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Humorme2:
90% of the comments here are men and they are all lying

Woman dey Nairaland before?

Autobot05:
There are a lot of privileges abeg
And these comments are so relatable . Some people of your gender will be harsh unnecessarily to you because they perceive you as a threat

Ah... This part. I make a comment on a Facebook page or group, females check my profile then compliment my looks then some random "Hi Angle" nîtwit goes "Fair bearded guys with pink lips dey yarn rubbish sha" because he feels threatened.

I got so much hatred from some MEN in the Sports Section here who feel threatened when I uploaded my pictures. Many of them a decade or more older than I am. Insecurity.

Most of us have learnt to deal with it. It feels good to see the women they debase themselves for drool over us. That's sweet revenge. I'd take some comfort in that.

placeofallure:
This thread didn't ask that, did it?

but there is😁 enjoy jor, continue!

I'm here to read comments.

finallybusy:
Threads like this quickly expose that ugly people are the major users of Nairaland. How long did this grace front page and not up to a full page of comments. Most times, you see booked spaces because everyone wants to drop an opinion first.

Mine was girlfriends always quick to take my side during disagreements with their boyfriends. It happened so many times that I took it as normal. Now, na money I dey find. Nothing concern me.

Next you'll expect a thread requesting comments from first-class (summa cum laude) graduates to exceed 10 pages in an hour.

When you're in the 90th percentile of any human class, by definition only few people can relate.

With that out of the way, it is essential to have at least one type of privilege. If not good looks, be wicked smart, stupendously rich, outrageously charismatic, ridiculously talented, be honey-tongued, or any of the dozens of super powers one can hone. More the merrier.

Do NOT be bland. Being forgettable will make your life orders of magnitude harder.

-Lord

Goalnaldo:
Your pictures or you know what we commonly say on nairaland

or I don’t believe it! 🤣

DissTroy:
Ah... This part. I make a comment on a Facebook page or group, females check my profile then compliment my looks then some random "Hi Angle" nîtwit goes "Fair bearded guys with pink lips dey yarn rubbish sha" because he feels threatened.

I got so much hatred from some MEN in the Sports Section here who feel threatened when I uploaded my pictures. Many of them a decade or more older than I am. Insecurity.

Most of us have learnt to deal with it. It feels good to see the women they debase themselves for drool over us. That's sweet revenge. I'd take some comfort in that.

oh really, tell me more ma main man, tell me more. 😁

Wahala plenty for us wey ugly oh.
God when!!!!!!

My brother, blessing of pretty privilege can also be a course. Free sex from women is equal to hiv, hpv and other STDs. Demons will easily attack and deal with. When you are average looking people will say u are missing, yes I miss hiv, hpv , gonoreah etc what a great miss. Sexually appealing to women is actually a disadvantage.

folake4u:
Wahala plenty for us wey ugly oh.
God when!!!!!!

Sharap dia!

You wey dey use your feminine wiles wind mumu men upandan

Your forming ugly will not work here

GloriousGbola:
Sharap dia!

You wey dey use your feminine wiles wind mumu men upandan

Your forming ugly will not work here

ĞĞ, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

[quote author=N3TRAL post=122982572]Ladies "rig" your food at à la carte, events and restaurants when they serve you if you're goodlooking and fine like me.

Ladies protect your right without your request if you're cute and reserved like me.

Ladies shield you from queries when you break regulations if they are assigned to supervise a task that you're part of if you're handsome and unbothered like me.

If you're classy and have sex appeal, like me, wealthy ladies volunteer to fund your life. I stun them by appreciating their offers but rejecting them. It makes them go crazy.

If you're beautiful, humble and decent like me, elderly women in control favour you unusually and try to link you up with their daughters.

Always wear that smile.


CONS

mehn this ur post is fact proof and omoh the cons really bothers me...but hey u all notice when a female from afar coming..she go dey adjust or wrap her lips inside her mouth...e funny die

FreeStuffsNG:
This thought flashed my mind few days ago when I read something similar somewhere and my mind went to my friends who did not have that privilege while we were growing up. I just waved it aside that they may sometime later in life adjust or 'upgrade' to getting it.

I later realized it works throughout one's lifetime. You also need to pray that you don't lose it and that you must pray for your children to inherit that grace too.

There's something good and refreshing when people see you as pretty inside and out. It's a form of God's grace in action too so no one should take glory for it I always find the privilege humbling so I give the thanks to both the people and God most importantly. I don't have the entitlement mindset so I know who should take the glory for the privilege.

My thoughts exactly

buygala:
Lol... Calm down Sir...

Beautiful people are very common these days.... No one is killing you when even the male filling station attendant in their neighborhood is very fine . It kinda appears these days that 90s born and above kids are on the average, good looking.

The more the years go by, the more human genes appear to be smoothening out, on the average.

You didn't read the part where I stated I get enemies for here....I'm protecting them from BP issues if I post my pic...

Which average male gas station attendant fine? Maybe for your area sha

placeofallure:
Nairaland is a faceless forum, I choose to keep it so.
I've gotten many privileges due to how I look; all of them cannot be poor judges.

keep telling yourself that, honey.

