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Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by MrsTwrite(f): 6:15pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
My 2 yrs old son asked me if egg are like football and I said no, and he said he'd like to feel how eggs are. The following day this child climbed the cabinet where my eggs are being kept, smashed about half crates of eggs, I don't know if I should flog him or give him some punishment. This boy was happy telling me that eggs are not that strong. 20 Likes |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Thelannister: 6:22pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
makavalley:Sup 1 Like |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by makavalley(m): 6:26pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
Thelannister: I love to adopt and take of the human best friend..I reside in Abuja though |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by almarthins(m): 6:39pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
Puss360: Until life sample u. U beta repent when u still get chance now. 1 Like |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by almarthins(m): 6:42pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
MrsTwrite: Hahahaha Person like me I go don dust him face with slaps. 1200 worth of egg na him waste like that What!! Him go no my name that day. Hehehehe 3 Likes |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by President2001(m): 6:42pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
My funny son will do attention for any uniform man he saw, peradventure he saw army motor he will do everything to stopped them most at times he always asked me that he wants to go to solder school all this @ 2yrs 8 Likes |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Redomi(m): 6:51pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
My son (Aquinas) will be 2 years old next month, what je hate most is seeing me touching his mother or his mother touching me, he will cry and start beating anyone of us His best friend is his mom phone, he knows alevery corner of the phone, the only thing he couldn't do is to unlock the passcode, but the moment you helped him unlock, he either goes to watch videos switching from one video to the other, and sometimes he opens nursery rhymes apps 5 Likes |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Benjaniblinks(m): 6:54pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
Billionaire2:Your Monica Reminds me of one nairaland spiritualist |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by 9182736455O1999(m): 6:57pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
vikinatius:Ehiiie jesus! I don laugh tire. 1 Like |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by talented321: 7:05pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
MrsTwrite: 2 Likes |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Thelannister: 7:16pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
makavalley:Too far |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Timothyoj(m): 7:26pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
All is well |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Timothyoj(m): 7:26pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
it will never go cheaper bro, God will settle us all, Amen....!!! 1 Like |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by iLoveYouToo(m): 7:45pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
Puss360: Nor wait too long o 1 Like |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by mikemiyaki: 8:12pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
Na normal things. Enjoy! Puss360: 1 Like |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Wrackcityoffici: 8:37pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
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Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Karnice600: 8:37pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
dangermouse:Yeah. I just pray she doesn't try smoking her exercise books to feel like dad. You gotta be careful man. 2 Likes |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Godwin25king: 8:46pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
MetroLane: Crook |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by hakeemhakeem(m): 9:04pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
MrsTwrite: Since you failed to explain it to him very well, he had to experiment it by himself 1 Like |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Shattuck(m): 9:06pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
I have a nephew he would cry and want you to sit, when you want to sit he would scream and want you to stand, if you decide to stand he would scream again and want you to sit, 2 he calls everyone by his name, Funny dude I love him so much. 3 Likes |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by deavicky(m): 9:06pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
One morning when my second daughter was preparing for school i asked her if she would want to be a doctor, lawyer or a teacher, she said no. I then asked her what do u want to be? She said she want to be staying at home. 9 Likes |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by deavicky(m): 9:12pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
My first daughter came to me and told me that her dog like chicken so much. I told her its a dog, that all dog like chicken, only to realise later she had been feeding the useless chihuahua with the chicken her mother fried and kept in the fridge. She gave the dog almost half of it. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by talented321: 9:19pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
It is well deavicky: |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by ghettochild(m): 9:31pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
President2001:He will outgrow it. My kid brother when he was younger would tell my mum he wants to become a soldier after watching American war film... or a police man after watching movies of police arresting bad guys. My mother will say olorun ma je. 1 Like |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Eve4eva(f): 9:33pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
deavicky: She no come this life to suffer ๐๐ 1 Like |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by coast2sahara: 9:48pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
I was thinking of the funniest things my two daughters do or say almost everyday that keeps me wondering what world children live in..so this evening, as I got home, undressed, had only boxers on. My little daughter - 3yrs old in few days, said to me, daddy you have rope in your bum bum. I looked at my wife, she couldn't lol, so I immediately realized what was saying and I said, no, I have removed the rope. She said, daddy open your boxers let me check..she almost stripped my boxers off. Men... 6 Likes |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Kinghenry1315: 10:00pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
When my son was around 3 years he kept calling me aunty I didn't know why I thought maybe he didn't know the meaning or difference from daddy until we were outside one day and he saw men my age and he started calling them daddy I was perplexed I now realised the reason is because anytime he misbehaved I will take my cane out and shouted sit down with my cane so in his mind this man cant be his dad this should be j another aunty just like the one in school 9 Likes |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Crystalom35: 10:04pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
clems88:na you know wetin u born o 1 Like |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Kinghenry1315: 10:05pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
Let me add that am not living with his mum she worked in another city so they used to come on holiday he doesn't see me every time. |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by talented321: 10:08pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
With my precious weed to read more interesting stories.
Kids are really blessings. |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
lol your son would be one funny weird kid Kinghenry1315: |
Re: As A Parent, Share Those Crazy/funny Act Of Your Kids You Witnessed by Gggjhhj: 10:33pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
My little nephew took a microphone from the box it was in, and he was using to play. So I told him, common bring the microphone. His reply was, is not your chrophone, it is my(chrophone), he was thinking I was claiming the microphone and the real name was chrophone, he was Abt 3yrs 3 Likes |
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