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FuckingMachine:
Look at him & understand why.
Fat, short with a small preeq.

No be lie

Even the NL guys that can’t be confident enough to choke woman Dey here Dey form alpha🤣😂😂🤣
Nonsense and ingredient

Offpointng:
5years Just for a lady?? not even for ah million dollars?? you don't even know if she's gon give you peace. Dang, that nigga is a shame to whatever he represents

If I was a Military HOS a decree will be given that simps be shot dead just immediately cuz they a pollution

Bros no be only you Dey vex for that Simp

Simps are really damaging things in the world. I'll never marry a woman I chased for even 1yr, con be 5years. Honestly Simps and paternity fraudsters should be given death penalties or atleast 10yrs jail time. Someone should help me bring my Samantha124 back

Mhizzard:
in the first place,men are different;you ain't him.he is the one that knows the reason why that made him went into that long journey

Another simp

Maria96:
Thoughts

U fuckkk up and u are wickings
When she go show you her true colour
U will 30 years will be remove from your life

Hezmatosky:
That's why you still remain unmarried. Ozwai

Can't believe u just came across the best spelling of ozwai

LOL.

I don't even need a woman to snub. Even delayed repeated replies or not keeping to time and I'd ditch you. Archive the conversation like it never happened and/or hide it from my "online" contacts so I don't get tempted to reinitiate a conversation. If she ever reinitiates the conversation, I'd either snub or play hard-to-get if she's persistent.

What sort of low self-esteemed men do we have these days? While she was snubbing you, some lesser man who knows the game was screwing her senseless and snubbing her.


Have the abundance mentality! There was millions of single and willing women on the internet.

Metrofox:
Can't believe u just came across the best spelling of ozwai

Sor ima be nsi bia?

Hezmatosky:
Sor ima be nsi bia?

ahaba

This guy is shot, I'm not surprised

SIMP! Pray, she doesn't snob you again in future.

In a plot twist that could only be described as Shakespearean mixed with a touch of Marvel superhero origin story, our oga has defied the odds, conquered the abyss of rejection, and emerged victorious in the game of love!

While mere mortals might have thrown in the towel after a week of being ignored, our man strapped on his cape of resilience, donned his armor of determination, and charged headfirst into the battlefield of unrequited affection for half a decade!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Witnesses said he dodged rejection bullets, leaped over barriers of indifference, and somersaulted through the flaming hoops of emotional distance, all in pursuit of the elusive lady's heart!

Experts are now considering whether he should be nominated for a Nobel Prize in SIMPING or awarded the title of 'The Unbeatable SIMP.' Either way, the man who turned a five-year snub into a lifetime commitment has earned his place in the Hall of Epic SIMPS Stories! 💑🏆

This is not just a marriage; it is a symphony of persistence in the face of indifference, and a lesson to us all: Never underestimate the power of someone crazy enough to wait for a girl for half a decade.

Stay tuned for the next chapter in this extraordinary love saga, as our hero now navigates the uncharted territory of marital bliss after half a decade of relentless pursuit!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Simps are diseases we must eradicate from the Surface of the planet

Kobojunkie:
He stalked her for 5 years and then eventually he got her. Let's hope they do not end up regretting it at some point.

Not everyone will end up like you.

Metrofox:
ahaba

Wene, oga adili na nma. Awele bu nkei. Ajor ahu ga egbu ndi ofe nmanu

Hezmatosky:
You're not romantic, i can see. For you to open mouth to say one week is too much to win a girls heart, bro you need a re-orientation. You gat a bad one. Besides, i maybe speaking with a teenager since unknowingly😡

You are texting with a father of 2 kids!, what you call romance is stupidity, chasing a fellow human other men might have used and dumped for 5 years!?, Osim romantic 🤡 🤣... Ned Nwoke didn't win Regina Daniels by romance, go and chase money and leave frivolities!

Caleycash:
You are speaking with a father of 2 kids, what you call romance is stupidity, chasing a fellow human other men might have used and dumped for 5 years??, 😆 🤣, Ned Nwoke didn't win Regina Daniels by romance, go and chase money and leave frivolities!

