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Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 12:23am On Aug 25, 2023
cornelboy:
One at a time.
Quit dodging. You can take one topic at a time
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 12:24am On Aug 25, 2023
cornelboy:
How did you know the universe came by chance?
How did you know the universe Yahweh came by chance?
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 12:24am On Aug 25, 2023
cornelboy:
God is timeless
God The Universe is timeless
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 12:25am On Aug 25, 2023
johnw47:
Ecc_7:6  For as the crackling of thorn bushes under a pot, So is the laughter of the fool


you atheist lie like false jw's, u have much in common

you started con-test but have no test-is

you atheist think you have no god, but you do:

Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Ok. Think up of another rebuttal. This particular one is getting boring
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 12:35am On Aug 25, 2023
jaephoenix:
Ok. Think up of another rebuttal. This particular one is getting boring
good your bored

but i'm kicking your bum dope, and not getting bored
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47:
cornelboy:
How did you know the universe came by chance?
jaephoenix:
How did you know the universe Yahweh came by chance?
cornelboy:
God is timeless
jaephoenix:
God The Universe is timeless
they queer as can be

while fearful mad max stays out of discussions telling things for corny to say,
mad max bought corny to this thread to help him, like he tried to bring rozz to a thread
to help him there with her lies, u heap big scaredy cat, aren't you false jw

rev 21:8 But the cowardly, unbelieving, abominable, murderers, sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone; which is the second death.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by Nobody: 1:05am On Aug 25, 2023
jaephoenix:
Now someone with some brain has replied. Hallelujah!
1. Did you read anywhere in that passage that Balaam enquired anything from Yahweh? Nope. In fact, it was Yahweh that was doing the enquiries.

9 God came to balaam and asked, “Who are these men with you?”
10 balaam said to God, “Balak son of Zippor, king of Moab, sent me this message: 11 ‘A people that has come out of Egypt covers the face of the land. Now come and put a curse on them for me. Perhaps then I will be able to fight them and drive them away.’”
12 But God said to balaam, “Do not go with them. You must not put a curse on those people, because they are blessed.”


… and this

20 That night God came to balaam and said, “Since these men have come to summon you, go with them, but do only what I tell you.”

On the first occasion he was asking Balaam who the men are and he(Balaam) explained to Yahweh.
On the second occasion(when the men came back with more stuff), Yahweh told Balaam what to do, which he did.
AT NO POINT DID BALAAM DISOBEY YAHWEH OR EVEN EXPRESS GREED. HE TOLD THEM AB INITIO THAT HE WONT CURSE ISRAEL.

2. How come an omniscient god doesn't know the future(he doesn't know who men were and he didn't even know that they were coming back)

3. How come he wanted to destroy Balaam for obeying him?
It depends on what you want to find in the Bible, truly, whatever you want to hear, I could force a definition for you. It's wrong.

Here's what to do, read the whole Numbers 22 for context. I'll highlight some points where you'll need to reason out.

First of all, the Bible says that Balaam was a diviner, he knew his work.
Second, the Bible also says that the diviner does all his things but the Lord presents the answers what He Wills (good or bad, true or false).
Thirdly, the Lord sees the heart, and the intents of the heart.

So while reading Numbers 22, take note of verse 7-8,
“[7] And the elders of Moab and the elders of Midian departed with the rewards of divination in their hand; and they came unto Balaam, and spake unto him the words of Balak.
[8] And he said unto them, Lodge here this night, and I will bring you word again, as the LORD shall speak unto me : and the princes of Moab abode with Balaam.”

From the things in bold, you can see that people came to see a diviner with their fees, the diviner told them to wait that he'll reply them when God speaks.
Remember, he's a diviner.
Should we expect that he also went and waited for God to speak or he went and inquired and waited for a sure reply. Remember again, a diviner does divinations, not just to sit around after collecting the fees.
Same statement repeats in verse 19.

