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Tell us why you are still single


Funny response only

Redpiller keep off

I want to be like Athur Nzeribe.

So people that are single are a peculiar set of people that there must be a reason why?

Anyways, I want to be a monk and I'd be moving to the mountains of Tibet soon.

It's hard to be entangled with another human life for a period of time

Still practicing Hakimi’s handouts

🤣

We are finished in this country!!!

Is it not Ironical when a trader is steadily rolling out understandable and realistic statistics on how to govern a huge state like Nigeria, then a supposedly first class graduate of accountant rhetorically asked “na statistics we go chop?”

I ask again,,

Does Emilokan know the meaning of GDP?

Tunubu is about tsking over from buhari

I am single because of lack of capital to start a relationship, high cost of living, unhealthy competition from my fellow bachelors, poor infrastructures, pest and diseases, stds and germs, fear by the other gender, financial attack from neighbourhing bachelors, shortage of lies, lessons from other relationships, especially off Nairaland, sponsors and sugardaddies, high cost of maintenance, tough economy, billing and unavailability.
😁😁😎

Fear of cardiac arrest

billing

A society that says a broke man is not worthy of a Woman has no right to tell him the number of women to marry when he becomes rich.

Hian!!!

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Hakimi done open our eyes

Because I want all agbado supporters to reveal themselves first before person go date potential criminal and bigot

cost of main

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Because my wife never come pay my groom price

Because na money be fine Bobo... Shekpe!!!

As I dey so, even me won't want to be in a relationship with me. So therefore, I kukuma stay single and double hustle.

Too many hookup products out there and I don't like sharing things

cost of maintenance has gone up in an hyperinflation movement

My actual specs are mostly narcissists, the ones I can handle are not my spec.

The main issue boils down to what my naughty friend calls confusion. Before, I liked fine face, but later it turned out to be sumptuous Barcelona that did it for me, later I realised it was big succulent Manchesters, after that, I found out I'd always want to be home by 8 staring at a beautiful figure 8, and then again I discovered I was attracted to intelligence. The want of man is endless and insatiable.
However, since my choices always seemed to change, I eventually settled for having all of them in one.

But to my greatest surprise and sparogation, since I began my search, I have never seen anyone with my complete choices. None is perfect enough.
So, single and happy I still remain. My sincere apologies to those who think we are a couple.

FunkyJustice:
We are finished in this country!!!

Is it not Ironical when a trader is steadily rolling out understandable and realistic statistics on how to govern a huge state like Nigeria, then a supposedly first class graduate of accountant rhetorically asked “na statistics we go chop?”

I ask again,,

Does Emilokan know the meaning of GDP?

off point.

Lol

Ok