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Men, Delete One Forever. by englishmart(m): 1:06pm On Jan 25, 2023
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 1:07pm On Jan 25, 2023
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature 😊⚽❤️

(Seeing this Ronaldo and Messi pic sef dey give massive joy)

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN 🤔 now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes 😊 MUSIC DEY GINGER! 😎 Let me put it that way as an African man yunno 😉

WOMEN: Hmmm 🤔 Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman 😹 or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving 😒😹

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) 😏

So, I'll delete WOMEN 😑 and E dey pain me as I delete them ooo 😭😂😭😂

FOOD ✅
FOOTBALL ✅
MUSIC ✅
WOMEN ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌




MODIFIED: 36+ MENTIONS MEHN 😅😅 I REMOVED WOMEN NOT BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THEM.

I LOVE WOMEN BUT MY SANITY AND PEACE OF MIND IS MORE IMPORTANT PLUS I NO WON MISS HEAVEN.

IF YOU STAY WITH WOMAN, NA SOSO SIN YOU GO DEY SIN 😓

HEAVENLY RACE? 🤔 "I NO GO TIRE"

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Jashub: 1:09pm On Jan 25, 2023
Women. All others are necessary to sustain your sanity

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by infoviraltuned: 1:12pm On Jan 25, 2023
Football
I'm not a fan of football at all

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by froshdhayveed(m): 1:13pm On Jan 25, 2023
Once Messi retires I will delete football but 4 now I delete women

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Pells: 1:14pm On Jan 25, 2023
I can't delete football,music or food
Women can go,they offer nothing more than kpekus 🍑👀👀🤷🏾

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by OnlineArchitect: 1:15pm On Jan 25, 2023
Football
Are you about starting your building project? see our live thread for our ongoing building construction project of a 3-bedroom bungalow in Oron, Akwa Ibom... Link in my signature

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by incandescentena: 1:20pm On Jan 25, 2023
OMG!! Why would someone delete food?

A whole FOOD!!

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Nobody: 1:20pm On Jan 25, 2023
Music. I no dy pretend grin

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 1:31pm On Jan 25, 2023
OnlineArchitect:
Football


Football? I'm really disappointed in you 😒

Though, I know it's your choice and I respect it but......😒😒

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Bahamas95(m): 1:33pm On Jan 25, 2023
It's very difficult to delete one because I love all.


Though I love music alot but I would delete it, I can't do without sex.....I will use the moaning of my partner and clapping of the bumbum during dogggy to replace music.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by englishmart(m): 1:45pm On Jan 25, 2023
MITCHELL96:
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature 😊⚽❤️

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN 🤔 now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes 😊 MUSIC DEY GINGER! 😎 Let me put it that way as an African man yunno 😉

WOMEN: Hmmm 🤔 Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman 😹 or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving 😒😹

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) 😏

So, I'll delete WOMEN 😑

FOOD ✅
FOOTBALL ✅
MUSIC ✅
WOMEN ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌

The only females I'll replace this spot for are my female siblings and my mother. Shikina!
You can't make derogatory remarks about women and then exclude your female loved ones. That's selfish and unreasonable. Women are women, and are mostly wired the same way.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 1:50pm On Jan 25, 2023
englishmart:
How about making kids? Lol. E be like say most Nigerian women truly have nothing to offer o

Apart from helping reproduce, what again?

They'll still end up adding to the headache the kids will give you.

Omo, to be a man isn't easy o. That's why you'll see men cut off anything that has to do with Women totally.

I have a friend that has stayed celibate for 3 good years and still counting as I type.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 1:52pm On Jan 25, 2023
englishmart:
You can't make derogatory remarks about women and then exclude your female loved ones. That's selfish, unreasonable and selfish. Women are women, and are mostly wired the same way.

Why did you edit your comment? 😒

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by englishmart(m): 1:55pm On Jan 25, 2023
MITCHELL96:


Apart from helping reproduce, what again?

They'll still end up adding to the headache the kids will give you.

Omo, to be a man isn't easy o. That's why you'll see men cut off anything that has to do with Women totally.

