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Jeon:
Short

board shoulders

undefined jawlines

skinny legs

flat ass

bleached

Short neck

Short torso

lack collarbones

too masculine [ bulky built ]

weird facial features [ especially short nose that lack nose bridge ]

Others

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Me first syndrome
I'm better than others syndrome

pansophist:
I hope you dont live in naija lol

1. Nigeria is not among the tallest countries, and the average height of Nigeria for men is 1.67, in other words, short

2. About undefined jawline, this is usually not a west African thing, but more of a thing common with people that have dolichocephalic skulls (eg the nordics, Baltics, etc). people with defined jawlines are the minority in Naija.

3. So women de like men yansh too, I no know o

4. Short torso, see number 1 lol

I sha hope you find a man that tick all those box. I am happy for you in advance

1. You think this because you are short . There are tall Nigerian men. As tall as 6.2, 6.3, 6.5 self . So dont scare jeon with your narrative biko

2. It can be worked on, there are specific exercises for different part of the body. I bet the average nigerian man wont know this because fitness is alien to most

3. Person's daughter got to hold something when action is on nah..

4. Nah lie

Persephone1:
1. You think this because you are short . There are tall Nigerian men. As tall as 6.2, 6.3, 6.5 self . So dont scare jeon with your narrative biko

2. It can be worked on, there are specific exercises for different part of the body. I bet the average nigerian man wont know this because fitness is alien to most

3. Person's daughter got to hold something when action is on nah..

4. Nah lie

LadyD22:
1) "you're the only girl I like , all these other hoes are fat , ugly , useless and bleached , but you're different, so I want you"

2) when he disrespects other women in my presence to make me feel safe that he won't cheat , I'm scared of those ones , one day he'll disrespect me too , a responsible man respects everyone first and foremost, I would never be proud of a man acting like a bitch to any woman just to make a point , leave that to me , if I see a crazy one , I'll do the dirty work

3) men who find it hard to receive compliments , I'm telling you you're fine and you're telling me that I should look at your haircut , such low self esteem , cannot be my spec

4) I just broke up with my girlfriend of 10 years , I'm not up for rebound sir , do I look be like Taylor swift, move forward

5) what do you bring to the table? You were finished before you started

6)0 talking stage , you entered my dm 5 minutes ago and you're asking me to be your wife , you need screening

7) how can you tell me that you've been in talking stage with me since 1 - 6 months , me I'm already in a relationship with another person , I thought we friend zoned each other

audacity and effontery to request we go Dutch , split the bills 50/50 in the name of supporting feminism , liar oshi , you won't remember feminism when you're asking me in the future if I've made dinner , that's if you even have a future with me , God forbid bad thing

9) you can spend your entire timeline in the gym , you're carrying 6 pack upandan , I like responsible looking men with Belle , those ones that eat swallow and credit my akant unprovoked , I don't need six pack , thanks don't mention

10) house you no get , car you don't have , investment e no dey , but you're using the latest Samsung flipphone , you have all of Apple's latest devices , your wardrobe Gucci , givenchy , your barber is the same person barbing Drake's hair unnecessarily expensive, I'm not about to start training a grown man on how to manage his money , take your money and go

11)you're always shouting how you're a man and how you take care of your Women , how you're very romantic , how you're an alpha male , that's a strategy I know you're the opposite of all those things , the real ones no too dey make noise , they just show up and do it , get lost

12) you've ever asked "can you cook?" To a woman , no I can't, I'm not about to be an unpaid chef for anyone , even me sef I starve because I no wan enter kitchen, move on

13) you're on every woman's post , commenting , liking , at your age you're using Snapchat not even LinkedIn tufiakwa

14) you're below 6 feet, you can't handle a stallion sweetie buh bye

15) you're chasing women and you don't have resources to keep your kidney in your chest , instead of you to face the issue at hand , you're looking for someone to join you and drown , instead of you to look for conferences , workshops , seminars and mentors , you're looking for a hotel , you're using your last cash to pay for Uber , and your small salary is spent on chicken and chips plus Cold Stone for Netflix and chill and you'll be blaming village people , I don't have respect for men that use their last money for relationships or men that are in relationships when they're not stable ,
Their defense is " so because I'm broke I should not love , you do you have money?" when you love you should make better choices not worse , because you want to make the person you love feel safe
Those ones prefer short term pleasure over long term peace , such a dangerous game

Unlimited4G:
__________________________________________

A man is "too nice" when;

1..... He agrees with everything I say/request for without objecting.

2.... Can't say his mind just to avoid getting me upset.

3.....Tries so hard to impress me with money and material things.

4.....Keeps making calculative moves b/c he fears that I would walk away if he expresses himself freely.

5.....Can't make a bold decision without asking for my opinion.. If he expects my opinion to be positive but it turns out to be negative, then he'll change his mind simply because I said the color isn't that nice.

6.... Too scared to exercise authority/take charge of a situation.

To me; these behaviour means "Submissiveness". And it's really annoying to see a man being submissive instead of dominating & taking charge.

I like a man who dominates (not in a toxic, abusive/narcissistic way). It shows he's confident, emotionally matured, strong, etc. Which in turn gives me a sense of security and makes me respect & submit to him.

