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Vinnie2000:


OP,

I only remember many Years ago,when I used to Date a Goat Rearer's daughter.

The Girl was Dark complexion, had big breasts and Yanch.

BUT, Anytime I visited her and came back home,
my Body go dey smell like Goat.

you're a mumu man

I no get that kind experience

Several years ago wen I was in SS 1, me and my Friend went to visit my girl,. (she hasn't even accepted to date me) I sneeked out around 8pm, for a distance that's up to 4km o, wen we got thr, her parents were with her outside the compound around 9pm, me and my friends were just whispering and wandering at the back of the house. After about 30mins of wandering cum merry-go-round her house, we left without even have a single talk with her, this is girl I risked by sneeking out.

I was disappointed not being able to talk to her ,and same time sad for what I would meet if I reach home........ luckily for me, I escaped cane from dad that day.

Samantha124:
I've never had any funny experience... But I remember this one time when I was still in primary school and my brother-in-law was still my sister's boyfriend.

It was at night and the stubborn me was throwing tantrums, I was refusing to get inside the house... My mother decided she was gonna let me be and got inside the house, closed the door and switched off all the lights.

Deep down I started getting a bit scared, but I was like at least the neighbors lights are still on and I'd be damned if I let my mother see that I'm scared... I was seated on the ground and next to the family house veranda when I saw a man opening the gate and walking towards my way... For a moment I froze, but as he got closer walking towards me, I got frightened and started screaming while running inside the house and it's like he didn't notice me sitting there because he also screamed.

My mother came outside running with a broomstick...

Shut up nobody asked your experience with your flat South African aśs.

Those days, I would sneak out of my boss's house at festac (daily) immediately after the day's work around 7pm. Oga don see me say I don return from work and he don enter him duplex, me wey dey boys quarters go sharperly do everything to please oga and wife and children and as soon as 7pm dey reach I settle dem finish. As soon as I was done, I go blow bike to weigh bridge ikorodu for aunty joy house. Sometimes after all the who wahala na only 30min I go spend with this girl for aunty joy backyard (just gusting o). Aunty joy never knew what was happening. The stress of returning home upon every meeting is what my girl (now wife) never knew till date. I lost my phone twice during those days but I never told my girl. I just Sha have to be home before 9pm as the oga of other umu boys. Fast track to 2023, she's my wife now and she have given me 4kids (3boys and a princess) and I've never regretted all the risks I took for her because I know she may have gone through more risks than I did those days. No be small thing o.
If I remember those days now I go just dey laugh and after the laugh I go praise myself for taking those risks to make the right choice. She's everything for me. I can bomb Putin on her behalf today (Putin na nice guy o, pls don't miss quote me).
Very funny experience aswear

Omo, I no get any experience my parents dey cage me inside house, no breathing space for me

Lazy yuuths

Abobi! Wetin dey sup!


Keep wondering what it feels like to be really loved...

Anyway... I'm here to read comments with my loud for my hand

vastolord4:
Went to see my babe then, heard her dad's car entering the compound, they lived on the 2nd floor and there was no back door. Luckily, I went with my cousin but we 3 were confused on whether to climb down or man up and greet her dad! Told her to unlock the door.. immediately her pops came in, I left in a hurry 1st but my cousin didn't get the message. He received the slap that was meant for me.. last last, he got married to the lady 2 years back.. this life no still balance.. well, I guess the slap got her attention.. love them to death..

like your cousin is married to the girl which was your girlfriend then? Is what you’re saying?

Okay ooo

pweeryambre:

Always trying to paint women bad... this topic is about young love. Do we have to know that you were efing the mum.?

Thats not what he said...he didn't punctuate well but you can use your head na

iamtardey:
like your cousin is married to the girl which was your girlfriend then? Is what you’re saying?

Co ask o😂

SmartyPants:


Thats not what he said...he didn't punctuate well but you can use your head na

Lol... some people no Sabi read

Hmmm...

SmartyPants:


Thats not what he said...he didn't punctuate well but you can use your head na

no mind am

Blackestjunior:


Lol... some people no Sabi read

Nor be him fault, d guy no sabi use punctuations..

Vinnie2000:


OP,

I only remember many Years ago,when I used to Date a Goat Rearer's daughter.

The Girl was Dark complexion, had big breasts and Yanch.

BUT, Anytime I visited her and came back home,
my Body go dey smell like Goat.

na d goat u go chop becos of p**sy abi u don't want to tell us wat u did with dat goat

izonborn098:
There was a virgin girl i was fuckin' her mama don't know about our relationship but sometimes she observe me like i'm doing something with her daughter..
And the said mother is very strict so even me i'm afraid of her the(mother)..
The only opportunity we have for sex is when she is coming to school and the said girl love me... We are in the same class ss1 to be precise and the school compound is very close to my house where i'm living, so she always visit when i signal her.. and whenever i want to see her in the night, i will stay in a far distance and my guy will set the compass...
But las las she get pregnant in ss2... na there i know say to be a man no be play... If somebody dey call u small pikin u gats vex because u still have alot to learn and experience from..

Where you cumming inside her regularly?

Na wa.

Na mumu dey date a guy wey dey squat. I did it in my naive days. Never again. The mumu later got his own posh apartment in lekki and started entertaining different girls with packs of shower caps stocked up in his wardrobe for their sleepovers.

Suffer with a man at your own peril.

Vinnie2000:


OP,

I only remember many Years ago,when I used to Date a Goat Rearer's daughter.

The Girl was Dark complexion, had big breasts and Yanch.

BUT, Anytime I visited her and came back home,
my Body go dey smell like Goat.

