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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Jayden001(m): 4:18pm On Jan 04
UpdatesiOS147:



Naso brother, I don cook tire Comot all air freshener
Can’t even use my perfumes again, bathing soap self is irritating to her, she can wake me up midnight and say she wants fried rice I just Dey pamper and pet her
🤣
We gon be alright bro grin
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by SPAMBOX7: 4:26pm On Jan 04
Remijuice:
Tell her you will be doing DNA once she put to bed. The cravings will slow down.
Aje grin
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by DonationWorld(f): 4:29pm On Jan 04
Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon grin
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am grin
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be

You need to nip it at the bud, I understand that there are craving but this is overboard and she is taking your niceness for granted, if you allow this, it will grow to something you cannot handle in future

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by kevwemike: 4:32pm On Jan 04
Na boy she go Born
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by puremaker7(m): 4:36pm On Jan 04
Bobloco:


So that he won't end up training another man's child
Ajeh
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by AzaHub(f): 4:39pm On Jan 04
Ever8090:
rubish....it is all intentional one slap will bring her to her senses....
Ah ah. Love endures all things.

Never encourage hitting a woman.

Don't say this again.

Be a responsible man. A loving man.

From Azà Hub

Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by TechCapon(m): 4:58pm On Jan 04
Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...
best comment I've seen on this forum in a long while
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by boxypane(m): 4:59pm On Jan 04
I was lucky. My wife is one of those rare ones.
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Kukutenla: 5:03pm On Jan 04
nairalanda1:


Looks like someone did not read my links.

Sorry, but it was nice playing with you. cheesy

Stay free.
Your links did not call it cravings to be eating clay or soil. It was referred to as a primitive practice among black women and I won't be surprised if it's a lie cause I've never heard of such weird thing

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by delishpot: 5:08pm On Jan 04
Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon grin
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am grin
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be

Smiles. Well done bro. Just do your best to make her comfortable. A lot of women are very hyper sensitive to smells during this time. In my home that time even washing clothes with perfumed soaps were banned. Madam will be in the living room and tell you the ingredients in someone's food from 1000 miles away. Bathing was with plain water, no fish, no meat, no crayfish in foods either grin grin. Wasn't easy but I know if she can help it she will prefer to be her normal self.
By her 2 ND trimester things would calm down.

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Silentgroper(m): 5:13pm On Jan 04
Lol .. op na jjc ...

the whole craving thing na scam ...
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Silentgroper(m): 5:14pm On Jan 04
she doesn't have protruded belly yet, she's getting cravings
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Southwestidiot: 5:14pm On Jan 04
Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon grin
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am grin
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be
Welcome to the league
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Kukutenla: 5:17pm On Jan 04
nairalanda1:


Does not work like that. Sponsored for what? To sell drugs, or to oppress african men? One of the papers even states that white women have pica.

Ask your gynaecologist about such cravings when your wife is pregnant. It is a hormonal thing, and it would vanish in due course. There is no 'treatment or drugs' so it isn't a plot, plus a lot of women luckily don't have it. And it is a bit distressing to some of the sufferers.

And it happens in the developed world. (One white American gynaecologist once found out a patient of his was eating starch..the starch they use to straighten out clothes...she was pregnant).
Dey lie small small
That junk of an article says it's prevalent among black women. Now we all know Nigeria has the highest population of black people in the world. How come we've never heard of such in Nigeria.
Plus starch is not poisonous or toxic like stones or soil or clay (starch and banga is a delicacy) but a woman eating laundry starch while pregnant is exposing herself to some health risk.

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by nairalanda1(m): 5:18pm On Jan 04
Kukutenla:

Your links did not call it cravings to be eating clay or soil. It was referred to as a primitive practice among black women and I won't be surprised if it's a lie cause I've never heard of such weird thing

In other words, you don't believe because you think it is a black man being attacked thing.

The problem of women eating strange things in pregnancy is a global thing. It affects women of all races and colors. It's not just a black person thing.

I have known of this issue for years.

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by nairalanda1(m): 5:18pm On Jan 04
Kukutenla:

Dey lie small small
That junk of an article says it's prevalent among black women. Now we all know Nigeria has the highest population of black people in the world. How come we've never heard of such in Nigeria.
Plus starch is not poisonous or toxic like stones or soil or clay (starch and banga is a delicacy) but a woman eating laundry starch while pregnant is exposing herself to some health risk.

And a good evening to you.
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Bahamas95(m): 5:20pm On Jan 04
I am presently experiencing similar situation, women are trying sha......I understand my wife perfectly, she's not being wicked.


Whenever she demands for something I always make sure I try my best to make it available.


She just demanded for akara now, I wanna go and buy it.

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Kukutenla: 5:27pm On Jan 04
nairalanda1:


In other words, you don't believe because you think it is a black man being attacked thing.

The problem of women eating strange things in pregnancy is a global thing. It affects women of all races and colors. It's not just a black person thing.