From another perspective, look at Jude 1:11 and report your findings.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 1:09am On Aug 25, 2023
jaephoenix:
Ok. Think up of another rebuttal. This particular one is getting boring
you not only bored with the truth dum one, like false jw's, you hate it:

Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47:
jaephoenix:
But Yahweh said he created evil. Or haven't you read it?
Isaiah 45:7
King James Version
7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
if Yahweh brings evil on atheists and false jw's, then good,
He will eventually destroy them to, and not too soon

that was worth saying again, kick in the bum
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47:
lost false jw's reckon God isn't all knowing

lost false jw's the worlds great, God deniers

cornelboy:
God .... uses the power (of knowing everything) whenever it's needed.
according to dum false jw's, God only knows everything when he needs to, at other times he must forget things
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 2:54am On Aug 25, 2023
jaephoenix:
Quit dodging. You can take one topic at a time
👍🏾
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 2:59am On Aug 25, 2023
johnw47:
corny boy

God knows everything even before it happens
go search for that scripture dummy, and God denier

you don't understand the Bible of course
you god has blinded your mind:

2 Corinthians 4:4
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them
If he knows everything even before they happened, why did he create satan, why did he allow suffering and hardship in the world today?
Why did he create Adam even when he know he would disobey him.

Why didn't he create people that will always obey him no matter what?

You have nothing to offer really. Go and face the atheist on the loose not me.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 2:59am On Aug 25, 2023
johnw47:
dum corny boy

because it describes you false jw's and atheists very well:

Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Find something meaningful to do
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 3:00am On Aug 25, 2023
jaephoenix:
Ypu can take it one point at a time. Quit dodging
You do that and I'll reply you
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 3:01am On Aug 25, 2023
cornelboy and maxindhouse, with names like that you have to put (m)
in your profiles to let everyone know that you are male

funny, you false jw's are so dum
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 3:02am On Aug 25, 2023
johnw47:
lost false jw's reckon God isn't all knowing

lost false jw's, the worlds great God deniers

according to dum false jw's, God only knows everything when he needs to, at other times he must forget things
Sighs
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 3:04am On Aug 25, 2023
cornelboy:
Find something meaningful to do
corny
showing what liars you are and how dum you are is meaningful and is fun, oh so called God's people

Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 3:05am On Aug 25, 2023
cornelboy:
Sighs
well a sigh is a change from lying
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:05am On Aug 25, 2023
jaephoenix:
That's interesting. So Yahweh isn't all powerful or all merciful? Lol. These JWs…
Potency in the case of omni-potent has to do with ability to do anything whether good or evil but Abraham challenged God saying:
it's unthinkable of God to do what is wrong! Genesis 18:25

Benevolence in the case of omni-benevolence has to do with ever tolerable regarding what is evil but Habakkuk under inspiration said:

Your eyes are too pure to look on what is evil, And you cannot tolerate wickedness. Why, then, do you tolerate the treacherous And keep silent when a wicked man swallows up someone more righteous than he is? Habakkuk 1:13

So from the two verses above it's clear that He can't be omni-potent neither omni-benevolent! wink
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 3:13am On Aug 25, 2023
cornelboy:
If he knows everything even before they happened, why did he create satan, why did he allow suffering and hardship in the world today?
Why did he create Adam even when he know he would disobey him.
Why didn't he create people that will always obey him no matter what?
You have nothing to offer really. Go and face the atheist on the loose not me.
God didn't create evil satan corny boy, God created him the brightest of all the holy angels,
after his fall satan became one of his names

you have said God doesn't know everything and now you say God even knew adam would disobey Him,
see how dum and confused you are, post after post

1Co 14:33  For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47:
MaxInDHouse:
Potency in the case of omni-potent has to do with ability to do anything whether good or evil but Abraham challenged God saying:
it's unthinkable of God to do what is wrong! Genesis 18:25
Benevolence in the case of omni-benevolence has to do with ever tolerable regarding what is evil but Habakkuk under inspiration said:
Your eyes are too pure to look on what is evil, And you cannot tolerate wickedness. Why, then, do you tolerate the treacherous And keep silent when a wicked man swallows up someone more righteous than he is? Habakkuk 1:13
So from the two verses above it's clear that He can't be omni-potent neither omni-benevolent! wink
Job_15:12  Why doth thine heart carry thee away? and what do thy eyes wink at


lost false jw mad max

God could not/would not do wrong, and for that you say
He is not all powerful

you big, God denier and liar, false jw

Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 3:26am On Aug 25, 2023
johnw47:
God didn't create evil satan corny boy, God created him the brightest of all the holy angels,
after his fall satan became one of his names

you have said God doesn't know everything and now you say God even knew adam would disobey Him,
see how dum and confused you are, post after post

1Co 14:33  For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints
It's my fault na. I shouldn't have started any discussion with you in the first place.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:27am On Aug 25, 2023
cornelboy:
He wants to prove to us that the Bible is full of lies. Whereas it's his understanding that's wrong.
His case is like a student who keeps dragging the board and marker with his teacher claiming he knows mathematics better but by the end of the day he can't solve any equation due to his arrogance whereas the teacher has produced thousands of engineers in the society!

