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Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Benki003(m): 7:19am On May 04, 2023
When I almost killed my sister


Was playing with a cutlass few years back when it slipped from my hand going towards my sister 😭😭

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Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Lifestone(m): 7:23am On May 04, 2023
IIdamuAdugbo:
I almost had an accident as a 17 years old, driving my dads car, Youthful exorbitance, was over speeding, I almost crashed and hit a bike at a Crossroad (4junction) at about 140km/h in a crowded street. I parked and sat their for 5 minutes thinking about what I just escaped. That memory sticks to my brain till date. It was the last time I oversped
You sped, but you can't achieve 140km/h in a township.

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Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by IIdamuAdugbo(f): 7:32am On May 04, 2023
Bro, I really cant remember but i was obviously overspeeding, The roads was very good
Lifestone:

You sped, but you can't achieve 140km/h in a township.

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Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by IIdamuAdugbo(f): 7:32am On May 04, 2023
I still get the flash in my head till date
Lifestone:

You sped, but you can't achieve 140km/h in a township.
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Lifestone(m): 7:45am On May 04, 2023
IIdamuAdugbo:
Bro, I really cant remember but i was obviously overspeeding, The roads was very good
I get you. That's an escape
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Blunttruth: 8:26am On May 04, 2023
paroleski:
Good day fam. I've seen a couple of fu.cked up things in the years I've spent on this earth.

A few of them goes like this:

1. I once witnessed a lady who was a neighbour brushing her teeth. Then someone asked her something, this lady swallowed everything in her mouth just to answer the person shocked With all the foam in her mouth and all. I almost threw up just seeing that.

2. Another one was I once stumbled (by accident) on a elderly relative of mine, observing or picking up stuff from his wife's veejay. I don't know what he was looking for there anyway. But for an old man?? I don't know what to say.

I just disappeared immediately (that was when I realised that superpower is indeed possible)

Everyone of us must have seen that thing that has always stuck to your memory. Messed up or not. Let me open the floor for others to contribute

An abortion being done.

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Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Nobody: 8:31am On May 04, 2023
Sniper101:
I've seen a lotta shit

But seeing two mature ladies going at each other with all seriousness, intensity and vigor...in bed?

Mehnnn
In as much as that shit is a fetish
that shit is just whack
Wack how?! Are you okay?

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Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Bigboy2221: 8:35am On May 04, 2023
Nia69:
Wack how?! Are you okay?

Lesbian spotted
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by benqo01(m): 8:35am On May 04, 2023
Seen so many disgusting bleeped up stuff..... especially those irritating photo on Facebook i won't be able to eat

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Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Nobody: 8:42am On May 04, 2023
Bigboy2221:


Lesbian spotted
undecided
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by henndukwe18: 9:12am On May 04, 2023
1. A kid that has catarrh, blew his nose and licked d mucus from his hand like an ice cream
2. A mother sucking mucus from a baby's nose
3. A kid ate bread with tooth paste

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Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by henndukwe18: 9:13am On May 04, 2023
illicit:


Yes

A woman delivered a baby at the clinic

The midwife mistakenly left a bunch of cotton wool inside her toto while she wasn't conscious

Weeks after, she has belly aches and couldnt bend down or do normal things

She went back to the clinic, they said nothing wrong, it happens after birth

She complained that she feels a lump inside her, them no gree hear

At home, her husband look inside and saw something

He shook hand, commot blood soaked, rottening stinky cotton wool

Years later
The wife told us in the staff room when I was a corper
gross
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by henndukwe18: 9:18am On May 04, 2023
Sniper101:
I've seen a lotta shit

But seeing two mature ladies going at each other with all seriousness, intensity and vigor...in bed?

Mehnnn
In as much as that shit is a fetish
that shit is just whack
female own is fair, how about two grown up men, DT 1 dey mad me

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Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Nobody: 9:18am On May 04, 2023
Nia69:
Wack how?! Are you okay?
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions.
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Nobody: 9:50am On May 04, 2023
4Humanity4All:

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions.
undecided I forgot.
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by KingMack(m): 12:12pm On May 04, 2023
seeing someone head got blown the head jus open like flower
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Chrisvotel: 12:23pm On May 04, 2023
grin sad The day I watched a hentai video and a giant lizard monster was raping a woman and the people who put her in the prison with the monster were laughing the scene was so disgusting and that was the last time I watched any hentai video embarassed
Another was a video I watched on whatsapp some men were stripping a lady because she stole some perfume embarassed

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Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by seetomorrow: 12:28pm On May 04, 2023
Zonefree:

Are there things to pick from a woman's vjay


grin grin grin it depends on what the man was actually looking for. Whenever any one is lost, he/she must search through somewhere grin

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Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Aaaaarghmed(m): 12:41pm On May 04, 2023
The one I can remember for now,is my ex soaking cloth in a bucket for more than 2 weeks,and there was a day she was brushing and she spat everything in a small custard rubber,and she still uses that rubber to cook.so disgusting.she no dey ever hear word
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Waffarianman(m): 12:50pm On May 04, 2023
Autobot05:
When I saw a mad woman give birth around yaba phase 1 ... I lost appetite for about 2 days

Infact if I ever get married ..I'll pretend I gave an urgent appointment to catch up with when she's in the labour room and Run away till it's over or better still send her to my mum or hers before the due date


That's means you don't love your wife na.
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Waffarianman(m): 1:01pm On May 04, 2023
1/
In my place of work in the riverine area some years back in the SS region am alone that day at the back of our vessel saw the water spinning breeze to my direction sprinkling water around were I stand. D tin just baffled me b like D's JuJu breeze of a tin I kukuma Dres go 1 syde dey observed.