Ia that why they always call you goat ?
Hahahaha

This is way too funny, the year was 2001, I was in SS2 while she was also in SS2, living with my Aunt in the village, attending the local community secondary, while she was a boarder in Anglican Girls Nnewi. Our communication then was through NIPOST. We exchanged lots of letters via the post office till when we decided to take a step further.

On a very good day, she wrote and informed me she would be visiting me, local man began to sweat, then I was also a virgin, I never spoil and was among the best students in my class then. I confided in my best friend Chibuzor on whatsup, that my babe wants to visit, he was aware of her . Chibuzor after thorough thinking advised me to let her come between 10am to 1PM on a particular date, as my Aunt been a teacher in one of the government primary schools in my town would be in school.

I communicated back, sharing my home address with her, and told her she fit show on our cleared date. Na so my babe come oh, meanwhile, I came back early from school, when all, including my aunt, has left for work. My lucky day, I went with my guy, Chibuzor to our main road to receive her, see butterflies doing acrobats in my tummy, Wow, only seen her once on a crusade ground in her village, Awka Etiti. when St. Barth. Anglican Church came for a crusade, there we met and exchanged school postal addresses.

With my little savings, I bought some biscuits, short cake biscuit by Nasco, not short bread oh as I could not afford it, then I bought a bottle of fanta and coke, so she gets to make her choice and I take the left over.

On arrival, Innocent me, I did not take her to my room, rather I took her to the living room, less I forget, I don discharge Chibuzor after we reach house. We were in the living room and I offered her my little refreshment, she took fanta, while i sipped my coke . We were discussing about Physics, Chemistry, how many topics she has covered, most difficult topics, and the like when our main entrance gate made a noise, the gate usually makes noise when someone is using it,

Swallowing hard, I went and peeped over the window!! low and behold, it was my Aunt, you suppose understand those Aunts that teaches primary six in government primary school, she was a no-nonsense lady, very strict. I evaluated my situation, we were not in any compromising position, me stuttering, informed my girl that my Aunt was back, she had nothing to fear, I would introduce her, she was scared, but so was I. However I tried calming her down.

Local man was in a fixed , however, I await my fate. Meanwhile, my aunt arrived before their normal closing hours, as she normally closes from school around 1:30 pm, but it was just after 11 am, I know someone must have snitched on me, but then, we were not doing anything bad, that was my thought, so it was going to be easy.

She quietly came in and entered the living room, I came out and greeted her, she asked why I was not in school, I stuttered to answer that I had a guest, she now asked me who was the guest?

I answered my friend.

She asked again, what type of friend? while walking into the parlor. When she entered, I blurted out... she is my Girlfriend, told her her name, her surname, her village and her school, her class, her last position in class, and many more things I cannot recall now.
Next I saw was broom landing on my girlfriend and me, men!!!! local man is finished!!!!

I never knew how she made it out of our compound. That was the end!!!! I could not write back to apologize and soon we wrote our SSCE exams, contacts were lost. In retrospect, I smile now and have played out many scenarios I would use that would have saved me that embarrassment, but then it happened.

Back then during my University days (Unad), I was living at Iworoko and was dating an indigen Girl. I snicked into her room to to till day break as usual. Just around 11:30pm, her father knocked at her door that she wanted to have a discussion with her😃😀.

Thankfully, the room has a window that leads outside, she quietly opened the window, as I jumped out, I jumped inside a drum filled with water 😀😀😀.

I came out with all my clothes wet. I ran to the back of the kitchen because the vigilantes were blowing wizzle.

Atlast, the father came out after 20 minutes and the Girl came to look for me. I still went 3 good rounds that night.

She was a daughter of a prominent high chief in Iworoko then.

AgubataAkokwa:
Those days, I would sneak out of my boss's house at festac (daily) immediately after the day's work around 7pm. Oga don see me say I don return from work and he don enter him duplex, me wey dey boys quarters go sharperly do everything to please oga and wife and children and as soon as 7pm dey reach I settle dem finish. As soon as I was done, I go blow bike to weigh bridge ikorodu for aunty joy house.

This one shock me oo

I've lived in Mile 2 estate (Just before Festac) and I have also lived in Weighbridge so I know the distance and risk.

For you to carry Okada everyday all the way from festac to Weighbridge shows you fit even die for woman.

Your kind of love must be studied as a course

Another unforgettable experience, I brought my Girlfriend home from school while I was in SS 2. She was in j.s 3.

We were on the bed doing pre kerewa when my Dad suddenly opened the door 😃😃😃😃.

My Dad was a NEPA officer working in the next town (but very close). I didn't know why he came back home so early that day.

ebuka1511:
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What later happened?
Did you guys end up together?

ebuka1511:

I confided in my best friend Chibuzor on whatsup

WhatsApp in 2001? You dey whine us?

Reminds me of late night tiptoe to under the step just to knack or the one I had to dodge vigilante guys in the village jump fence just to knack... Rose thank God you did not kill me those days...

The last experience I will share today on this, my parents usually take us to our home town in Ekiti state every December. My hometown is Ilupeju Ekiti.

I was in SS 1 then and I had a Girlfriend in SS 1 too in the hometown.
This Girl was living with her mum besides my Aunt's house. I went to my Aunt's house and this Girl came to see me. We were both inside the room romancing when her mother came to the window and started calling her name, saying she's been told her Daughter was inside the room with one Boy there 🤔.

Thank God there was another exit door at the back, that was how we both ran out via the exit door and the Girl came to meet the mother we she was shouting at the entrance.

The woman beat her from there to their house😭😭😭.

Those days when we did cuddle each other under the bitterkola's tree at the back of our house,back then it was fun becos my bro nd friends even my grandma noticed i was looking fresher than before but we didn't have sex my grandma never utter a word, months after we had little issues nd she left me for another guy to get pregnant and i just move on.