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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Icuib4cu: 2:36pm On Apr 14, 2023
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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:27am On Apr 17, 2023
Be mindful of who u have raw $ex with, people are sick out there & they will not tell u.🧏🧏

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:52am On Apr 24, 2023
25 years of cultism No house, no car, no job, no Wife, no children. My brother let me ask you for The last time 'who goes you'🙈🙉 🏃

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:35pm On May 01, 2023
In Nigeria once you get married, forget regular kissing. The mouth is for eating, asking for money and quarrelling.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:37pm On May 01, 2023
Salons always have hair on the floor

Garages always have oil on the floor

Banks wetin be una problem.🙄🙄🙄

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by GloriousGbola: 6:05pm On May 03, 2023
FalseProphet1:
In Nigeria once you get married, forget regular kissing. The mouth is for eating, asking for money and quarrelling.

Oral nko?
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 6:12pm On May 03, 2023
GloriousGbola:

Oral nko?
Married couples in Nigeria don't do óral sex. Most especially couples that have been married for more than 7 years. Óral is for boyfriend and girlfriend.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:58pm On May 08, 2023
undecided

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 6:59am On May 17, 2023
Is either they use money knack you or they use relationship knack you. But the truth is you must be knacked, you can't escape.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:02am On May 17, 2023
With all the shakara, your boyfriend dey borrow room de knack you. undecided

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:04am On May 17, 2023
Bro, Stop spending unnecessary on women you're yet to marry, women easily forget kindness.

Be wise!

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:24am On May 26, 2023
You're asking God for a good husband and you're not replying my chat, do you know who sent me. undecided

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:06am On May 26, 2023
A poor Man's house is always far from everyone's Eye..

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Tboymessiah(m): 11:54am On May 26, 2023
FalseProphet1:
Sometimes, billing would make you realise that you're in the wrong place or with wrong person.

NasoLifeBe!!!

Hahahaha, abeg explain further
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by westlius(m): 2:38pm On May 26, 2023
FalseProphet1:
You're asking God for a good husband and you're not replying my chat, do you know who sent me. undecided
Na devil
😆
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by westlius(m): 2:39pm On May 26, 2023
FalseProphet1:
With all the shakara, your boyfriend dey borrow room de knack you. undecided
The room owner go knack u too
If him room set

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by felong(m): 9:11pm On May 26, 2023
FalseProphet1:
Bro, Stop spending unnecessary on women you're yet to marry, women easily forget kindness.

Be wise!
Very true
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:49pm On May 31, 2023
Fuel is N600 per liter. If you visit any guy now and he on gen for you, don't stress him, just comot pant immediately.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:28pm On Jun 01, 2023
Imagine POS agent dey vex for filling station. This Life na turn by turn

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Illegal1(m): 8:24pm On Jun 01, 2023
FalseProphet1:
Imagine POS agent dey vex for filling station. This Life na turn by turn

omoh........u finish work for here my broda.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:03am On Jun 13, 2023
Men are everywhere looking for wife.
Women are everywhere looking for husband.

Why are they not seeing each other? undecided

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:56pm On Jun 28, 2023
Broke girls never believe that they're broke. They just feel they're dating the wrong guy.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:09pm On Jul 04, 2023
The cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for because you can have her anytime you want.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 3:19pm On Jul 20, 2023
Succes is like pregnancy. Everyone says congratulations but no one knows how many times you have been forked…

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:19pm On Jul 20, 2023
If Nobody show you road, find your way to the top. You no be blind person.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 6:18pm On Jul 20, 2023
85% of broken marriages are instigated by female friends who advises their friends not to take any nonsense from any man.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 6:29pm On Aug 12, 2023
Continue drinking beer with your boyfriend until he leaves you and marries a decent lady, Real men don't marry drunkards 😁

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:21am On Aug 15, 2023
Stop expecting people to suffer after cutting ties with them. God loves everyone. Just heal and move on!

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:44pm On Aug 18, 2023
Paying school fees for your girlfriend is not different from betting.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by iampeterben(m): 11:20pm On Aug 18, 2023
FalseProphet1:
Getting pregnant for a guy named Peter is very dangerous. He denied Jesus 3 times, imagine an ordinary pregnancy? shocked
I swear man I hate. Make I nor catch you for are oh!
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:21am On Sep 14, 2023
You Could be Going Through a Lot and Still be Hórny....Why? grin

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by dontrulee: 9:50am On Sep 14, 2023
FalseProphet1:
You Could be Going Through a Lot and Still be Hórny....Why? grin

Na to ease stress na.
Worry and overthinking no fit solve problem

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