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Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by shineeye1: 7:01pm On Nov 10, 2023
OLAADEGBU:


Daily Mail

Tell me, how many inches is needed in order to marry?
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by shoboy9: 7:09pm On Nov 10, 2023
that's easy. ANNUL the marriage.
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by OBIDIENTNAIJA: 7:10pm On Nov 10, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
Na penis you marry abi na the person? See people don't understand what love really is and heys! Before you come and start telling me how sex is equally important in marriage, let me breath! Sex this, sex that.. let financial challenges come youll know that even that your over hyped sex can not save your marriage.

It's only true love, commitment and the decision to be with this person that can weather any storm or challenge (apart from cheating) in marriage. Where these three are lacking, forget, common misapplication of tooth paste can crash the marriage.

I've dated a man with a small p before. those days of searching for a life partner ( before I rededicated my life to God) and I never saw it as a problem because I loved and just wanted to be with him. That didn't count as long as I was happy but the mumu started seeing another girl and that's the only thing that can make me leave a man; cheating. He didn't know I found out and after I left him, he started begging saying please come back, na only you be my size. Huh . So you know? I say no, go and meet those boreholes because they are giving you money, Ewu. He gathered all his family on the phone begging, meanwhile my last ex was already toasting me in the bus on my way to the camp while on the call. grin. Na so I cut phone face the new bobo wen I don dey eye for choir since. grin

If he didn't cheat with that his small p, I probably would have still been with him. tongue.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You sef 😋😋. Well, I would have done the same. I hate cheating it's very dangerous. It can cost a partner's life. 😏😏

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Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by TOPCRUISE(m): 7:12pm On Nov 10, 2023
My pastor will still blame the newly wed. And say she is not sensitive enough. And did not do her investigation very well. He will even try to brainwash her that marriage is not about big penis. Yeye man.
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by OBIDIENTNAIJA: 7:13pm On Nov 10, 2023
Tjra:

Hahahaha grin

At least e big pass Taylor89 own.

I learnt the mofo is even a Gay'ass nigga.
Stop that. Stop using style to check him out. He's not a gay. 😏😏😏
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by OBIDIENTNAIJA: 7:15pm On Nov 10, 2023
Jennyclay:
Money
Sex
Love

If I can’t get enough of these 3 things I listed above from a man, I would gladly leave the relationship/marriage undecided.
I always know you love dickk so much. But you'll be here hating on men. Chai. You don cast yourself las las. You women can't stay 4months without our sweet penis. 😋😋😋
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Babastrong(m): 7:16pm On Nov 10, 2023
[quote author=Jennyclay post=126896090]Money
Sex
Love

If I can’t get enough of these 3 things I listed above from a man, I would gladly leave the relationship/marriage undecided.[ Good girl.
i love se$ too.]
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Vision101(m): 7:22pm On Nov 10, 2023
@Myer

There's nothing new under the sun.
If it was an intentional deceut on the part of the man, then that was not fair. She definitely should feel cheated. But could be the man was ashamed.
However there are solutions to this. They simply need to go for marriage counselling.

Test-running is inexcusable both for man and woman especially if you're a believer.
For a believer, whatever comes your way is for your good as long as you love God. It is for God's glory. Cos God has a reason for it that will end in a testimony.

Interestingly a similar scenario played out in a conversation with a colleague. A couple decided to be celibate till after wedding only for the wife to find husband is micropenial after. She felt so cheated.

God eventually helped her when she opened up to a colleague at work who introduced her to a solution and she and her husband now have a satisfactory sexual life. I didn't really get the details of the solution but some thing herbal I guess.

The challenge is when we don't truly and fully trust God.
The things God can and will do for those who truly trust him, eyes have not seen and ears have not heard them. That's really what births the Miraculous moves of God.

May God not give us tests/trials/temptations beyond what our trust/faith can handle.


@me
What if the pen is totally dead? Will she continue and leave everything in the hands of God?
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Jewessgratitud3: 7:23pm On Nov 10, 2023
OBIDIENTNAIJA:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You sef 😋😋. Well, I would have done the same. I hate cheating it's very dangerous. It can cost a partner's life. 😏😏

My brother. Cheating is as bad as murdering someone. I'm telling you.

