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Please is your real name chidimma?

fadilaMaikiriki:
Why and how would I?

Dunno how wide you are, but that cucumber is big

Aladdin1:
Are you a lover of cucumber? i mean do you eat cucumber? then you should get me pls.Enjoy your cucumber!.

Yes.

Kevineleven:
Please is your real name chidimma?

No. Fadila, as you can see. Forget the Maikiriki added to it. Why do you ask though?

ProphetM0hammad:
Dunno how wide you are, but that cucumber is big

How wide I am? I don't get you please. No matter how big the cucumber is, I like it. I prefer the big and juicy ones.

fadilaMaikiriki:
How wide I am? I don't get you please. No matter how big the cucumber is, I like it. I prefer the big and juicy ones.

Are you an introvert?
The way you gripped the cucumber alone is scary

If that cocumber break inside🤔🤔

ProphetM0hammad:
Are you an introvert?
The way you gripped the cucumber alone is scary

Is there a different way introverts and extroverts hold a cucumber? Didn't know that.

Scary? How? Is the grip too tight or what?

fadilaMaikiriki:
No. Fadila, as you can see. Forget the Maikiriki added to it. Why do you ask though?

Oh, it's just that girls that they call chidimma loves cucumber alot

fadilaMaikiriki:
Is there a different way introverts and extroverts hold a cucumber? Didn't know that.

Scary? How? Is the grip too tight or what?

You are in ondo state, you can get the real thing instead.
But if you are an introvert, only cucumber 🥒 can save you since you can't afford Love Machine or vibrator

Kevineleven:
Oh, it's just that girls that they call chidimma loves cucumber alot

Seems you've encountered a lot of chidimmas that love cucumber. Cucumber is good though.

ProphetM0hammad:
You are in ondo state, you can get the real thing instead.
But if you are an introvert, only cucumber 🥒 can save you since you can't afford Love Machine or vibrator

The real thing? I don't get you please. It seems we are not on the same page and it also seems we are not going to the same direction.




I'm not in Ondo state at the moment though.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Seems you've encountered a lot of chidimmas that love cucumber. Cucumber is good though.

Yeah the bigger the better.
What time of the day do you like eating them most.
Morning , afternoon or at night before you sleep?

Kevineleven:
Yeah the bigger the better.
What time of the day do you like eating them most.
Morning , afternoon or at night before you sleep?

Anytime. Morning, afternoon, night. Does it matter though?

fadilaMaikiriki:
The real thing? I don't get you please. It seems we are not on the same page and it also seems we are not going to the same direction.




I'm not in Ondo state at the moment though.

Ok, when you come back, I'll send someone to help you out

fadilaMaikiriki:
Anytime. Morning, afternoon, night. Does it matter though?

No just asking, my chidimma likes eating it in the night before bed and as a romantic partner, I hold the cucumber while she consumes it slowly.

I hope you picked your right size oh?

I know of a lady who went to stitch her toto because of cucumber oh.

Kevineleven:
No just asking, my chidimma likes eating it in the night before bed and as a romantic partner, I hold the cucumber while she consumes it slowly.

Alright. I can see you love her so much.

ProphetM0hammad:
Ok, when you come back, I'll send someone to help you out

Someone? Who? I hope the person is strong enough.

imagrg:
I hope you picked your right size oh?

I know of a lady who went to stitch her toto because of cucumber oh.

Jeezzzzzzzzz! What has stitching whatever got to do with taking cucumber? You talked about picking the right size, when one wants to take cucumber, does the size of the cucumber matter in any way? I don't think it does. Although, I prefer the big and juicy ones though. They are more filling.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Someone? Who? I hope the person is strong enough.

Wasiu the rewire
He's strong

fadilaMaikiriki:
What? If it's edible and juicy then, I'm in.

Yeah it's big, thick, will fill you up and leave you wanting more 😋. I'm not sure you have tasted anything like it

fadilaMaikiriki:
Alright. I can see you love her so much.

She is my ex, she got addicted to eating cucumber, at a point it was like i was competing with cucumber.
So I broke up with her

Kevineleven:
She is my ex, she got addicted to eating cucumber, at a point it was like i was competing with cucumber.
So I broke up with her

Hmmmm!

parcydrix:
Yeah it's big, thick, will fill you up and leave you wanting more 😋. I'm not sure you have tasted anything like it

I don't know what you're talking about though. But, I love cucumber.

ProphetM0hammad:
Wasiu the rewire
He's strong

What has cucumber got to do with whether Wasiu is strong or not? Unless we're not talking about the same thing.

You are stroking it rather, and not around a table or other space but around bed spread. When I saw you in that dress, I know say you go sabi rough play

fadilaMaikiriki:
Hmmmm!

Cucumber is really addictive, i advice you eat with caution

fadilaMaikiriki:
I'm about to devour this right now. I hope there are no side effects of taking this too much. Anyway, I don't take it too much. But I always get it whenever I go to get fruits. I get it either one or two.



Attached below is the picture;

no be fruit na vegetable and u no buy groundnut join am?

fadilaMaikiriki:
What has cucumber got to do with whether Wasiu is strong or not? Unless we're not talking about the same thing.

Na knacking i dey talk

No go insert cucumber for inside your kpekus
I'll send someone to nack you to stupor

ProphetM0hammad:
Na knacking i dey talk

No go insert cucumber for inside your kpekus
I'll send someone to nack you to stupor

We're not on the same page then. I was talking about something else. Something quite different from what you've you're saying.

dnawah:
no be fruit na vegetable and u no buy groundnut join am?

I bought. But, sometimes I eat it like that without groundnuts.