Tenrack:
keep telling yourself that, honey.

It's not you I'm telling so it shouldn't be a bother to you. I know people like you, they'd never acknowledge it, even when they see Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead.

Team ordinary looking & average Joe.. Can't relate at all...Anyways, I treat every body equally Sha, cause I usually spew my bullshyt b4 I even look person face

noCAP:
and we should clap for you?

Your decision, I don't care.

zakkxx:
My brother, blessing of pretty privilege can also be a course. Free sex from women is equal to hiv, hpv and other STDs. Demons will easily attack and deal with. When you are average looking people will say u are missing, yes I miss hiv, hpv , gonoreah etc what a great miss. Sexually appealing to women is actually a disadvantage.

How do you mean when you say demons will attack you?

DissTroy:
LOL. A female told me, again, I have it repeatedly some minutes ago and I decided to check out what others are saying about "fine boy privileges". And I hear people make references of it to me.

It exists. Humans are visual beings and being visually appealing is going to get people to be nicer to you. But it exists more for pretty females.

As a good-looking guy, I'd admit it's been easier to charm my way into a secretary setting up an impromptu meeting with her boss, or women making direct advances, or women being more receptive to one, or people of interest being more relaxed around one.
You have to be it to experience it. Probably why all good-looking men are erroneously painted as promiscuous 'cause they can get women easily with no monetary incentives given.

As a man, good-looks would get you into a room, but you need to be intelligent and play the social game well to stay in that room. Pretty women just need to be pretty to get into and stay in the room. My good-looks woukd just buy me more time.
I'm very aware of this reality.


Probably the worst thing about being good looking is people assuming you have life easier by default. You'd have to put in the work like other men.

Except you're going to debase yourself by being a gigolo or a leeching playboy, you don't have the world at your feet. My clients aren't going to cut me the slack for not delivering on time on a project just because of my looks.

A pretty female, on the other hand, would get such privileges. That's why we have so many incompetent female front desk officers in companies who should otherwise lose their jobs.

On the relationships scene, good looks mean you're more likely to rate looks second on your priority list. I've ditched women people consider very beautiful without thinking much of it, or just ignore them.

I won't overlook sauciness or laziness because you're beautiful. I'm just as good looking as (or even better-looking than) you are so bring substance to the table. Real substance. The only leverage some have is good-looks so you being good-looking counters hers.

Story too plenty.

Can I see a picture of you in my DM, please?

[quote author=UyaiIncomparabl post=124745655]Story too plenty.

Can I see a picture of you in my DM, please? [/qu

Labdi69:
Can i send my own too?

I am Labadi69 aka Tranquility2345

I don't know you.

LordAdam16:
Next you'll expect a thread requesting comments from first-class (summa cum laude) graduates to exceed 10 pages in an hour.

When you're in the 90th percentile of any human class, by definition only few people can relate.

With that out of the way, it is essential to have at least one type of privilege. If not good looks, be wicked smart, stupendously rich, outrageously charismatic, ridiculously talented, be honey-tongued, or any of the dozens of super powers one can hone. More the merrier.

Do NOT be bland. Being forgettable will make your life orders of magnitude harder.

-Lord

Sooo true.

I always try to work on my strength and capitalize on it.
Mine is - average looking. Will give myself 65%, averagely intelligent 65% again but I noticed whenever I talk or contribute to a topic or raise questions, people tend to be more attentive to what I say because either they like my contributions or question I raised or they pick something from it.
I can't count the number of times have been complimented in church by my pastor or friends or married women about that. Likewise in school, lecturers always ask about me if I miss class. They will be like, where is that my friend again that always ask questions in class or always disturbing me or giving me headache.
Another one is dressing or fashion.
Have really improved on that and I see ladies stare at me secretly or with admiring eyes when I passby, especially some with hubbys or men with poor sense of fashion or dressing.
I like to smell nice too because it introduces me in a place without talking.
It usually do the talking and introduction for me.
Have heard people say when they passive a fragrance in a place, they know have passed that area and this easily breaks ice for me with ladies and I also love ladies who smell nice too.
Went to Ikeja city mall 2 months ago to shop for a perf, was given a 104k own and there and there, a woman came in and bought the one of 500k.
Damnnmnnnn...half a million
Damnnmnnnnnm
I was like, what kind of perfume is that? If I buy perf of 500k, walahi... A spray has to last for atleast 1 week else na scam

Eunoiaa:
Why not?

Persephone1:
No Comment

while will there be comments when this forum is dominated by incels,and incels are generally ugly or broke or both.
If it were a female dominated forum you will get lots of stories.

The only privilege most of them have earned is an extra meat from a salesgirl in a mama put. Or the warmth and kindness shown to them by female evangelist trying to win them to their church(of which they mistake for attraction)

If you need comments then open a thread that paints women in the negative light or a thread titled "can you marry a guy that earns 100k"... I assure you the thread will reach 12 pages in an hour.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Story too plenty.

Can I see a picture of you in my DM, please?

