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Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by CandidAdmin(m): 7:26pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Best pick up lines when wooing a lady. 1. Me: do you want to know why Solomon had 700 wives? Lady: why? Me: because he never met you! 2. Me: Girl you remind me of the twenty letters of the alphabets Lady: there are twenty-six actually. Me: sorry about that, how can I forget U R A Q T! Lady: that's twenty-five actually, still remains one. Me: Silly me, you can have the D later! NB: Q T sounds like cutie. While D means d**k. 3. Me: do you have name... Or can I just call you mine? SHARE YOURS GUYS! Mynd44 Nlfpmod 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Little21: 7:29pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Lame 2 Likes |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Jeon(f): 7:33pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Lame Can I say a poem for you? To Adam He gave EveTo Abraham He gave SarahAnd to me, He gave you. I am a fallen angel, I was throw out of the Heaven to look for the missing star. I lost my phone contact, can I have urs please. the weather of Nigeria, can never allow Men to have IQ and romantic is far from Nigerian Men. 16 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by brain54(m): 7:36pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Does ya mama sell firewood... Cos your lines are so dry! 2 Likes |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by brain54(m): 7:39pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Jeon:When you were thrown down from heaven... Did you hit your head on a tree? 3 Likes |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Obainoman6: 7:42pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Baby i have a very big prick. 1 Like |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Obainoman6: 7:43pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Jeon: Common keep quiet 2 Likes |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by FalseProphet1(m): 7:44pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Send me you account number. Nothing works faster on Nigerian girls like that statement. This I have seen. 13 Likes |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Jeon(f): 7:48pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Obainoman6:En pain you. learn to be romantic and playful sometimes. 10 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Savedday2: 7:50pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
U don't need that for a 9ja girls. All u need to do is show them money but don't give them shi-shi. Ensure to scatter their kpekus. They are very useless gender. All of them 5 Likes |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Obainoman6: 7:51pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Jeon: Who wants to be romantic to a very bitter person like you, you don't deserve good things ozzuor 1 Like |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Jeon(f): 7:51pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
brain54:No, cuz Mount Hermon was there to secure. 12 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Jeon(f): 7:52pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Obainoman6: En still pain. you that's sweet what romantic line did you dropped apart from the useless sexual vulgar words that are normally filled in the brain of a typical Nigerian man. 9 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Obainoman6: 7:55pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Jeon: See this furstrated single mother of 2, this washing hand towel. Jeon which one did your baby father said to you before the raping incident happened ? |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Jeon(f): 8:10pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Obainoman6:Ur pain in life is too much. And you don't have anything to say rather than bringing your mom's histories to me. What is filled in the brain of a typical Nigerian man as usual. Heal up. 8 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Obainoman6: 8:25pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Jeon:You that is carrying hiv, gonorrhea and ptsd from the brutal rape that your elder brother nearly tore your pussy to shreds. I hope your chapter will not closed with sniper |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Jeon(f): 8:32pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Obainoman6: I don't have time replying a Bastard who was been protected with nylon that was gotten from the dustbin instead of condom during the rape processed ,because ur Star was already written on the wall. It has nothing in it. You are joke and a useless product Heal up. I know say nah hunger dy wip ur stomach like this, that's why u chose to be useless. 11 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Obainoman6: 8:40pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Jeon: At least am not a low ashawo like you broken from childhood. Did you enjoy your brother's dick inside of you, did you enjoy the furious pounding that night? Finally the Cumming. Please go and feed yourself and your kids first before you open your gutter mouth to talk to me you this low lifer. |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Remijuice: 9:16pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Obainoman6:Its a man with hairy balls behind that Monika |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Nicepoker(m): 9:49pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
You don't need all those nonsense. Flash her some notes, she will respond like a new shock absorber always ready to be deployed on demand. |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Vinnie2000(m): 9:53pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
'Fine Girl, I Like you, If you no Like me, Talk Make I VAMOOSE'. |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by allabig(m): 11:24pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
brain54: Haaa bro. |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by allabig(m): 11:25pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Obainoman6:Dry |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Gadafii: 11:40pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Ogun wan kill pick up line ni 😂😫 At these stage of my life I no fit dey toast girl, if our vibes match automatically we will know what we want with each other, so no pretense. I no fit dey find money dey find love. No long cap 2 Likes |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by Smartguyboy(m): 12:22am On Dec 30, 2023 |
How much will it cost me to bleep you ? |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by papyjaypaul: 5:36am On Dec 30, 2023 |
I was told it was going to be a beautiful day, now I know why 1 Like |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by MrBroke(m): 6:38am On Dec 30, 2023 |
Is your father the Liz, cause I agama eyes on you 1 Like |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by DDIA: 9:47am On Dec 30, 2023 |
Jeon: someone born truly out of incest calling someone a bastard. The humor I am seeing few days to the end of 2024 is … |
Re: Best Pick-up Lines When Wooing A Lady! Share Yours Guys! by DDIA: 9:50am On Dec 30, 2023 |
Jeon: Why not say I am 56 year old Mohammed looking for 9 year old Aisha? . |
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