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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by blackfm: 8:53pm On Aug 22, 2023
goldencomets:
Please recommend a good Benz mechanic around Yaba. 🙏
Abbey 0803 388 3406 around alagomeji
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by goldencomets: 2:03pm On Aug 23, 2023
blackfm:

Abbey 0803 388 3406 around alagomeji

Thank you. 🙏
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by goldencomets: 2:10pm On Aug 23, 2023
🙏 Please I need a good Benz rewire around Yaba. I’m having a parasitic drain. My tail left tail light is cracked and water rusted the light circuit.

I’ve replaced the circuit and everything is working fine, but my battery runs down if I park overnight and don’t drive the next morning.

Car model: C300 4matic 2009.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by awesome9ja: 5:07pm On Aug 23, 2023
Beyond the word thank you is the need for you to do your due diligent and leave strict instructions.
there are story of missing items catalyst etc. everywhere. especially when you will have to leave the car with them
some of these guys no send you o they are out for themselves.
do your due diligent and leave your strict instruction anything miss you pay
goldencomets:


Thank you. 🙏
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by goldencomets: 5:41pm On Aug 23, 2023
awesome9ja:
Beyond the word thank you is the need for you to do your due diligent and leave strict instructions.
there are story of missing items catalyst etc. everywhere. especially when you will have to leave the car with them
some of these guys no send you o they are out for themselves.
do your due diligent and leave your strict instruction anything miss you pay

😃 Thanks for the suggestions. I read about mechs stealing catalyst before getting the car, so I made sure to stay with the mechanic till he was done. I’ve also scanned it, catalyst is intact.
I’m still learning about cars. All thanks to the amazing NL community.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 7:20pm On Aug 23, 2023
goldencomets:


😃 Thanks for the suggestions. I read about mechs stealing catalyst before getting the car, so I made sure to stay with the mechanic till he was done. I’ve also scanned it, catalyst is intact.
I’m still learning about cars. All thanks to the amazing NL community.
commendable proactive efforts.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 6:35am On Aug 24, 2023
OfficialDJ:

The cars I own- that scrappy mercedes wannabe you own ( we're not sure of that yet) cannot even match up.
Heck, the ///AMG WILL buy that junk of yours thrice with enough change.
Know your mates - I'm definitely and clearly not one.

Retarded hillbilly grin

This small prick calabar dude
Always quoting me
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 7:43am On Aug 24, 2023
Ivan18888888888:


This small prick calabar dude
Always quoting me
But that bleaching old dick gobbling LovePeddler called your mom thinks otherwise.. grin
She says I'm the biggest she's ever had, and by a large mile - bigger than that needle your father carries.
Pathetic bunch of losers with tiny weenies grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by TheGrandMaster: 11:37am On Aug 24, 2023
OfficialDJ:
But that bleaching old dick gobbling LovePeddler called your mom thinks otherwise.. grin
She says I'm the biggest she's ever had, and by a large mile - bigger than that needle your father carries.
Pathetic bunch of losers with tiny weenies grin

Can y'all just get a room for goodness sake? What's with all the bickering for almost 2weeks?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 2:52pm On Aug 24, 2023
TheGrandMaster:


Can y'all just get a room for goodness sake? What's with all the bickering for almost 2weeks?
And who the f:/-k are you to tell me what and what not to do?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 4:14am On Aug 25, 2023
OfficialDJ:
But that bleaching old dick gobbling LovePeddler called your mom thinks otherwise.. grin
She says I'm the biggest she's ever had, and by a large mile - bigger than that needle your father carries.
Pathetic bunch of losers with tiny weenies grin

Oh, here we go again with the same old insults.
Well, it doesn't still change the fact that you have a remarkably small prick .
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 7:08am On Aug 25, 2023
Ivan18888888888:


Oh, here we go again with the same old insults.
Well, it doesn't still change the fact that you have a remarkably small prick .
But I expanded that smelling dungeon called your momma's private part with my weenie, so doesn't that make your claims untrue grin

Hemaphrodite grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by TheGrandMaster: 9:40am On Aug 25, 2023
OfficialDJ:
And who the f:/-k are you to tell me what and what not to do?

