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Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Savedday: 9:54am On Dec 15, 2022
The earlier you realize that all 9ja girls are Olosho and useless as used tissue paper the better for you. Some do it codedly why some do it openly.

If you know who 9ja girls are, nothing they do will ever surprise you.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Omihanifa: 9:59am On Dec 15, 2022
I would have said the op is lying if not that I have experienced something like this before.

There's this fair tiv girl in her mid 30s that is so loose sexually in a compound I once lived. I was shocked the day I caught her with mairuwa.

I later asked the mairuwa what's up and he was just shining his teeth. I later heard that she seduced the mairuwa just so that she can be getting free water.

That girl can Bleep anything irrespective of your status. She also slept with one of the vigilante guys in our area.

I think it's mostly fair girls that are notorious for this act
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by headbasher96(m): 10:03am On Dec 15, 2022
She knows what aboki is giving her without complain if she was dating u

Na the same thing and u go carry her come NL come insult her but aboki the give without thinking Aboki too is human the way u described this its as if aboki is inferior but na aboki be your presido and u cant do nothing
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Obnoxious2001(m): 10:03am On Dec 15, 2022
ahnie:
My concern right now is that....2 pure water is now #50 in delta state.
The matter tire me.
Na tap water ways anyway, we must survive.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Fountainofyouth(f): 10:13am On Dec 15, 2022
Hausa men are extremely good at cunninlingus.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Nobody: 10:19am On Dec 15, 2022
Ur neighbor in Canada won't engage u in any sort of unsolicited conversation and what you do doesent concern them even if u greet them they'll answer with a forced smile
You have wonder why whites use to live long ? the reason is they do mind their business .
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Baronthecelebri(m): 11:02am On Dec 15, 2022
Women get fish brain,ask eve
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by yinkeys(m): 11:16am On Dec 15, 2022
Niftkid:
Ur neighbor in Canada won't engage u in any sort of unsolicited conversation and what you do doesent concern them even if u greet them they'll answer with a forced smile
You have wonder why whites use to live long ? the reason is they do mind their business .
They’d go online to look for strangers miles away to get the job done
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by yinkeys(m):
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Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by benqo01(m): 11:35am On Dec 15, 2022
Zeal0000007:
Bro I said I didn't believe it when my woman told me, cos d gal too fine, some people wey dey patronize ashawo go fit pay up to 100k to have that gal even for one nite cos the gal too fine, with her good shape, fair and fine in complexion, but imagine her stooping so low to having aboki dig her, and she's very happy why her neighbours dey shame for her fellow including women.
GUY U DEY FUCH UP O U THINK SAY ABOKI NO LIKE BETTER THICK YANSH? SOFT BREAST NO B FOR ONLY US NA MAKE DEM SELF FOLLOW CHOP

THE ABOKI DEY DRILL HER WELLA B DAT,THOSE ABOKI WEY DEY GET WETIN DEM DEY USE FUCH THOSE THIER MEDICINE EHN FIT FUCH LIKE 2HRS STRAIGHT.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by 07kjb: 1:37pm On Dec 15, 2022
Zeal0000007:
Bro I said I didn't believe it when my woman told me, cos d gal too fine, some people wey dey patronize ashawo go fit pay up to 100k to have that gal even for one nite cos the gal too fine, with her good shape, fair and fine in complexion, but imagine her stooping so low to having aboki dig her, and she's very happy why her neighbours dey shame for her fellow including women.
She might have AIDS
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Chris2863(m): 1:52pm On Dec 15, 2022
Don’t be surprised to hear that op’s babe also have one aboki servicing her
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Pablojoker12(m): 1:57pm On Dec 15, 2022
Maybe � is to satisfy her urge, or love, or maybe aboki dn charm her cause all this aboki way no pure
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by fk001(m): 2:53pm On Dec 15, 2022
Mumu you said your post is not about dragging any tribe but how many times you look down and dragged the aboki in your useless writeup?