Persephone1:
Mine is :

Mouth odour

Invisible bulge, I hate dots

Excessive display of material things.

Lack of respect and finesse.

Talking too much


I will add more later.

LadyD22:
1) "you're the only girl I like , all these other hoes are fat , ugly , useless and bleached , but you're different, so I want you"

2) when he disrespects other women in my presence to make me feel safe that he won't cheat , I'm scared of those ones , one day he'll disrespect me too , a responsible man respects everyone first and foremost, I would never be proud of a man acting like a bitch to any woman just to make a point , leave that to me , if I see a crazy one , I'll do the dirty work

3) men who find it hard to receive compliments , I'm telling you you're fine and you're telling me that I should look at your haircut , such low self esteem , cannot be my spec

4) I just broke up with my girlfriend of 10 years , I'm not up for rebound sir , do I look be like Taylor swift, move forward

5) what do you bring to the table? You were finished before you started

6)0 talking stage , you entered my dm 5 minutes ago and you're asking me to be your wife , you need screening

7) how can you tell me that you've been in talking stage with me since 1 - 6 months , me I'm already in a relationship with another person , I thought we friend zoned each other

audacity and effontery to request we go Dutch , split the bills 50/50 in the name of supporting feminism , liar oshi , you won't remember feminism when you're asking me in the future if I've made dinner , that's if you even have a future with me , God forbid bad thing

9) you can spend your entire timeline in the gym , you're carrying 6 pack upandan , I like responsible looking men with Belle , those ones that eat swallow and credit my akant unprovoked , I don't need six pack , thanks don't mention

10) house you no get , car you don't have , investment e no dey , but you're using the latest Samsung flipphone , you have all of Apple's latest devices , your wardrobe Gucci , givenchy , your barber is the same person barbing Drake's hair unnecessarily expensive, I'm not about to start training a grown man on how to manage his money , take your money and go

11)you're always shouting how you're a man and how you take care of your Women , how you're very romantic , how you're an alpha male , that's a strategy I know you're the opposite of all those things , the real ones no too dey make noise , they just show up and do it , get lost

12) you've ever asked "can you cook?" To a woman , no I can't, I'm not about to be an unpaid chef for anyone , even me sef I starve because I no wan enter kitchen, move on

13) you're on every woman's post , commenting , liking , at your age you're using Snapchat not even LinkedIn tufiakwa

14) you're below 6 feet, you can't handle a stallion sweetie buh bye

15) you're chasing women and you don't have resources to keep your kidney in your chest , instead of you to face the issue at hand , you're looking for someone to join you and drown , instead of you to look for conferences , workshops , seminars and mentors , you're looking for a hotel , you're using your last cash to pay for Uber , and your small salary is spent on chicken and chips plus Cold Stone for Netflix and chill and you'll be blaming village people , I don't have respect for men that use their last money for relationships or men that are in relationships when they're not stable ,
Their defense is " so because I'm broke I should not love , you do you have money?" when you love you should make better choices not worse , because you want to make the person you love feel safe
Those ones prefer short term pleasure over long term peace , such a dangerous game

chidekings:
sent you a dm,its business

Jeon:
Short

board shoulders

undefined jawlines

skinny legs

flat ass

bleached

Short neck

Short torso

lack collarbones

too masculine [ bulky built ]

weird facial features [ especially short nose that lack nose bridge ]

Others

Show off
Me first syndrome
I'm better than others syndrome

ItisWell22:
A man being without ambitions, and laziness…

LUAN:
what is ambition? Everyone has ambition but some fail on the way. No one born without ambition

Okay...

Physical...

1. Short

2. Muscular

3. Bleached

4. Bald

5. Potbelly

6. Big shapeless head

7. Weird facial features

And many more...

Other turn offs include

1. Poverty

2. Arrogance

3. Religious fanaticism

4. Misogyny

5. Tribal intolerance

6. Insensitivity

7. Lack of empathy

8. Pessimism

And many more...


I don't like men who don't read...

Who don't love pets, esp dogs...

Who are basic...boring...

Who don't enjoy adventures...

Who don't think out of the box...

Who don't love science and tech...

And many more...

Greattestman:
Sorry I didn't understand.

Please don't derail this thread... You men have had your fun...

Persephone1:
Mine is :

Mouth odour

Invisible bulge, I hate dots

Excessive display of material things.

Lack of respect and finesse.

Talking too much


I will add more later.

Westchester:
All I see is comments from feminists who don’t have a man in their lonely life, feminists who only comes on a faceless forum like Nairaland to pour out their frustrations
Dear kings most of the ladies commenting here aren’t even beautiful or tick the boxes we want in women. Just read all the gibberish they wrote, laugh and move on

Okay...

Physical...

1. Short

2. Muscular

3. Bleached

4. Bald

5. Potbelly

6. Big shapeless head

7. Weird facial features

And many more...

Other turn offs include

1. Poverty

2. Arrogance

3. Religious fanaticism

4. Misogyny

5. Tribal intolerance

6. Insensitivity

7. Lack of empathy

8. Pessimism

And many more...


I don't like men who don't read...

Who don't love pets, esp dogs...

Who are basic...boring...

Who don't enjoy adventures...

Who don't think out of the box...

Who don't love science and tech...

And many more...