Ogbeni, nobody is telling you what to do or what not to do. Just take this elsewhere.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 9:56am On Aug 25, 2023
TheGrandMaster:


Ogbeni, nobody is telling you what to do or what not to do. Just take this elsewhere.
Make me.
Clown.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 1:51pm On Aug 25, 2023
OfficialDJ:
But I expanded that smelling dungeon called your momma's private part with my weenie, so doesn't that make your claims untrue grin

Hemaphrodite grin

After you done fucking your slutty mother.
Small prick calabar malu
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by dauntless15(m): 2:05pm On Aug 25, 2023
OfficialDJ:
I was even joking with that airhead. grin

BTW, NO, the CLA is for aesthetics only....

Nothing makes that junk a good car...


The 4matic and 45 versions? Maybe...

Interior made of cheap plastic.

Which mercedes have you seen uses a bonnet rod for support...
Any cla slander? I'd be there grin
hello, pls sir, I've been begging you for years you'll not reply me, have I wronged you in any way? Pls help mentor me, I've tried everything about this Upwork and it's not working, I'm ready to learn please.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 2:30pm On Aug 25, 2023
Ivan18888888888:


After you done fucking your slutty mother.
Small prick calabar malu
You're referring to your father homosexual ways?
The bald headed gay has been caught raping teenage boys via the anus severally.
He'd soon be burnt of course grin

Like father like son grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 6:14pm On Aug 25, 2023
OfficialDJ:
You're referring to your father homosexual ways?
The bald headed gay has been caught raping teenage boys via the anus severally.
He'd soon be burnt of course grin

Like father like son grin
No cow poop "I specifically meant your father, your mother, your kids, your wife, and yourself."
And Why don't you share with the world how you f.uck your innocent kids in their butt hole ? Or Perhaps it would be better for you to admit right here of how you put your short prick inside their mouth. Believe me It's only a matter of time before the truth comes out and you get roasted like those calabar bingos

Phedophile !!!!
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 9:12pm On Aug 25, 2023
Ivan18888888888 post=125357293p:

No cow poop "I specifically meant your father, your mother, your kids, your wife, and yourself."
And Why don't you share with the world how you f.uck your innocent kids in their butt hole ? Or Perhaps it would be better for you to admit right here of how you put your short prick inside their mouth. Believe me It's only a matter of time before the truth comes out.

Phedophile !!!!
life truly has shown you its downsides grin

You drive a CLA.
Your mother gave birth to you while she was 12 as your pedophile of a father married her off to satisfy his pedophilia.

You're an ugly bleached Hemaphrodite.

Life must really hate your existence grin grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by blackfm: 11:00pm On Aug 25, 2023
goldencomets:
🙏 Please I need a good Benz rewire around Yaba. I’m having a parasitic drain. My tail left tail light is cracked and water rusted the light circuit.

I’ve replaced the circuit and everything is working fine, but my battery runs down if I park overnight and don’t drive the next morning.

Car model: C300 4matic 2009.
I'll refer you back to Abbey, ask him to call Shola for you. He works on the same street and has been my goto Benz rewire for a while.

That said. how long have you had this battery? Are you sure its not an age problem? These batteries are dry cell and can only last for so long
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 7:30am On Aug 26, 2023
OfficialDJ:
life truly has shown you its downsides grin

You drive a CLA.
Your mother gave birth to you while she was 12 as your pedophile of a father married her off to satisfy his pedophilia.

You're an ugly bleached Hemaphrodite.

Life must really hate your existence grin grin

Cut the crap, you sick dude ! It's high time you stopped putting your small prick into your kids butt hole!
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by goldencomets: 9:11am On Aug 26, 2023
blackfm:

I'll refer you back to Abbey, ask him to call Shola for you. He works on the same street and has been my goto Benz rewire for a while.

That said. how long have you had this battery? Are you sure its not an age problem? These batteries are dry cell and can only last for so long

Thanks man. You don try for me.

I called a rewire, and he suggested that I take the battery out and charge it fully, then observe.

I only drive the car over the weekend, so the battery is probably not well charged.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 5:32pm On Aug 26, 2023
Ivan18888888888:


Cut the crap, you sick dude ! It's high time you stopped putting your small prick into your kids butt hole!
Your pedophilia father is my role model, and I'm sure you wear pampers on your stinking aśshol4 which has been ravaged by his tiny weenie.
Descendants of pedophiles and bleaching gay gay. grin grin

Eeew
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by ariesbull: 6:49am On Aug 27, 2023
Nomyth:
Pls, can anyone recommend a badass door speaker for ML 350?

Seems my speakers have burnt out and need replacement.
ML comes naturally cones with bad ass speaker called Bose ...one of the finest entertainment systems in ghw world


Go and buy Bose speakers

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by ariesbull: 6:51am On Aug 27, 2023
goldencomets:


Thanks man. You don try for me.

