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Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Nobody: 7:02pm On Apr 27, 2023
1. Those waist beads are from the marine kingdom.

2. Most Nigerian men have become dominated by women wearing these things.

3. The kinds of SIMPing stories I read on nairaland this days are really disgusting. And I know that ìlèkè ìdí is the culprit.

4. That "I SURRENDER TO YOUR ÌLÈKÈ ÌDÍ" song by Simi is the activating command of the seductive power of these beads.

5. Once a man sings that song and he sees beads on a woman's waist, his destiny becomes a target. His deek becomes hard.

6. If he goes on to touch the beads or have sex with the woman, that is the end. No redpiller can save him, only Jesus.

7. Even Adekunle Gold has become a SIMP.

Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Illegal1(m): 7:18pm On Apr 27, 2023
Omoh.......nah ur own cup of tea be dat ooh,as for me...i can't date/marry a grl without waist bead.
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Idonweak: 9:49pm On Apr 27, 2023
Modifire:
Useless goat na weytin una dey like bdat hubish

Do you have the address to the marine kingdom?
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Nobody:
Idonweak:

Do you have the address to the marine kingdom?
Your soul is already in their prison if you are asking this question. They see people like you as cows for food.

8. Whenever you hear men with glorious destinies say and I quote "my destiny is useless come and take it", know that such a person has been captured.

9. Notice from the comments how people say they are addicted to waist beads and how they become sexually aroused anytime they see it.

10. This is a sign of how these marine instruments have subdued the hearts of many men.

MODIFIED
1. I didn't add pictures in the original post. Why did the mod(s) modify my post by adding pictures?

2. Those images are making people's deek behave somehow.

3. REMOVE THEM NOW.

Cc
dominique, farano, Rocktation, nlfpmod, Seun
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Gadafii: 1:50am On Apr 28, 2023
i personally selected the three beads she wears cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by talk2hb1(m): 2:56am On Apr 28, 2023
Another Madt Goat on The Loss
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by linearity: 3:01am On Apr 28, 2023
ebi like say this topic go sweet, I don see say one guy man don dey ask for the address to the marine kingdom oh!

wetin u need an for self?
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Illegal1(m): 4:50am On Apr 28, 2023
Modifire:
Useless goat na weytin una dey like bdat hubish
omoh.......one man food nah another man poison bro,no negative tin u wn tell me for waist bead matter wen i go agree..
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by eepeepook: 5:42am On Apr 28, 2023
Waist bead thread number 18,000,000.
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Modifire(m): 6:59am On Apr 28, 2023
Illegal1:
omoh.......one man food nah another man poison bro,no negative tin u wn tell me for waist bead matter wen i go agree..
E b like dey na chop u dey chop d bead abi?
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Idonweak: 7:09am On Apr 28, 2023
mrrandomguy:
Your soul is already in their prison if you are asking this question. They see people like you as cows for food.
That's exactly why i need the address to go retrieve the souls there. If you don't know where it is just say so or admit you make it up in your head so we can know you're not mentally alright and render you the help you really need. Mad people everywhere huh
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Illegal1(m): 7:11am On Apr 28, 2023
Modifire:
E b like dey na chop u dey chop d bead abi?
omoh......any grl without waist bead shud be consider as a terrorist..
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Nobody:
They've got you finally. You will soon start to beat your own mother because of your girlfriend. Even your moniker shows it.
Idonweak:
That's exactly why i need the address to go retrieve the souls there.
Go to the beach and jump into the ocean.
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Klington: 1:39pm On Apr 28, 2023
People like ffk aka mazi ofe óha

Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by arejibadz(m): 1:39pm On Apr 28, 2023
who likes waist beads ??
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by MrAgbako:
I agree with OP 100%. Don't ask how or why 😎

Men lives are danger and they don't know lol.
If u a man and u still think with your dicck instead of brain and spiritual awareness then you are a goner in this world


Mak una wait fess make I sip small. I dey come

Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by SultanOfAbia: 1:39pm On Apr 28, 2023
Girls with waist beads are natural born oloshos
Whenever I see a babe with beads it immediately know say she be olosho
Na to approach her, reason with her
8 out if 10 of them dey always agree to knack.

Tho I can't marry a babe that wears such
I can knack them and move on
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Tunasco4u(m): 1:39pm On Apr 28, 2023
Ok
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by qtguru(m): 1:40pm On Apr 28, 2023
Major turn off. I just see it as street girls fashion.
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by SamuelAnyawu(m): 1:40pm On Apr 28, 2023
No be only marine kingdom.

Beads are normal stuffs. Are you saying men that put on neck chain are diabolical?

Here in the North, I'm not sure I've met a girl without waist beads. They do much love it.

A Simp is a Simp anyday
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Divoc19(f): 1:40pm On Apr 28, 2023
How about men that wear waist bead too
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Yugoslavia247(m): 1:41pm On Apr 28, 2023
Majority of what you wrote are myths and opinions.

We heard this in early 2000s when women trousers and crop tops were introduced.

We will get used to it.

For now keep wallowing in spiritual bulabaism
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Nobody: 1:41pm On Apr 28, 2023
story story those things are sexy i like them and i am doing extremely well
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Tukor1759: 1:42pm On Apr 28, 2023
mrrandomguy:
1. Those waist beads are from the marine kingdom.

2. Most Nigerian men have become dominated by women wearing these things.

3. The kinds of SIMPing stories I read on nairaland this days are really disgusting. And I know that ìlèkè ìdí is the culprit.

4. That "I SURRENDER TO YOUR ÌLÈKÈ ÌDÍ" song by Simi is the activating command of the seductive power of these beads.

5. Once a man sings that song and he sees beads on a woman's waist, his destiny becomes a target. His deek becomes hard.

6. If he goes on to touch the beads or have sex with the woman, that is the end. No redpiller can save him, only Jesus.

7. Even Adekunle Gold has become a SIMP.
I see no meaningful thing in this your write up
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Solomath01: 1:42pm On Apr 28, 2023
i get the adress to marine kingdom , but una go first press me rabas make i give una the intel
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Nobody: 1:42pm On Apr 28, 2023
Divoc19:
How about men that wear waist bead too
Which right thinking man wears waist bead biko? Abeg sit down
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Tukor1759: 1:43pm On Apr 28, 2023
mrrandomguy:
Your soul is already in their prison if you are asking this question. They see people like you as cows for food.
myth
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by mytime24(f): 1:43pm On Apr 28, 2023
Broda Benard
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Germi9: 1:44pm On Apr 28, 2023
Oga na lie
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Aforxzy(f): 1:44pm On Apr 28, 2023
Waist beads are fashion and cultural elements some women wear to beautify their bodies. It can also be used to check weight gain or loss.
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by riczy(m): 1:44pm On Apr 28, 2023
Illegal1:
omoh......any grl without waist bead shud be consider as a terrorist..
you are enjoying d clout!
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