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Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Pray(m): 12:55pm On Jan 10, 2023
E mean say anything wey you don do once, you still fit do am again.
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by phemmyfour: 12:57pm On Jan 10, 2023
AdamuKD:
I have been seeing this particular phrase 'Okafor's law' in Nairaland for a while now and I don't know the meaning of it. Please, can someone explain it to me.
Once debe.....always debe debe

OR

A Congo once shinned , will continue to be shine by the particular sponge provided that it was PROPERLY shined the first time.
Mathematically, C1 . P = C ∞
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Shadysen: 1:00pm On Jan 10, 2023
perdollar:
Tnx to okafor's law, I am married to my then ex.
Are you the one that got married this year with that thick lady in ph?
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by whippersnapper(m): 1:02pm On Jan 10, 2023
hagjay:
Okafor law of congodynamics states that
Any congo that has been shined ONCE can always be shined again and again provided it was shined PROPERLY the first time.

C1.p = C∞

C= congo
P=proper shining
∞ = infinity
this your equation no be hear. professor in quantum physics
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by timisn: 1:03pm On Jan 10, 2023
okafor's law states that: can we still do it again just one more time believe me I will not disturb you again. after five years him still come back with the same punch line and you no know how e take happen una still do am again shocked shocked shocked
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by nkpommpko(m): 1:04pm On Jan 10, 2023
hagjay:
Okafor law of congodynamics states that
Any congo that has been shined ONCE can always be shined again and again provided it was shined PROPERLY the first time.

C1.p = C∞

C= congo
P=proper shining
∞ = infinity
Q.E.D
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 1:05pm On Jan 10, 2023
siofra:
It's the nonsense uncouth beer parlour regular customers say to console themselves angry
This bitter woman again. Lol
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 1:06pm On Jan 10, 2023
hagjay:
Okafor law of congodynamics states that
Any congo that has been shined ONCE can always be shined again and again provided it was shined PROPERLY the first time.

C1.p = C∞

C= congo
P=proper shining
∞ = infinity
Cheeeiii nairalanders ehnnn grin grin
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by kennisman(m): 1:08pm On Jan 10, 2023
Ask your wife's ex. Simple.
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Aguiyimba(m): 1:09pm On Jan 10, 2023
siofra:
It's the nonsense uncouth beer parlour regular customers say to console themselves angry
Why can't you disappoint me for once?
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Toks2008(m): 1:13pm On Jan 10, 2023
AdamuKD:
I have been seeing this particular phrase 'Okafor's law' in Nairaland for a while now and I don't know the meaning of it. Please, can someone explain it to me.
Okafor's law is a dangerous law... The reason why many ladies get messed up cos they can't let go of their exes...

Okafor's law is the reason many ladies transfer their exes child or children to their husband.

Okafor's law is the reason many ladies don't get sexual satisfaction from their men cos they have had it better from an ex.

Okafor's law states that when an ex does you well sexually be a man or woman, there is a a good chance that you will always run back to them or fall for them if both of you find yourself together in private.
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Elidrisy20: 1:16pm On Jan 10, 2023
It means wayowayo
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by samonak(m): 1:25pm On Jan 10, 2023
DaddyCK:
Siofra are u free on Tuesday? i wannto fukkk i beg. Can you help yor borther i beg.? wink

be nice!! (no oofeinse) smiley

If you be her brother, why u go wan fvck your sister?
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 1:26pm On Jan 10, 2023
Skyfornia:
It means a dog owned and given out can trace it's previous owner or come back to it's previous owner (in future).

Note the keyword: Dog
Lmao grin grin grin grin
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Kaycee54321(m): 1:29pm On Jan 10, 2023
hagjay:
Okafor law of congodynamics states that
Any congo that has been shined ONCE can always be shined again and again provided it was shined PROPERLY the first time.

C1.p = C∞

C= congo
P=proper shining
∞ = infinity
PhD Physics.

Professor of Congodynamics.
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by TheOgaBoss: 1:30pm On Jan 10, 2023
SenatePresdo:
Okafor's law is not constant.

Some people's worse enemy today is their Ex.
maybe they did.not properly shine the p** when they had the chance
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by enonche85(m): 1:34pm On Jan 10, 2023
miracood:
Quick Google search would have given u the answer.

But Okafor's law is of the veiw that u/ your can still smash an ex/u even if the relationship stopped 10 years ago... Even if she's married to the most powerful man or u're married to the most beautiful lady in the world.
you didn't complete it,...you can still smash on the condition that you did a good job before.
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by bdon123(m): 1:35pm On Jan 10, 2023
siofra:
undecided
@siofra me too...help out pls
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Nobody: 1:37pm On Jan 10, 2023
samonak:
If you be her brother, why u go wan fvck your sister?
Is she not a woman?you don't like females? (No oofencsse) undecided
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by sharpshap(m): 1:38pm On Jan 10, 2023
A Congo once shined can always be re shined as long as there is an agreement between the Bangee and the Bangor.
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by spencekat(m): 1:41pm On Jan 10, 2023
TheOgaBoss:
maybe they did.not properly shine the p** when they had the chance
No.Not about sex.
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by spencekat(m): 1:42pm On Jan 10, 2023
Not a constant law.It works for some and does not for others.
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by spencekat(m): 1:44pm On Jan 10, 2023
Lordofalmajiri:
You should give credit to Nwaamikpe. That's his theory cool
Where is that dude?
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by snipernigga(m): 1:52pm On Jan 10, 2023
Absolutely true, speaking from years of successful experience grin grin grin
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by samonak(m): 1:54pm On Jan 10, 2023
DaddyCK:
Is she not a woman?you don't like females? (No oofencsse) undecided
u for no call urself her brother, since u know say na knack u want.
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by forghe(m): 1:56pm On Jan 10, 2023
Simple and short definition cheesy

Weirdcamila:
It states that everything being equal , once in, always in.
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by aniblue(m): 1:56pm On Jan 10, 2023
Where is NwaAmaikpe?
He's the preacher of this gospel grin and the professor in the field of congodynamics grin

And I quote him .....
Okafor's Law of Congodynamics which states that once a Congo has been shined before (C1), it can always be shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly the previous times it was shined (P).
(C1 P = C∞)
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Nobody: 2:00pm On Jan 10, 2023
samonak:
u for no call urself her brother, since u know say na knack u want.
bro u never heard of brotherly love? I want to fukkk Siofra sir. I have already fukkk her juss 3 times last year sir. we havent fukk this year.

thats why i wannto fukk her sir and she will agree smiley
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by ashanax: 2:01pm On Jan 10, 2023
siofra:
It's the nonsense uncouth beer parlour regular customers say to console themselves angry
How many beer parlor have u sat in to know they discuss dis nonsense there huh
DaddyCK dey wait u jare...
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Rikze: 2:03pm On Jan 10, 2023
siofra:
It's the nonsense uncouth beer parlour regular customers say to console themselves angry
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by ExcelDBM: 2:03pm On Jan 10, 2023
siofra:
It's the nonsense uncouth beer parlour regular customers say to console themselves angry
You see this one with FERNANDEZISBACK, Candidlady, Sweetplum, Jennyclay and Chichi. These ones just laze about all day and night constituting nuisance on nairaland. It is their soft work.
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