Secondly stop the false claim that abokis are not circumcised, it is haram in Islam for a Muslim to be uncircumcised. That's why it is mandatory to be circumcised before the age of 5 or below
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by worried222: 3:36pm On Dec 15, 2022
Zeal0000007:
Bro I said I didn't believe it when my woman told me, cos d gal too fine, some people wey dey patronize ashawo go fit pay up to 100k to have that gal even for one nite cos the gal too fine, with her good shape, fair and fine in complexion, but imagine her stooping so low to having aboki dig her, and she's very happy why her neighbours dey shame for her fellow including women.
That Aboki might be using juju on her. These Abokis are very diabolic people oo.
That’s another angle.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Lee99: 4:00pm On Dec 15, 2022
Uptheante:
Na lie, you no get mind follow Hausa girl talk not to even think of fuccking them

However, I just saw one fine Igbo girl coming out from one aboki onion seller room this morning after he has finished vandalizing her kpekus throughout the night grin
The man is from the desert of Niger Republic & he no bath since last week grin

Come & see how the fine Igbo girl is using hand fan to blow breeze on her kpekus to cool it down after receiving the big uncircumcised aboki preek grin
You're just a tribalist so I'll ignore you moving forward
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by DonroxyII: 8:25pm On Jan 03, 2023
Samantha123:
When girls are looking for guys with money and flashy cars, you guys complain, when they look for guys with no money, you still complain.

What is it that you Nigerian men want? And can't you and your girlfriend learn to mind your business?
Abegiii, Who dey mind dem business in this Country side for Dat kain Tatafo grin ....

My fine Neighbour dey fvck abo.ki wey dey knack Scissors Against one another you say make I mind my business ... If I hear ... I go Comot Eye oo but I go dey wonder dey smile for my Belle say Maka Chukwu Oginni na grin
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by DonroxyII: 8:26pm On Jan 03, 2023
Fountainofyouth:
Hausa men are extremely good at cunninlingus.
Hmmm grin ... Is this from Experience or You Hear huh
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by kelspinall(m): 11:47pm On Jan 03, 2023
Are you a small boy, soo this is what you wasted time observing and rushing down here to post.... Hmm
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Uptheante(m): 2:43pm On Feb 07, 2023
Lee99:
You're just a tribalist so I'll ignore you moving forward
Cry me a river Mr. Obinna flat head
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Aklee4994(m): 2:53pm On Feb 07, 2023
Maybe aboki Dey give her head
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Aklee4994(m): 3:06pm On Feb 07, 2023
Samantha123:
When girls are looking for guys with money and flashy cars, you guys complain, when they look for guys with no money, you still complain.

What is it that you Nigerian men want? And can't you and your girlfriend learn to mind your business?
I heard you’re not a Nigeria girl so y worried...keep your Dickson mouth 👄 shut from another country palava 😂😭😭😭



Take bucket 🪣 make you tears 😭😭😭
I hate when you think 💭 you’re smart to condemn others
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Nobody: 3:15pm On Feb 07, 2023
🤣🤣😝😝😝🤣🤣
Aklee4994:
I heard you’re not a Nigeria girl so y worried...keep your Dickson mouth 👄 shut from another country palava 😂😭😭😭



Take bucket 🪣 make you tears 😭😭😭
I hate when you think 💭 you’re smart to condemn others
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Lionmachala(m): 3:19pm On Feb 07, 2023
Aklee4994:
I heard you’re not a Nigeria girl so y worried...keep your Dickson mouth 👄 shut from another country palava 😂😭😭😭



Take bucket 🪣 make you tears 😭😭😭
I hate when you think 💭 you’re smart to condemn others
Dis is too early.. now.

Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Aklee4994(m): 4:06pm On Feb 07, 2023
Samantha123:
🤣🤣😝😝😝🤣🤣
your thinking 💭 faculty is logical not that of those emotional evening newspaper Nigeria girl...don’t just defend any Nigeria girls Na we Dey live the country most of them are useless as a comrade here use to say.