Na poverty dey do you. Probably, you fit still never chop since morning. Must you chase money all the time? Ready to go jail o, you'll soon tell us weda na charm ned take win regina heart

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Farfalla:
LMAO!

Every Nairaland male is now forming Alpha King, when we all know that most of them are just a bunch of sissies.

I have know you for two years. 3 more years to go

Hezmatosky:
Na poverty dey do you. Probably, you fit still never chop since morning. Must you chase money all the time? Ready to go jail o, you'll soon tell us weda na charm ned take win regina heart

Now you are digressing to another topic you have no anchor at, you can PM and let's meet then you tell me how much you worth, mere seeing me you'll ascertain how much I worth, una go come online with una chivalry rubbish of worshipping women, you have a long way to go boy!, go and chase money and quit fooling around with romance 😆 🤣

If I say hi to a woman and she doesn't reply I don't send her any message again, not even in my dream.

I just hope the guy won't regret this, maybe someone broke her heart and she had to settle down with the second choice because menopause is fast approaching.

He should be ashamed, please if there is next life don't come back as a man. Mugu

Caleycash:
We all know there's nothing special about anyone you waited for 5 years to reply your text!, we are all humans and not perfect!, we die and rot away after procreation, sharing love and companionship, so why put your life on hold for someone that's flesh and blood like you for good 5 years??, omo that his choice is a very foolish and low one, I reiterate he's pathetically despicable and I have nothing to wish fools, he'll see the repercussions of his folly soon, make him better keep money one side for DNA, no be today we dey dating and relationship matter and no one is worth you waiting for even 1 week without positive response!

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This is what's wrong with the world today...
We have our lives to live and choices to make but we condemn that of others....
I'm sure you have made some very funny decisions in life that no one insulted you for....
If he is comfortable waiting for the woman of his dreams, then let's wish him well...
Personally for me, I can't wait for a woman's response for more than 1 day... I grow uninterested no matter how pretty she is but that is me....
I can't call someone who decided to spend his time to wait foolish...... The same thing applies to religion... We want to force our ways and beliefs on others which should not be

Spare tire husband.

[quote author=Caleycash post=127444548][/quote]what is the trashe you quoted??

Offpointng:
5years Just for a lady?? not even for ah million dollars?? you don't even know if she's gon give you peace. Dang, that nigga is a shame to whatever he represents

If I was a Military HOS a decree will be given that simps be shot dead just immediately cuz they a pollution

A valuable woman/man is worth the wait.
Unfortunately such women/men are hard to come by in this generation.

When you meet what you've been searching for in a man/woman, you'll understand.
And please, this is not about money or good sex. But the things that matter more.

Caleycash:
Now you are digressing to another topic you have no anchor at, you can PM and let's meet then you tell me how much you worth, mere seeing me you'll ascertain how much I worth, una go come online with una chivalry rubbish of worshipping women, you have a long way to go boy!, go and chase money and quit fooling around with romance 😆 🤣

Worship women?
Make i kuku blow your mind. I love woman pass money, especially those with massive endowments. I can do anything to get them. Because of woman, i leave monday work follow woman go church and the end justifies the sacrifice. Try and heal yourself from this virus of hating women ok. They're gorgeous. In fact, woman is one of the best gifts of God to mankind. Love them, chase them, steal them from anybody and run with them. They worth every sacrifice. Thats why men go on their kneels to propose to them. They're angels on earth. Always love women so that your life will be long

Kobojunkie:
He stalked her for 5 years and then eventually he got her. Let's hope they do not end up regretting it at some point.

She decided to marry him because her other options were no more available.

Kobojunkie:
Nonsense...it ain't low self esteem. Just that he probably had his heart made and stuff.

No, she agreed because all her other options were not ready or have married other better girls and age is catching up with her, just as age us catching up with you.

Holluwhakemmy:
Jealousy

Kemi,na me you dey follow yarn like that?

O ma jegba!!!

What's cooking for Christmas, goat or cow?

luminouz:
Kemi,na me you dey follow yarn like that?

O ma jegba!!!

What's cooking for Christmas, goat or cow?

E saanu mi o e ma naa mi o. Goat meat for Christmas then Cow for new year