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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Icuib4cu:
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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:27am On Apr 17, 2023
Be mindful of who u have raw $ex with, people are sick out there & they will not tell u.🧏🧏
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op):
25 years of cultism No house, no car, no job, no Wife, no children. My brother let me ask you for The last time 'who goes you'🙈🙉 🏃
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:35pm On May 01, 2023
In Nigeria once you get married, forget regular kissing. The mouth is for eating, asking for money and quarrelling.
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:37pm On May 01, 2023
Salons always have hair on the floor

Garages always have oil on the floor

Banks wetin be una problem.🙄🙄🙄
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by GloriousGbola: 6:05pm On May 03, 2023
FalseProphet1:
In Nigeria once you get married, forget regular kissing. The mouth is for eating, asking for money and quarrelling.
Oral nko?
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 6:12pm On May 03, 2023
GloriousGbola:
Oral nko?
Married couples in Nigeria don't do óral sex. Most especially couples that have been married for more than 7 years. Óral is for boyfriend and girlfriend.
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:58pm On May 08, 2023
undecided

Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 6:59am On May 17, 2023
Is either they use money knack you or they use relationship knack you. But the truth is you must be knacked, you can't escape.
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:02am On May 17, 2023
With all the shakara, your boyfriend dey borrow room de knack you. undecided
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:04am On May 17, 2023
Bro, Stop spending unnecessary on women you're yet to marry, women easily forget kindness.

Be wise!
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:24am On May 26, 2023
You're asking God for a good husband and you're not replying my chat, do you know who sent me. undecided
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:06am On May 26, 2023
A poor Man's house is always far from everyone's Eye..
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Tboymessiah(m): 11:54am On May 26, 2023
FalseProphet1:
Sometimes, billing would make you realise that you're in the wrong place or with wrong person.
NasoLifeBe!!!

Hahahaha, abeg explain further
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by westlius(m): 2:38pm On May 26, 2023
FalseProphet1:
You're asking God for a good husband and you're not replying my chat, do you know who sent me. undecided
Na devil
😆
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by westlius(m): 2:39pm On May 26, 2023
FalseProphet1:
With all the shakara, your boyfriend dey borrow room de knack you. undecided
The room owner go knack u too
If him room set
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by felong(m): 9:11pm On May 26, 2023
FalseProphet1:
Bro, Stop spending unnecessary on women you're yet to marry, women easily forget kindness.

Be wise!
Very true
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op):
Fuel is N600 per liter. If you visit any guy now and he on gen for you, don't stress him, just comot pant immediately.
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:28pm On Jun 01, 2023
Imagine POS agent dey vex for filling station. This Life na turn by turn
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Illegal1(m): 8:24pm On Jun 01, 2023
FalseProphet1:
Imagine POS agent dey vex for filling station. This Life na turn by turn
omoh........u finish work for here my broda.
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:03am On Jun 13, 2023
Men are everywhere looking for wife.
Women are everywhere looking for husband.

Why are they not seeing each other? undecided
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:56pm On Jun 28, 2023
Broke girls never believe that they're broke. They just feel they're dating the wrong guy.
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 2:09pm On Jul 04, 2023
The cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for because you can have her anytime you want.
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 3:19pm On Jul 20, 2023
Succes is like pregnancy. Everyone says congratulations but no one knows how many times you have been forked…
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:19pm On Jul 20, 2023
If Nobody show you road, find your way to the top. You no be blind person.
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 6:18pm On Jul 20, 2023
85% of broken marriages are instigated by female friends who advises their friends not to take any nonsense from any man.
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 6:29pm On Aug 12, 2023
Continue drinking beer with your boyfriend until he leaves you and marries a decent lady, Real men don't marry drunkards 😁
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:21am On Aug 15, 2023
Stop expecting people to suffer after cutting ties with them. God loves everyone. Just heal and move on!
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:44pm On Aug 18, 2023
Paying school fees for your girlfriend is not different from betting.
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by iampeterben(m): 11:20pm On Aug 18, 2023
FalseProphet1:
Getting pregnant for a guy named Peter is very dangerous. He denied Jesus 3 times, imagine an ordinary pregnancy? shocked
I swear man I hate. Make I nor catch you for are oh!
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:21am On Sep 14, 2023
You Could be Going Through a Lot and Still be Hórny....Why? grin
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by dontrulee: 9:50am On Sep 14, 2023
FalseProphet1:
You Could be Going Through a Lot and Still be Hórny....Why? grin
Na to ease stress na.
Worry and overthinking no fit solve problem
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