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Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by heysquare(m): 7:24pm On Nov 10, 2023
Meaning that the hubby has Pin and not Pen!s
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by pongwa(m): 7:42pm On Nov 10, 2023
OLAADEGBU:


Daily Mail
olosho alert
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Cromagnon: 7:50pm On Nov 10, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
Na penis you marry abi na the person? See people don't understand what love really is and heys! Before you come and start telling me how sex is equally important in marriage, let me breath! Sex this, sex that.. let financial challenges come youll know that even that your over hyped sex can not save your marriage.

It's only true love, commitment and the decision to be with this person that can weather any storm or challenge (apart from cheating) in marriage. Where these three are lacking, forget, common misapplication of tooth paste can crash the marriage.

I've dated a man with a small p before. those days of searching for a life partner ( before I rededicated my life to God) and I never saw it as a problem because I loved and just wanted to be with him. That didn't count as long as I was happy but the mumu started seeing another girl and that's the only thing that can make me leave a man; cheating. He didn't know I found out and after I left him, he started begging saying please come back, na only you be my size. Huh . So you know? I say no, go and meet those boreholes because they are giving you money, Ewu. He gathered all his family on the phone begging, meanwhile my last ex was already toasting me in the bus on my way to the camp while on the call. grin. Na so I cut phone face the new bobo wen I don dey eye for choir since. grin

If he didn't cheat with that his small p, I probably would have still been with him. tongue.

story
You wen De find excuse
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Buharidgeneral: 7:50pm On Nov 10, 2023
Skyview01:
Prayer can do all things.

Just take the micro-pe**nis to God in prayer and tell him you need 10 inches.

Nothing is impossible with him.

You mean it😂😂

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Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by YourGFsnatcher: 7:58pm On Nov 10, 2023
Jennyclay:
Money
Sex
Love

If I can’t get enough of these 3 things I listed above from a man, I would gladly leave the relationship/marriage undecided.
Then come my way. I got you
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Olarewaju89: 7:59pm On Nov 10, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
Na penis you marry abi na the person? See people don't understand what love really is and heys! Before you come and start telling me how sex is equally important in marriage, let me breath! Sex this, sex that.. let financial challenges come youll know that even that your over hyped sex can not save your marriage.

It's only true love, commitment and the decision to be with this person that can weather any storm or challenge (apart from cheating) in marriage. Where these three are lacking, forget, common misapplication of tooth paste can crash the marriage.

I've dated a man with a small p before. those days of searching for a life partner ( before I rededicated my life to God) and I never saw it as a problem because I loved and just wanted to be with him. That didn't count as long as I was happy but the mumu started seeing another girl and that's the only thing that can make me leave a man; cheating. He didn't know I found out and after I left him, he started begging saying please come back, na only you be my size. Huh . So you know? I say no, go and meet those boreholes because they are giving you money, Ewu. He gathered all his family on the phone begging, meanwhile my last ex was already toasting me in the bus on my way to the camp while on the call. grin. Na so I cut phone face the new bobo wen I don dey eye for choir since. grin

If he didn't cheat with that his small p, I probably would have still been with him. tongue.


You funny sha grin

Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Basiliun: 8:05pm On Nov 10, 2023
Micro penis or giant penis: the question should be could he get you pregnant with It?

The size does not necessarily count but the performance, though some ladies prefers it big, but assuming you do not get pregnant with that giant stuff, which one would had been better?
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Nobody: 8:20pm On Nov 10, 2023
Buharidgeneral:

You mean it😂😂

You don't believe?

O ye of little faith!

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Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Nobody: 8:22pm On Nov 10, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
Na penis you marry abi na the person? See people don't understand what love really is and heys! Before you come and start telling me how sex is equally important in marriage, let me breath! Sex this, sex that.. let financial challenges come youll know that even that your over hyped sex can not save your marriage.

It's only true love, commitment and the decision to be with this person that can weather any storm or challenge (apart from cheating) in marriage. Where these three are lacking, forget, common misapplication of tooth paste can crash the marriage.

