Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? - Romance (2)

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Dobbes(m): 12:24pm On Jan 10, 2023

A puzzy once föcked and fûked well cannot be unfûked.

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Omojolaray(m): 12:25pm On Jan 10, 2023

AdamuKD:
I have been seeing this particular phrase 'Okafor's law' in Nairaland for a while now and I don't know the meaning of it. Please, can someone explain it to me.

once debe is debe debe.... if u know u know

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by engrkaz(m): 12:25pm On Jan 10, 2023

A road once tarred, well tarred, can always be retarred. Okafor’s law

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Abudu2000(m): 12:25pm On Jan 10, 2023

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Konjiboii: 12:26pm On Jan 10, 2023

DaddyCK:
Siofra are u free on Tuesday? i wannto fukkk i beg. Can you help yor borther i beg.?

be nice!! (no oofeinse)

She's a feminist, ofcourse she will say NO online but in reality homeboys plenty when dey knack knack her like pinata

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by NaijaCover(m): 12:26pm On Jan 10, 2023

Inukwa ooooo

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Isabi4lov: 12:26pm On Jan 10, 2023

The law only works for those that goes back to their vomits cool

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by JoyousFurnitire(m): 12:26pm On Jan 10, 2023

Weirdcamila:
It states that everything being equal , once in, always in.

You mean once debe is always debe? undecided

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Ameduedwin(m): 12:27pm On Jan 10, 2023

it means what is Bleep can not be unfuck again.

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Nobody: 12:27pm On Jan 10, 2023

hagjay:
Okafor law of congodynamics states that
Any congo that has been shined ONCE can always be shined again and again provided it was shined PROPERLY the first time.

C1.p = C∞

C= congo
P=proper shining
∞ = infinity

LMAO!

You don even derive formular for am. People wey normal for this nairaland no reach seven. And you're not anywhere near that list.

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by whytediamond(m): 12:28pm On Jan 10, 2023

hagjay:
Okafor law of congodynamics states that
Any congo that has been shined ONCE can always be shined again and again provided it was shined PROPERLY the first time.

C1.p = C∞

C= congo
P=proper shining
∞ = infinity

Una no go kee pesin for this NL grin

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Truthfulguy10: 12:28pm On Jan 10, 2023

hagjay:
Okafor law of congodynamics states that
Any congo that has been shined ONCE can always be shined again and again provided it was shined PROPERLY the first time.

C1.p = C∞

C= congo
P=proper shining
∞ = infinity

Exactly

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by perdollar(m): 12:29pm On Jan 10, 2023

Tnx to okafor's law, I am married to my then ex.

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by jojothaiv(m): 12:29pm On Jan 10, 2023

Weirdcamila:
It states that everything being equal, once in, always in.

Apt...

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by onuman: 12:30pm On Jan 10, 2023

hagjay:
Okafor law of congodynamics states that
Any congo that has been shined ONCE can always be shined again and again provided it was shined PROPERLY the first time.

C1.p = C∞

C= congo
P=proper shining
∞ = infinity

Nearly every woman will go for another turn with the man who properly shined her pusssy sometime in the past, provided there is the opportunity to keep the thing private.

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by watindey(f): 12:31pm On Jan 10, 2023

siofra:
It's the nonsense uncouth beer parlour regular customers say to console themselves

it's the reality. One there can always get there!

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by EmiDon11: 12:33pm On Jan 10, 2023

And how did this manage to make frontpage?
Damn, nairaland is gone forever.

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Lordofalmajiri(f): 12:33pm On Jan 10, 2023

hagjay:
Okafor law of congodynamics states that
Any congo that has been shined ONCE can always be shined again and again provided it was shined PROPERLY the first time.

C1.p = C∞

C= congo
P=proper shining
∞ = infinity

You should give credit to Nwaamikpe. That's his theory cool

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Kobicove(m): 12:33pm On Jan 10, 2023

Weirdcamila:
It states that everything being equal , once in, always in.

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Bimffo(m): 12:34pm On Jan 10, 2023

Once debe, always debe. (In Yoruba)

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by okeyfineboy(m): 12:37pm On Jan 10, 2023

Okafors Law states that if you have mind blowing sex with a woman once, you get a free pass to always have sex with her.

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by DaudaTheSexyGuy(m): 12:37pm On Jan 10, 2023

I have tested the law and found it to be true grin

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Nonywendy(m): 12:38pm On Jan 10, 2023

AdamuKD:
I have been seeing this particular phrase 'Okafor's law' in Nairaland for a while now and I don't know the meaning of it. Please, can someone explain it to me.

ife bara aba ka ga aba ozo

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by seguno2: 12:40pm On Jan 10, 2023

Brian47:
I was expecting to see you here as usual ranting.
Not surprised.

With her fallen Olympus carefully packaged in front to deceive kudi-rats with too much money than sense.

Does her Olympus packaging not remind you of how ThiefNuibu packaged Buhari in 2015 as the best thing after sliced yam. Now we know better. Our mumu don do, although some wey their mumu never do want to continue with the suffering of the past eight years.

God forbid BAT ting

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Buskynwa: 12:40pm On Jan 10, 2023

donpapa:
Wa gbayi omoluabi

Afonja international grin

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by SenatePresdo(m): 12:43pm On Jan 10, 2023

Okafor's law is not constant.

Some people's worse enemy today is their Ex.

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Nobody: 12:44pm On Jan 10, 2023

siofra:

so am goin to fukkkk u on tuesday...corrrrect? cheesy

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Judgesledge(m): 12:45pm On Jan 10, 2023

siofra:
It's the nonsense uncouth beer parlour regular customers say to console themselves

seems you've been to quite a few beer Parlours for you to be aware of this TRUTH

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Aduroja123(m): 12:49pm On Jan 10, 2023

FuckDModz:

Provided the attraction remains constant, the level of intimacy is directly proportional to the distance between both parties irrespective of their relationship status.

You gerrit?

You people are just MADLY brilliant abeg grin

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by 07kjb: 12:51pm On Jan 10, 2023

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
I have tested the law and found it to be true

Yes very very true..one of the most trusted theories we have on Earth

That is why men Should go back to marrying virgins

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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by MrOreo(m): 12:54pm On Jan 10, 2023

hagjay:
Okafor law of congodynamics states that
Any congo that has been shined ONCE can always be shined again and again provided it was shined PROPERLY the first time.

C1.p = C∞

C= congo
P=proper shining
∞ = infinity

You be MVP, even added formula grin

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