Jehovah gave mankind the Bible for a purpose which is for adherents to cohabit peacefully among themselves but the atheist thought it's all about reading without purpose so they kept arguing just as they always do in all matters they choose to intervene whereas Jehovah's Witnesses are making the best use of the Bible to achieve LOVE, JOY and PEACE in their midst the main goal of the Bible's Author! Isaiah 2:2-4

No wonder the Author said:
“For my thoughts are not your thoughts, And your ways are not my ways,” declares Jehovah. “For as the heavens are higher than the earth, So my ways are higher than your ways And my thoughts than your thoughts" Isaiah 55:8-9

Please tell the atheist that the Bible is not all about reading without a purpose because the Author has a purpose for giving mankind that book so whether atheists grasp this or not the Author is already achieving His goal! John 5:17
smiley
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 3:30am On Aug 25, 2023
cornelboy:
It's my fault na. I shouldn't have started any discussion with you in the first place.
you dum, aren't you
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:35am On Aug 25, 2023
cornelboy:
It's my fault na. I shouldn't have started any discussion with you in the first place.
Have you ever seen a madman before?
Well there are many in the society but you can only decipher through a conversation with them. A sane person will speak coherently but an insane will continue to talk aimlessly that's when you will realize that his tongue is still functioning but the brain is not assimilating.

Now you know why i shunned johnw47 all the time! Proverbs 14:7 smiley
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 3:56am On Aug 25, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Have you ever seen a madman before?
Well there are many in the society but you can only decipher through a conversation with them. A sane person will speak coherently but an insane will continue to talk aimlessly that's when you will realize that his tongue is still functioning but the brain is not assimilating.
Now you know why i shunned johnw47 all the time! Proverbs 14:7 smiley
lost false jw mad max

you say: Have you ever seen a madman before?

of course we have mad max, you who say's:

i can defeat six fully armed military combatants single handed

you who say:
i will make him eat and drink through his anus

you who say for all to see and read:

my wife loves to play with my dic


yes mad max we have seen you the nairaland mad man before

and you lie like hell, don't you:

Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies.


and we also know who is the fool, with your very often mad laughter at things not the slightest bit funny

Ecc_7:6  For as the crackling of thorn bushes under a pot, So is the laughter of the fool


go back to bed dum dum smiley
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 4:42am On Aug 25, 2023
lost false jw mad max

no wonder trivina loves to go into your trousers,
for there is nothing in your head for her, dum o
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 9:56am On Aug 25, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Have you ever seen a madman before?
Well there are many in the society but you can only decipher through a conversation with them. A sane person will speak coherently but an insane will continue to talk aimlessly that's when you will realize that his tongue is still functioning but the brain is not assimilating.

Now you know why i shunned johnw47 all the time! Proverbs 14:7 smiley
Good morning sir
I will stop replying him
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 10:24am On Aug 25, 2023
cornelboy:
Good morning sir
I will stop replying him
Good morning my brother, how was your night?

It's good to have the experience so that when you come across such insanes in the field ministry you will know why they often say:

"Jehovah's Witnesses always run away from me when i open the Bible to teach them" grin

Now you have noticed how speechless he became when the atheist tried to engage him in a meaningful discussion, but the same fool will be agitating that JWs are running away from him and when you try to reason with him he will start quoting scriptures out of context saying he doesn't want to chat with JWs.

So it's better to shun the idiot and use your time for profitable things! Colossians 4:5 smiley
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 10:46am On Aug 25, 2023
johnw47:
good your bored

but i'm kicking your bum dope, and not getting bored
Ok, baby girl
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 11:04am On Aug 25, 2023
MaxInDHouse: i shunned johnw47 all the time
cornelboy:
Good morning sir
I will stop replying him
pair of false jw queers, aren't you
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 11:06am On Aug 25, 2023
jaephoenix:
Ok, baby girl
oh duh you no con-test
we know who is girly don't we no test-is
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