2/
Before I use to sleep naked not even putting on boxers. some yrs back I was praying and still naked that day because amma about to sleep alone suddenly something draws my gbola I just jump up shouting Jzus since that I no naked sleep

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Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Nobody: 1:16pm On May 04, 2023
Nia69:
undecided I forgot.
You are welcome.
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Kodak9(m): 1:21pm On May 04, 2023
Nia69:
undecided
Homo
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by maverick1995: 1:50pm On May 04, 2023
NoFucksToGive:


This trash post has to be the most messed up thing I have seen in my life bro

Boredom is a bítch , honestly!! What rubbish is this ?

Lol... I don laugh die grin
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Madups(m): 1:57pm On May 04, 2023
Bros bros e be like say we don finally find it place for lai mohamed.
MrBrownJay1:


yes na... i once had to pick a lost tampon in a babe's coochie. the babe didnt even know it was in there til i mentionned that there was something there. the stench that filled the room when i removed that thing sha. she ran out of my house in shame, drove her home never to be seen again.
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Starhearts: 2:14pm On May 04, 2023
Autobot05:
When I saw a mad woman give birth around yaba phase 1 ... I lost appetite for about 2 days

Infact if I ever get married ..I'll pretend I gave an urgent appointment to catch up with when she's in the labour room and Run away till it's over or better still send her to my mum or hers before the due date

Who impregnate d mad woman
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Aladdin1(m): 2:20pm On May 04, 2023
Waffarianman:
1/
In my place of work in the riverine area some years back in the SS region am alone that day at the back of our vessel saw the water spinning by breeze to my direction sprinkling it around were I stand. D tin just baffled me b like D's JuJu breeze of a tin I kukuma Dres go 1 syde dey observed.


2/
Before I use to sleep naked not even putting on boxers. some yrs back I was praying and still naked that day because amma about to sleep alone suddenly something draws my gbola I just jump up shouting Jzus since that I no naked sleep
wetin come draw your gbola? am curious!.
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Nobody: 2:20pm On May 04, 2023
4Humanity4All:

You are welcome.
Sarcasm. grin
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Nobody: 2:23pm On May 04, 2023
Kodak9:
Homo
Hypo.
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Starhearts: 2:26pm On May 04, 2023
I dey come jejely 4rm a birthday party of a female friend, l was soo high nd intoxicated on stout drink 🍸....

So late in d night oooo.

No bike ....no any means of transport to go back home... l used d boldness of d shayo to find my way home tru trekking..

As l pass tru one corner area tru d market to navigate my way home...... l saw three heavily men...

Two handle one mad woman,... by holding her hand nd leg, why d last one having sex with d mad woman...

On sighting me.... dem pursue me with sticks...

I run d race of my life dat day...

Pple re heartless

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Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by seetomorrow: 2:42pm On May 04, 2023
Waffarianman:
1/
In my place of work in the riverine area some years back in the SS region am alone that day at the back of our vessel saw the water spinning by breeze to my direction sprinkling it around were I stand. D tin just baffled me b like D's JuJu breeze of a tin I kukuma Dres go 1 syde dey observed.


2/
Before I use to sleep naked not even putting on boxers. some yrs back I was praying and still naked that day because amma about to sleep alone suddenly something draws my gbola I just jump up shouting Jzus since that I no naked sleep



grin grin grin grin No, na papi water dey draw am...next time you no go forget to wear something sleep. It got me laughing
Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by DaInferno(m): 3:38pm On May 04, 2023
paroleski:
Good day fam. I've seen a couple of fu.cked up things in the years I've spent on this earth.

A few of them goes like this:

1. I once witnessed a lady who was a neighbour brushing her teeth. Then someone asked her something, this lady swallowed everything in her mouth just to answer the person shocked With all the foam in her mouth and all. I almost threw up just seeing that.

2. Another one was I once stumbled (by accident) on a elderly relative of mine, observing or picking up stuff from his wife's veejay. I don't know what he was looking for there anyway. But for an old man?? I don't know what to say.

I just disappeared immediately (that was when I realised that superpower is indeed possible)

Everyone of us must have seen that thing that has always stuck to your memory. Messed up or not. Let me open the floor for others to contribute
burnt human being

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