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Na Igbo land get mortuary pass for Nigeria dem full everywhere even along the roads.
Between Okigwe and Port Harcourt boundary you will see so many not to talk of inside their villages! Go there go apply.

Tell us a little bit of yourself. Where you don work and gather knowledge?

YourBestWriter:
Good day everyone here. Please I need mortuary job anywhere in Nigeria with accommodation. At the moment I am eager to recover everything I have lost over the years, and a job in the mortuary as a mortician is what I am asking for.

Presently I am in onitsha, but i can relocate to anywhere in Nigeria as long as there is accommodation. Please guys kindly link me up.

God bless you all.

First see a Psychiatrist for evaluation, because it seems you are suffering from necrophilia.

Lol, abi u wan dey Bleep fresh corpses

doneback04:
You must be funny because you don't know what you intend to embark on, you want to start a journey that you don't know what is involves

Lol.
Are you a mortician?
What is involved. Tell uss

Kajaard:
lol 😂

Imagine na.
Most people searching for job on nairaland are looking out for companies no matter how little....but Op dey find mortuary work 💀
Very huge red flag 👀

Gentew:
Share your CV if you have BTech in Mortuary Science.

Lmao 🤣😂🤣🤣 you be were!
Which one be BTech in mortuary service?

mrdino:
First see a Psychiatrist for evaluation, because it seems you are suffering from necrophilia.

Because he needs a job of his choice?🤔🤔

You must be an agent of darkness..

common! comot here joor..

I tire oooo

scoobyblogspot I:
Bros.. How can you be desperately looking for a job at the mortuary? I have never heard this before in my life

Eastlink:
All of you castigating the op are funny. Shey no be human being go do the mortuary job again? If all the morticians and anatomists decide to abandon the job due to unfavorable work condition, na where we go con keep dead body again?

It takes a strong mind and spirit to work in the mortuary. Person like me no fit try am. I remembered visiting the mortuary to retrieve my moms corpse 7 years ago, infact it took 3 months for the horror to leave my mind after seeing several corpses there.

So whoever has any help or connection should assit the op. Afterall, he’s looking for a legit job no be thief work him dey find.

You are the only reasonable person I see so far that comment what I like. The rest are just talking gibberish as if is not human being that is working in mortuary.

Everybody is seeking for job that he or she knows he will do well in it.

Blueace247:
Search mortuary jobs on google..

Should give you tips..

All the best!!

who will pay you N10 per word for editing? Not even creative writing? N5 max is more realistic. All the best sha. At least you think you are worth that price.
For creative writing you can even charge N1000 per word. Makes more sense

scoobyblogspot:
Bros.. How can you be desperately looking for a job at the mortuary? I have never heard this before in my life

Weirdly enough, efficient morticians are paid even better than most civil servants, with allowances to boot. And that job isn't as terrible as the societal stereotype paints it.

Outside the good pay and commensurate allowances, families of resident corpses are often very generous when they want extra care for their loved one(s).

The only take is, you must be psychologically strong. No sissy works in a mortuary.

lexy2014:
So there is no mortuary where u are located?

People seeking for bank job online does it mean there are no banks closer to them before them came online to seek for job?

Plug your brain if you want to talk next time.

YourBestWriter:
Good day everyone here. Please I need mortuary job anywhere in Nigeria with accommodation. At the moment I am eager to recover everything I have lost over the years, and a job in the mortuary as a mortician is what I am asking for.

Presently I am in onitsha, but i can relocate to anywhere in Nigeria as long as there is accommodation. Please guys kindly link me up.

God bless you all.

why?

Cjayboy:
You must be an agent of darkness..

common! comot here joor..

So those people working in mortuary are all agent of darkeness?

If everybody start running away from the mortuary job who will take care of the deceased ones?

One man's food is another man's poison

U are sick

Goodman2023:
this one they look for female dead body wey he go fuckkk

mariahAngel:
What? You can't locate the mortuary nearest to you?
Attention seeker!

if they offer a pay of 2 million, you this maria will leave your kitchen job and accept mortuary job. You I know very well

YourBestWriter:
This is far from what I'm thinking about. It is funny tho. I heard the salary of morticians are very very good, and that is why I'm looking towards that. Lol funny you tho.

hope say u get juju for body?

Chisos!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😲

This one shock me o! 😳🤔😁😁😁😁

The only job you you think can offer you good amount of money is mortuary jobs?

With this sudden level of desperation, I think you just got an update on something...

Seun Which kind thread be this na?

Eastlink:
All of you castigating the op are funny. Shey no be human being go do the mortuary job again? If all the morticians and anatomists decide to abandon the job due to unfavorable work condition, na where we go con keep dead body again?

It takes a strong mind and spirit to work in the mortuary. Person like me no fit try am. I remembered visiting the mortuary to retrieve my moms corpse 7 years ago, infact it took 3 months for the horror to leave my mind after seeing several corpses there.

So whoever has any help or connection should assit the op. Afterall, he’s looking for a legit job no be thief work him dey find.

are you fearful?

E be like say get plan abi ,,,onyeoshi kidney.

scoobyblogspot:
Bros.. How can you be desperately looking for a job at the mortuary? I have never heard this before in my life

He has a bad plan, don't trust him,
Maybe organ harvesting, like kidneys

Sucolee:
You need it so that you can be selling human part abi... Human being are so dangerous

Exactly my thoughts.....

BoldBrainz:
Weirdly enough, efficient morticians are paid even better than most civil servants, with allowances to boot. And that job isn't as terrible as the societal stereotype paints it.

Outside the good pay and commensurate allowances, families of resident corpses are often very generous when they want extra care for their loved one(s).

The only take is, you must be psychologically strong. No sissy works in a mortuary.

can you look at an embalmed corpse

YourBestWriter:
Good day everyone here. Please I need mortuary job anywhere in Nigeria with accommodation. At the moment I am eager to recover everything I have lost over the years, and a job in the mortuary as a mortician is what I am asking for.

Presently I am in onitsha, but i can relocate to anywhere in Nigeria as long as there is accommodation. Please guys kindly link me up.

God bless you all.

To recover all....it has to be mortuary job? Did they ask you to go n bring some body parts ?

scoobyblogspot:
Bros.. How can you be desperately looking for a job at the mortuary? I have never heard this before in my life

Yes He Desperately needs mortuary job to recover "All". He might have ulterior motives--like skull.mining/ stealing of body organs to sell as a side hustle. Afterall, some peeps even rob graves & steal body parts for whatever medicine!
Dude needs to be specially watched closely by his potential employers with CCTV if possible, even if not mortuary work he is gunning for.

You will find, it's your choice. After all we have people working there

@OP if u're interested to work with the efcc, pm me so as whenever they are taking new recruits i will do u a favour and secure the job for you.

Bros this your advert fear me make I no lie. All the mortuary attendants wey I know no dey ever normal and you're even applying online?
Ah, I wish you success in your career path but I don't want to be your customer oh🏃🏿‍♂️