I've dated a man with a small p before. those days of searching for a life partner ( before I rededicated my life to God) and I never saw it as a problem because I loved and just wanted to be with him. That didn't count as long as I was happy but the mumu started seeing another girl and that's the only thing that can make me leave a man; cheating. He didn't know I found out and after I left him, he started begging saying please come back, na only you be my size. Huh . So you know? I say no, go and meet those boreholes because they are giving you money, Ewu. He gathered all his family on the phone begging, meanwhile my last ex was already toasting me in the bus on my way to the camp while on the call. grin. Na so I cut phone face the new bobo wen I don dey eye for choir since. grin

If he didn't cheat with that his small p, I probably would have still been with him. tongue.


How did you come to the realization that he had a micro-pe*nis?

Care to share?
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Albertone(m): 8:30pm On Nov 10, 2023
Persephone1:
And she said "went to town with him"

Nne una no even reach doorpost ,which town? grin grin

Shey you know you have small ass too?

Don't castigate anyone cos you get your own for body o.
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Burgerlomo: 8:36pm On Nov 10, 2023
Abeg my good people wetin be micropenis again 😂
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Nobody: 8:54pm On Nov 10, 2023
Albertone:


Shey you know you have small ass too?

Don't castigate anyone cos you get your own for body o.
Anybody who reads this will think you have seen me before not knowing that nah imagination wan kill you.
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by bonnyhope: 9:05pm On Nov 10, 2023
Tjra:

Hahahaha grin

At least e big pass Taylor89 own.

I learnt the mofo is even a Gay'ass nigga.

You will be charged for personality defamation
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Albertone(m): 9:14pm On Nov 10, 2023
Basiliun:
Micro penis or giant penis: the question should be could he get you pregnant with It?

The size does not necessarily count but the performance, though some ladies prefers it big, but assuming you do not get pregnant with that giant stuff, which one would had been better?

The penis for a woman is to procreate and pleasure. If it does only 1 of these 2 functions, there will be problem.
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Achor1111(m): 9:16pm On Nov 10, 2023
izonborn098:
How can two sensible people marry without test the gun with bullet..
Microfinance, microbiology ni.
Microphone kó
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Albertone(m): 9:16pm On Nov 10, 2023
Persephone1:
Anybody who reads this will think you have seen me before not knowing that nah imagination wan kill you.

Some of us have known you since the days of Ariza.

Even you no fit deny say your ass no be flatinö
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Numerouno94(m): 9:22pm On Nov 10, 2023
sisisioge:
It is well fa....she no see am before marriage? She should biko please o....na person go sha marry the man abi no be human being he be grin

It's wickedness. Explain and show ur fiancee be4 u tie the nut. If she is meant for u she will stay and work out a solution 2gether wit u. This is an act of wickedness and selfishness on his part.
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by lomaxx: 9:23pm On Nov 10, 2023
Myer:


There's nothing new under the sun.
If it was an intentional deceut on the part of the man, then that was not fair. She definitely should feel cheated. But could be the man was ashamed.
However there are solutions to this. They simply need to go for marriage counselling.

Sometimes I wonder if people think. A woman was intentionally deceived into a marriage by someone with a micropenis and you’re here saying the solution is marriage counseling.

The marriage was built in deceit. There is nothing to counsel.
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Nobody: 9:25pm On Nov 10, 2023
Albertone:


Some of us have known you since the days of Ariza.

Even you no fit deny say your ass no be flatinö
So?
Did the days of Ariza had her pictures flying all over Nairaland?

Abeg if you wan famz do am reasonably undecided
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by correctguy101(m): 9:29pm On Nov 10, 2023
RepoMan007:
Maybe there should be penis measurement agencies that measure penis and alert people of unusual size or create awareness for penis size plaque.

Since you're a RepoMan , I'll start avoiding you. To avoid any Repo Job done on my royal self... cheesy

You read the book; Repossession Man ?
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Albertone(m): 9:32pm On Nov 10, 2023
Persephone1:
So?
Did the days of Ariza had her pictures flying all over Nairaland?

Abeg if you wan famz do am reasonably undecided

You're not as anonymous as you think.

No be you dem dey advise to wear flare skirt because of your flat "arse"(as you typed it that day)? Na Poco even give you that advice that day.

Why will I famz you? Normally I do feel you when I see your posts, but famz??
Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by amodu(m): 9:59pm On Nov 10, 2023
What is your definition of micropenis

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