I have known of this issue for years.
Can you give example of such happening in nigeria cause I've never heard of it and I've known so many pregnant women? How come it's only black pregnant woman in a London Borough that have been seen eating stones, soil and clay?
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by yahoodetector: 5:31pm On Jan 04
delishpot:


Smiles. Well done bro. Just do your best to make her comfortable. A lot of women are very hyper sensitive to smells during this time. In my home that time even washing clothes with perfumed soaps were banned. Madam will be in the living room and tell you the ingredients in someone's food from 1000 miles away. Bathing was with plain water, no fish, no meat, no crayfish in foods either grin grin. Wasn't easy but I know if she can help it she will prefer to be her normal self.
By her 2 ND trimester things would calm down.

Dey whine yourself

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by delishpot: 5:39pm On Jan 04
yahoodetector:


Dey whine yourself

Why you dey vex for me na? grin
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by nairalanda1(m): 5:40pm On Jan 04
Kukutenla:

Can you give example of such happening in nigeria cause I've never heard of it and I've known so many pregnant women? How come it's only black pregnant woman in a London Borough that have been seen eating stones, soil and clay?
Kukutenla:

Dey lie small small
That junk of an article says it's prevalent among black women. Now we all know Nigeria has the highest population of black people in the world. How come we've never heard of such in Nigeria.
Plus starch is not poisonous or toxic like stones or soil or clay (starch and banga is a delicacy) but a woman eating laundry starch while pregnant is exposing herself to some health risk.

Have a good day

(FIN).
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Smithwilliams826: 5:42pm On Jan 04
Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon grin
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am grin
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be
Oga shut up jare, just open mouth dey lie. 12am kor, like say only you fit Waka for 9t. They even pushed it to front page.

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 5:55pm On Jan 04
imagrg:
When she ask for crazy things again, just turn her around with style, hold her close to yourself from behind, shift her panties to the left and gently insert your gbola from the back. Stroke her gently until you hear her moan in pleasure. Then release your cum and tell her you love her. You can even go further to get some milk from her bogus booboos.
She would relax and ask no more of the said crazy things! grin

Crazy but you made me laugh so hard.
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by MonTaNa92: 6:06pm On Jan 04
U 4got to mention the yeye nollywood movies wey dem dey watch up and down.. Nonesense
Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by G00dharddick: 6:17pm On Jan 04
Jayden001:

I just made a post and u jumped in, now u claim you are advising me. Who made u my special adviser? I can't remember asking you for that. You might as well refuse to give ur wife food, it's none of my fvcking business.
Quote me a million times, I won't reply u again. Peace!

You didn't say your wife dude, you said your girl, meaning your gf. Oga tell her you'll be doing DNA test on the child as soon as she put to Birth. Then watch how all those her stupid irrelevant cravings will stop gradually.

The fear of DNA test is the beginning of wisdom. U think you're the only one knacking her before she became pregnant? Dey play

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by G00dharddick: 6:22pm On Jan 04
intruder15:


You clearly don't have a child yet. When you are married and have your first child, we can then revisit this quote.

You're saying rubbish.

Oga is this gen z generation women the first to get pregnant and give birth to children? Dude did all these nonsense happen during the era of our mothers? So what nonsense are you saying?

Oga our mothers with their pregnancy didn't even make any useless noise let alone cravings for any stupid thing. They even went to farms, markets and even prepared meals and served their husbands despite being heavily pregnant.

But today, these gen z generation women won't allow us hear word because they're pregnant. Are they the first to get pregnant? Will they be the last generation of women to get pregnant? What's all these unnecessary foolish irrelevant stupid cravings for? It's your kinds that promotes and applaud these women into continuing this foolishness. Social media has also contributed to this stupidity.

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by G00dharddick: 6:28pm On Jan 04
tuzle:
omo make my wife no they this one with me o. I hate anything like shouting like I despise it so much.

It's like this is a thread for Simp weak Men. I'm out!

Imagine what a supposed man of the house is saying. I weep on your behalf bro. I hope you'll regain your manliness quickly. You can swallow the redpill or keep acting like the weak man you are

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by VaginaAcademic: 7:15pm On Jan 04
Your problem just dey start who no go no know
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by OdefaGirl(f): 7:23pm On Jan 04
Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...


Yen yen yen..... Come and get pregnant nah if e easy for you.

You could have made your point without downgrading the female genders. Your own sef go worse. Comot for road make we see abeg. Women that brings forth lives and their system changes automatically without their permissions. What you should talk about is... Everything should be done in moderation and love. I won't allow hubby to leave by 1am to go buy me whatever because of cravings. So if you don't know what to say... Shut up

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Jayden001(m): 7:33pm On Jan 04
Smithwilliams826:
Oga shut up jare, just open mouth dey lie. 12am kor, like say only you fit Waka for 9t. They even pushed it to front page.
I no live for village boss. My area is live 24/7
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by mrpassionate(m): 7:34pm On Jan 04
Nah so e bi o. Make sure u have all Aboki Kiosk location at the back of your hands, just incase, she will ask for Bitter Cola, and Colanut.

For 4 month all fruits vendors in my area knows who I was bcuz of Garden Eggs, Oranges.. She must put something for mouth and can just be anything. Lol😂🤣🤣


Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon grin
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am grin
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be

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