The ironic thing about this is that you have complimented my looks on Facebook too. On a Facebook page which starts with a P , and seem to react to my comments on the same Facebook page and one other page which begins with letters "All".

Small world, right? My mind connects things that way. I never forget these things, Victoria. : )

(This is the part where my signature about anonymity being a myth dawns on you quickly.)

DissTroy:
The ironic thing about this is that you have complimented my looks on Facebook too. On a Facebook page which starts with a P , and seem to react to my comments on the same Facebook page and one other page which begins with letters "All".

Small world, right? My mind connects things that way. I never forget these things, Victoria. : )

(This is the part where my signature about anonymity being a myth dawns on your quickly.)

Lol. Send me a message on Facebook so we can get acquainted. Ok. Fine boy.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol. Send me a message on Facebook so we can get acquainted. Ok. Fine boy.

Nope! I don't send random women messages, including on Facebook. There has to have been a spark somewhere; maybe in the comments section of a page or in a group, or them messaging me directly first.

Plus you are faraway from where I currently am given your Facebook location I just checked. And you have a seemingly combative persona so there's no point to it. Where would it lead to? Well, maybe if you are a hands-on techie like myself. Still, no.

Sports Section guys would give you my pictures for free as I have uploaded them there several times.

DissTroy:
Ah... This part. I make a comment on a Facebook page or group, females check my profile then compliment my looks then some random "Hi Angle" nîtwit goes "Fair bearded guys with pink lips dey yarn rubbish sha" because he feels threatened.

I got so much hatred from some MEN in the Sports Section here who feel threatened when I uploaded my pictures. Many of them a decade or more older than I am. Insecurity.

Most of us have learnt to deal with it. It feels good to see the women they debase themselves for drool over us. That's sweet revenge. I'd take some comfort in that.

You get the drill 😎

[quote author=DissTroy post=124747131][/quote]Mschewww. All na still mouth.

Even with the clues you gave, I couldn't relate because I don't remember being in a lot of groups let alone being in the ones you mentioned.

I just wanted to see the face behind the moniker wey no wan let us rest with praises and self-aggrandizement and to size you up if you truly are worth it. Cos na wowo and average looking people dey make mouth say them fine pass.

Goodnight, Mr handsome mystery man.

DissTroy:
Ah... This part. I make a comment on a Facebook page or group, females check my profile then compliment my looks then some random "Hi Angle" nîtwit goes "Fair bearded guys with pink lips dey yarn rubbish sha" because he feels threatened.

I got so much hatred from some MEN in the Sports Section here who feel threatened when I uploaded my pictures. Many of them a decade or more older than I am. Insecurity.

Most of us have learnt to deal with it. It feels good to see the women they debase themselves for drool over us. That's sweet revenge. I'd take some comfort in that.

You think too highly of yourself.

Who wan hate you on top fair skin, beard gang and pink lips? The beauty of a man is his money and success, otherwise we don't care. I'm still interested in seeing what you look like sha. At least, let me confirm all these your chuchuchu wey you just dey paste up and down.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Mschewww. All na still mouth.

Even with the clues you gave, I couldn't relate because I don't remember being in a lot of groups let alone being in the ones you mentioned.

I just wanted to see the face behind the moniker wey no wan let us rest with praises and self-aggrandizement and to size you up if you truly are worth it. Cos na wowo and average looking people dey make mouth say them fine pass.

Goodnight, Mr handsome mystery man.

LOL. Considering how you are a troll jumping from comment to comment seeking attention on AllahKadúna's page and on Pulse, you are insecure and an unhinged flirt.

Your pictures are heavy on filters and you are overweight. There's no way I was going to even remotely respond to your flirting on those pages. I ignored you.

I detest women who flirt without restrain. It's like drinking from a public cup. Same way you are begging me to message you on Facebook even right here and were getting giddy about it. Already getting excited and wet just at the prospect of seeing the face. Not the kind of female I want to converse with.
You brought this on yourself.

Go meet average simps who'd debase themselves for you. Too many of your type are in my inbox begging to be replied.

And work on your weight too. I abhor fat women.

[quote author=DissTroy post=124747978][/quote]LMAO.

(Flirting or whatever you call it) with you doesn't mean I have good plans for you or I would have even honored your request for a friendship. As I said, I just wanted to see the face behind the moniker. Nothing else. Don't think too highly of yourself, boy

And did you say "Allahkaduna"? Now I shouldn't have started this. Beginning to seem like a waste of time to me. For you to have mentioned Allahkaduna, means you are an empty barrel and worse off, not what you proclaim about yourself here. Left such page for your age group and your makes to argue about toxic masculinity till the world ends. Not my problem after all.

And oh, I'm not fat. Maybe "FAT" has another meaning. I see you are trying to sound savage thinking that can get to me. Ask around, you'll wear out yourself doing this.

Keep on with your self-aggrandizement. For you to have called yourself "light skinned" turned me off because I see your kind as just another GIRL. No attraction whatsoever. So, best thing is, you are just capping. I'd still love to see what you look like anyway. At least, to confirm if my initial mention was worth it after all. When you are done vituperating, find my DM.