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What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by plenitude(m): 9:10pm On Apr 19, 2023
Hello ladies and gentlemen…what’s the biggest lie you’ve ever heard from someone
Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by EriMma1: 9:14pm On Apr 19, 2023
So many that I can't remember but one that is still fresh in my memory is someone that told me she bought a phone for 80k just because I told her I bought mine a little over 80k. But looking at her phone it doesn't worth 60k. So I told her to bring the receipt, she refused and said I was doubting her. I said ok let me see the phone again, I quickly checked the model and Googled it. omor, the phone was between 45 to 50k. Na so I burst out laughing.

She was already lying to another lady about the price of the phone when I bursted out. I showed the other lady the phone on google with the current price. She was shocked.

Why? Why do people Iike lying like this.

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:17pm On Apr 19, 2023
i am a Nigerian prince and have millions of petro dollars to give you... for free!

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by tonicyril: 9:17pm On Apr 19, 2023
India beat Nigeria 99-0
Election won't hold on 25th of march
Only those who went to school enjoy the Valor of wealth grin grin (awon bata re a dun kokoka people) grin grin

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by plenitude(m): 9:19pm On Apr 19, 2023
Mine is; there was this girl I met on a dating site, we chatted for a while then I decided to pass her on to someone else. The guy chatted her up and they agreed to meet in a particular day at the guy’s house. The guy told me about it ooo. So the next day I chatted her up and asked her how she been doing and of which she told me she is fine. I now asked her her whereabouts, omon this girl told me that one of her old skul friend back then in secondary school came back from Turkey and they invited her over. She told me she cooked fried rice, pepper soup and whole lots of foods. She also they went out to one eatery like that and she ate lots of pizza 🍕 omon I just nod my head burst laugh 😂

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by plenitude(m): 9:25pm On Apr 19, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
i am a Nigerian prince and have millions of petro dollars to give you... for free!
Omon this one strong😂

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by plenitude(m): 9:26pm On Apr 19, 2023
tonicyril:
India beat Nigeria 99-0
Election won't hold on 25th of march
Only those who went to school enjoy the Valor of wealth grin grin (awon bata re a dun kokoka people) grin grin
😂😂😂
Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by plenitude(m): 9:35pm On Apr 19, 2023
EriMma1:
So many that I can't remember but one that is still fresh in my memory is someone that told me she bought a phone for 80k just because I told her I bought mine a little over 80k. But looking at her phone it doesn't worth 60k. So I told her to bring the receipt, she refused and said I was doubting her. I said ok let me see the phone again, I quickly checked the model and Googled it. omor, the phone was between 45 to 50k. Na so I burst out laughing.

She was already lying to another lady about the price of the phone when I bursted out. I showed the other lady the phone on google with the current price. She was shocked.

Why? Why do people Ike lying like this.
I really don’t know what people gain from lying oooo. There was this girl that graduated from college of education. So we got talking and I asked her what her level of education was. Babe told me that she graduated from Ambrose Ali university. Only for me to later find out she graduated from Igueben college of Education

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by EriMma1: 9:40pm On Apr 19, 2023
plenitude:

I really don’t know what people gain from lying oooo. There was this girl that graduated from college of education. So we got talking and I asked her what her level of education was. Babe told me that she graduated from Ambrose Ali university. Only for me to later find out she graduated from Igueben college of Education

Kikikikikiiii grin... They do it to appear sophisticated and classy now. Abi? cheesy

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by Nobody: 9:40pm On Apr 19, 2023
That tinubu won't win the 2023 election

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by plenitude(m): 9:43pm On Apr 19, 2023
EriMma1:


Kikikikikiiii grin... They do it to appear sophisticated and classy now. Abi? cheesy
I really don’t have problem with her graduating from college of education. She should be happy because not everyone has the opportunity of furthering their education beyond secondary school level.

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by plenitude(m): 9:44pm On Apr 19, 2023
Olasyke:
That tinubu won't win the 2023 election
That one is left for court to decide

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by okoroemeka(m): 9:46pm On Apr 19, 2023
plenitude:
Hello ladies and gentlemen…what’s the biggest lie you’ve ever heard from someone
one Xmas period I picked up a babe in my car and while gisting I asked her which school she is studying,she said University of South Africa,WHAO!,so she asked me were I am going,so I told her I am actually going to the airport to board my helicopter to South Africa,as I live and have a mansion there,why don't she follow me and drop off at the University,the girl immediately requested to be dropped at the next junction

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by plenitude(m): 9:58pm On Apr 19, 2023
okoroemeka:
one Xmas period I picked up a babe in my car and while gisting I asked her which school she is studying,she said University of South Africa,WHAO!,so she asked me were I am going,so I told her I am actually going to the airport to board my helicopter to South Africa,as I live and have a mansion there,why don't she follow me and drop off at the University,the girl immediately requested to be dropped at the next junction
Hahaha I can’t stop laughing. But wait ooo is it possible to fly to SA with helicopter 🚁
Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by Autobot05: 10:47pm On Apr 19, 2023
I will never leave you
I will mever change cheesy

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by LogicBomb8: 11:25pm On Apr 19, 2023
That, Buhari will bring the change...

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by Dshocker(m): 11:28pm On Apr 19, 2023
Buhari lied to me and other Nigerians that, for the first 6 months they will create jobs for 2 million people.

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by Vinnie2000(m): 11:32pm On Apr 19, 2023
She told me 'NO SEX IN THE RELATIONSHIP'. But got pregnant for a Guy.

When i asked how come, She said she went to Swim in a Hotel and two Teenagers were Fcvking in the Swimming pool.

That the Guy Ejaculated and his Sperms Somehow SWAM All the Way to her VJ.