I called a rewire, and he suggested that I take the battery out and charge it fully, then observe.

I only drive the car over the weekend, so the battery is probably not well charged.


Bullshit. ....it's not battery

If a car can start the alternator will charge the battery fully ! If your battery or alternator is bad it will display on the dash


Go and trace the virus,..that's what it is called it drains battery it might be a simple thing but trace it
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 7:04am On Aug 27, 2023
OfficialDJ:
Your pedophilia father is my role model, and I'm sure you wear pampers on your stinking aśshol4 which has been ravaged by his tiny weenie.
Descendants of pedophiles and bleaching gay gay. grin grin

Eeew

I'm sick and tired of all your childish ramblings quoting me. Your low IQ wordings make me want to gouge my eyes out. Enough already!

Meanwhile keep fuking your kid's butt if that is truly what brings you joy. Fine, do whatever the hell you want. But stop quoting me !!!!!
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 7:30am On Aug 27, 2023
Ivan18888888888:


I'm sick and tired of all your childish ramblings quoting me. Your low IQ wordings make me want to gouge my eyes out. Enough already!

Meanwhile keep fuking your kid's butt if that is truly what brings you joy. Fine, do whatever the hell you want. But stop quoting me !!!!!
Funny thing - I'm not even trolling you. grin

If i was- you'd be mad depressed by now.
There's nothing like low IQ wordings you bleached cow grin

We know you've got the brain size of a house fly, and you should really stop talking cheesy

Your family has a perchance for homosexualism and pedophila, and I pity your aśshole that has been plundered and ravaged by your daddy's tiny weenie.

Sad tales indeed grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 12:12pm On Aug 27, 2023
OfficialDJ:
Funny thing - I'm not even trolling you. grin

If i was- you'd be mad depressed by now.
There's nothing like low IQ wordings you bleached cow grin

We know you've got the brain size of a house fly, and you should really stop talking cheesy

Your family has a perchance for homosexualism and pedophila, and I pity your aśshole that has been plundered and ravaged by your daddy's tiny weenie.

Sad tales indeed grin

Can you believe this sick Calabar boy? I'm beyond fed up with his nonsensical low iQ rantings. And to add, you can't even compose a message longer than two lines. It's the same old tired insults every time.
go bother someone on your level
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 1:23pm On Aug 27, 2023
OfficialDJ:
Funny thing - I'm not even trolling you. grin

If i was- you'd be mad depressed by now.
There's nothing like low IQ wordings you bleached cow grin

We know you've got the brain size of a house fly, and you should really stop talking cheesy

Your family has a perchance for homosexualism and pedophila, and I pity your aśshole that has been plundered and ravaged by your daddy's tiny weenie.

Sad tales indeed grin

And it’s even the way you start correcting my words, self ? Who said there's anything wrong with my vocabulary ? You be local champion so I really don’t have time proving to you what low iq wordings means.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by goldencomets: 1:40pm On Aug 27, 2023
ariesbull:



Bullshit. ....it's not battery

If a car can start the alternator will charge the battery fully ! If your battery or alternator is bad it will display on the dash


Go and trace the virus,..that's what it is called it drains battery it might be a simple thing but trace it


I believe the first step is to make sure the battery is in good condition, then we can go ahead to trace any parasitic draw if the battery still runs down.

A battery charger took out my battery to charge and put in a temporary battery. It’s been working fine so far.

I’ll put back my battery after a full charge to observe before taking further action.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by ariesbull: 2:43pm On Aug 27, 2023
goldencomets:



I believe the first step is to make sure the battery is in good condition, then we can go ahead to trace any parasitic draw if the battery still runs down.

A battery charger took out my battery to charge and put in a temporary battery. It’s been working fine so far.

I’ll put back my battery after a full charge to observe before taking further action.
if it's so...then buy a new battery and save yourself headache
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 3:26pm On Aug 27, 2023
Ivan18888888888:


Can you believe this sick Calabar boy? I'm beyond fed up with his nonsensical low iQ rantings. And to add, you can't even compose a message longer than two lines. It's the same old tired insults every time.
go bother someone on your level
I put it to you you're absolutely not on my level.
That's a fact...

In real life-you'd be so intimidated, that I won't have to do a thing grin

I know what you are - you're riddled with low self esteem and inferiority complex, and are trying to fit in so hard..
Gtfoh of here child molester and gay Hemaphrodite grin

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