I respect some of you not those feminists old layers
Am sorry 🙏🙏for not minding my business 🤛🤝
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Godsongang: 4:18pm On Feb 07, 2023
Why talking like this so the aboki no be human being abi. Abeg what's class?
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Aklee4994(m): 4:26pm On Feb 07, 2023
Lionmachala:
Dis is too early.. now.
she want peace ☮️ so bruh let give her the peace ✌🏻She is not really into the system of our country because she Na SA babe
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by tesuto1(m): 4:55pm On Feb 07, 2023
Guy,no vex o,but I just wan ask you this question,aboki no deserve 'fresh kpekus'?
Zeal0000007:
Pals wonders shall never end, my woman stays distance off me, but I visit often same with her, infact she prefers me coming over, as we are preparing to settle down together.

One of those days in my apartment during our little gossips, my gal told me about this her neighbour that is into sexing a particular "aboki" guy those ones that patch and sew torn cloths on the streets, I was very shock . she told me she has witness it twice she couldn't believe her eyes.

Infact that she has lost respect and love she had for the gal, how can she stoop so low in having relationship with an aboki, people that barely bath, most of the them are very dirty and smelling, what could have pushed her into that.

Me from where i was, was speechless as well cos I know the gal, this gal in question fine die, fair , very fresh like today bread lol thick with elevated backside, she's indeed my kind of woman, infact the gal too fine and she happened to be Igbo by tribe and she should be 21 to 24yrs still young. I use to see her as someone that is classic because of her dressing whenever I visit my gal, she appears elegant always, no way she couldn't have had better taste for guys, yet I didn't still believe my gal.

on a particular fateful day I went to my gal's place to check on her since her phone was switched off, I didn't see her I decided to wait a little outside. Behold my doubt was cleared while waiting, I saw the So called aboki with his sewing machine coming to the gal's house and no one was around cos it was in the morning but the gal was inside. The gal coming outside sighted me I did as if nothing concern me , I was sighting the gal. After greeting each other she brought some cloths and gave to him, aboki while sewing was entering the room and coming out, to and fro.

I was like make I see the end of this, behold after sewing aboki went inside finally for like 30mins, another neighbour of her's came back saw the sewing machine outside and the owner was no way to be found, the guy just nodded his head and smile in disappointment and looked at me and I smiled back.

After the fun time aboki came out sweating and looking tired, he must have had alot of fun, the charges for the job on the cloths wasn't paid instead the aboki guy with his dirty body had to gift her some money, what I'm I saying ? Of course they're boyfriend and gal friend, I heard he the aboki visits like 2 to 3 times a week.

If someone ever told me someone like that gal ever friended aboki I will doubt, but what's my concern the guy is having fun of his life , with fresh kpekus as u guys call it, what many guys cannot do aboki is doing it lol.

But take home question for me was that ,
1. why stoop that low, despite her beauty , she would have gotten a guy with a flashy car and beautiful things of life, like the way other gals could think.
2.Could it be that this guy is there just to solve her sexual urge problems and available whenever she needs him since he's always on the street ?
3. Could it be that she has a serious boyfriend outside who is not aware of this extra relationship, and providing he daily needs while this one is seriously servicing her ?

4. Could it be that she's trying to solve her fantasy, I learnt that core Muslims like that aboki are uncircumcised perhaps she wanted to have a fair share with experience and then keep one to herself by having uncircumcised dick digging her.
5. Could it be a syndrome problem that she needs to fight against.
6. Could it be that her friends are into it. ?
7. Lastly could it be that she has suffer heartbreak from so-called more responsible and civilized guys so she had to settle for aboki.

Note: pls this post is not to depict or drag any religion or tribe, be civilized in your comments while you share your thoughts and experiences.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Nobody: 6:13pm On Feb 07, 2023
😊😊😊
Aklee4994:
your thinking 💭 faculty is logical not that of those emotional evening newspaper Nigeria girl...don’t just defend any Nigeria girls Na we Dey live the country most of them are useless as a comrade here use to say.

I respect some of you not those feminists old layers
Am sorry 🙏🙏for not minding my business 🤛🤝
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Lee99: 7:24pm On Feb 07, 2023
Uptheante:
Cry me a river Mr. Obinna flat head
Coming from someone with a parted face, afonja tiger, have you used your bleaching cream today?
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