I have a friend that has stayed celibate for 3 good years and still counting as I type.
I think you're very correct. I had a relationship for three months, those three months was the most draining period of my life. Wahala overdose. Since 2018 till date, all the girls I met were the same. Able-bodied Parasites. And it doesn't matter if they had a good source of income or not. 😮‍💨😮‍💨
Finding love in Nigeria is like finding cold water in hell

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by englishmart(m): 1:56pm On Jan 25, 2023
MITCHELL96:


Why did you edit your comment? 😒
I didn't read to the end before mentioning.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by englishmart(m): 1:57pm On Jan 25, 2023
infoviraltuned:
Football
I'm not a fan of football at all
🙄🙄🙄

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 2:04pm On Jan 25, 2023
englishmart:
I think you're very correct. I had a relationship for three months, those three months was the most draining period of my life. Wahala overdose. Since 2018 till date, all the girls I met were the same. Able-bodied Parasites. And it doesn't matter if they had a good source of income or not. 😮‍💨😮‍💨
Finding love in Nigeria is like finding cold water in hell


Thank God you know.

The cause of this is because living in Nigeria is hard and since girls can't do all these menial jobs to eat and clothe themselves, they have to shun finding love to finding MONEY through any possible way and it's through fake relationship, hook up and etc.

So, that's why almost all the girls you've met is after money and not your looks, love and affection.

In UK,US to be specific, they're after looks and not who has money or more money.

They're parasites there too but their own isn't like how it is here in Nigeria.

So, finding real love in Nigeria is like finding a needle in the ocean 😹

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by englishmart(m): 2:19pm On Jan 25, 2023
MITCHELL96:



Thank God you know.

The cause of this is because living in Nigeria is hard and since girls can't do all these menial jobs to eat and clothe themselves, they have to shun finding love to finding MONEY through any possible way and it's through fake relationship, hook up and etc.

So, that's why almost all the girls you've met is after money and not your looks, love and affection.

In UK,US to be specific, they're after looks and not who has money or more money.

They're parasites there too but their own isn't like how it is here in Nigeria.

So, finding real love in Nigeria is like finding a needle in the ocean 😹
Most Nigerian girls are not after your intellectual capacity or potential. They are simply after the now. Jobless people with high taste that they can't afford.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Krak(m): 3:22pm On Jan 25, 2023
Delete FOOTBALL ten times over,no questions asked.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by theophorus(m): 3:25pm On Jan 25, 2023
Football

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Karlifate: 3:31pm On Jan 25, 2023
Bahamas95:
It's very difficult to delete one because I love all.


Though I love music alot but I would delete it, I can't do without sex.....I will use the moaning of my partner and clapping of the bumbum during dogggy to replace music.

LMAO! 😂

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Karlifate: 3:32pm On Jan 25, 2023
peepydelano:
Music. I no dy pretend grin

😏

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Brokeloser: 3:39pm On Jan 25, 2023
Women even though I'm not a football fan.I'd rather bear a 90+ mins match than deal with a female.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by tydi(m): 3:44pm On Jan 25, 2023
Bleep football
Food first
Women second
Them I will relax with music

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by JOACHINpedro: 3:58pm On Jan 25, 2023
My scale of preference.
Food
Music
Women
Football
I'll delete football, I can do without it

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Olowoshako(m): 3:59pm On Jan 25, 2023
Music
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jan 25, 2023
englishmart:
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?
Nlfpmod


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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Nobody: 4:00pm On Jan 25, 2023
englishmart:
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?

^^^^^SIOFRA....YOU AGAIN!!!!!! angry
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by motionarena: 4:08pm On Jan 25, 2023
Never really been a music fan, so it can go
Music of nowadays are thrash

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by siofra(f): 4:12pm On Jan 25, 2023
Pells:
I can't delete football,music or food
Women can go,they offer nothing more than kpekus 🍑👀👀🤷🏾

See this liar undecided


This one that cannot go a day without chasing nairaland women 🙄

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by GoldSantana: 4:16pm On Jan 25, 2023
Music

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