And She TOOK IN. embarassed

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by Kobicove(m): 12:14am On Apr 20, 2023
Vinnie2000:


She told me 'NO SEX IN THE RELATIONSHIP'. But got pregnant for a Guy.

When i asked how come, She said she went to Swim in a Hotel and two Teenagers were Fcvking in the Swimming pool.

That the Guy Ejaculated and his Sperms Somehow SWAM All the Way to her VJ.

And She TOOK IN. embarassed


Only a complete idiot will believe this type of liegrin

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by plenitude(m): 6:21am On Apr 20, 2023
Autobot05:
I will never leave you
I will mever change cheesy

😂😂
Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by plenitude(m): 6:22am On Apr 20, 2023
LogicBomb8:
That, Buhari will bring the change...
Everyone has there own definition of change 😂

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by plenitude(m): 6:23am On Apr 20, 2023
Dshocker:
Buhari lied to me and other Nigerians that, for the first 6 months they will create jobs for 2 million people.
That one nah part of politics
Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by plenitude(m): 6:24am On Apr 20, 2023
Vinnie2000:


She told me 'NO SEX IN THE RELATIONSHIP'. But got pregnant for a Guy.

When i asked how come, She said she went to Swim in a Hotel and two Teenagers were Fcvking in the Swimming pool.

That the Guy Ejaculated and his Sperms Somehow SWAM All the Way to her VJ.

Bro are you for real??

And She TOOK IN. embarassed

Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by Sheflex4real(m): 8:56am On Apr 20, 2023
Biggest lie I've ever been told is " It's not that easy"
Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by FalseProphet1(m): 9:12am On Apr 20, 2023
Olasyke:
That tinubu won't win the 2023 election
I saw a vision about you. Send me a DM and I'll reveal it to you.

This I have seen.
Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by Shadysen: 9:24am On Apr 20, 2023
someone told me that he saw obasinjo urinating in the gutter, so he went to him and asked why he urinate in that kind of place. man,i was cool inside.
Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by Gr8mind07(m): 9:24am On Apr 20, 2023
The biggest lie i have ever read
Vinnie2000:


She told me 'NO SEX IN THE RELATIONSHIP'. But got pregnant for a Guy.

When i asked how come, She said she went to Swim in a Hotel and two Teenagers were Fcvking in the Swimming pool.

That the Guy Ejaculated and his Sperms Somehow SWAM All the Way to her VJ.

And She TOOK IN. embarassed

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by leroi01(m): 10:09am On Apr 20, 2023
That APC won the presidential elections.

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by Nobody: 11:27am On Apr 20, 2023
One friend of mine back in varsity told me that she didn't believe in premarital sex because she was all about living a righteous life, at first I believed her because I was still blinded by religion back then.

She'd always criticize those who are in sexual relationships every chance she got and if you see her praying in church, you'd believe everything she says.. grin grin grin.. But what surprised me about this girl is that she changed boyfriends like she was changing clothes, in the four years that she's been in varsity, she introduced me to seven boyfriends and none of those seven boyfriends were religious or church guys.

And whenever she'd visit me on campus, her phone would always be receiving calls from different guys... Me that was single my phone could go for weeks without receiving any call from a guy unless it's a male relative or classmates asking me about school work..😂😂😂

She always claimed of how she has dated church brothers before and they all did her bad and therefore, she wanted nothing to do with them... It wasn't until the third year that I found out that she would sometimes during the week visit her boyfriend's house and spent days there.

When I asked her about it, she didn't deny it.. I reminded her of her so called principles and she claimed that she and her boyfriend just share a bed, but nothing happens, the guy was not even religious.. grin grin grin.. That's when I knew that the girl has been lying about having principles all this while, but I pretended that I believed her.

I didn't understand why she had to lie about being sexually active because I'm a liberal and understanding kind of a person and she knew it, it's not like I was going to criticize her like she would criticize others.

I found out that she got pregnant after she graduated from varsity and she's now a single mother.

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Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by KingDash09(m): 11:37am On Apr 20, 2023
That God lives in heaven..
Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by Mbenny(m): 11:43am On Apr 20, 2023
Samantha124:
One friend of mine back in varsity told me that she didn't believe in premarital sex because she was all about living a righteous life, at first I believed her because I was still blinded by religion back then.

She'd always criticize those who are in sexual relationships every chance she got and if you see her praying in church, you'd believe everything she says.. grin grin grin.. But what surprised me about this girl is that she changed boyfriends like she was changing clothes, in the four years that she's been in varsity, she introduced me to seven boyfriends and none of those seven boyfriends were religious or church guys.

And whenever she'd visit me on campus, her phone would always be receiving calls from different guys... Me that was single my phone could go for weeks without receiving any call from a guy unless it's a male relative or classmates asking me about school work..😂😂😂

She always claimed of how she has dated church brothers before and they all did her bad and therefore, she wanted nothing to do with them... It wasn't until the third year that I found out that she would sometimes during the week visit her boyfriend's house and spent days there.

When I asked her about it, she didn't deny it.. I reminded her of her so called principles and she claimed that she and her boyfriend just share a bed, but nothing happens, the guy was not even religious.. grin grin grin.. That's when I knew that the girl has been lying about having principles all this while, but I pretended that I believed her.

I didn't understand why she had to lie about being sexually active because I'm a liberal and understanding kind of a person and she knew it, it's not like I was going to criticize her like she would criticize others.

I found out that she got pregnant after she graduated from varsity and she's now a single mother.
Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by Nobody: 11:47am On Apr 20, 2023
Back then she claimed she was a virgin and one unexpected day we were both in the process of knacking when smallie told me she had something to tell me.... the rest Na history. Everyone lies tho undecided

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