I just got back from my multi billion dollar partnership deal with Sportybet last night and decided to wash it down with a nice kpekus so I scanned Ipodo axis and found this Hajjia with big bumbum strolling down the road.

I should have known something was off because of her deep voice but I thought it was just hormones. Also, when she went to pee when we got home, I peeped my bathroom crack for her boobs but lo and behold, she was backing the peep hole while standing to pee.

I ignored it that maybe it was Islamic customs for female pee or she knew I might be peeping.


I slept off without touching her because I was too tired so the next morning she woke me up with a hot slap to settle her. I said I won't pay a dime because we didn't do anything so she started shouting. So I said we should do something but she refused that she only bleeps at night. I had to call my neighbour Chukwuebuka and we held her down and lo and behold Chukwuebuka screamed and ran away after he mistakenly grabbed her hairy balls leaving me to my fate.

I followed suit and screamed for help before my landlord ran out of his maid quarters with only boxers along with some passerbys that helped to also apprehended her (now he).

He fought with all his might and I suspect that he must have worked on site as a labourer because he was difficult to subdue.


Hajjia is now Akeem.

Lailai...... this one choke, sotey na slap wake you.
Indeed Nothing person wey dey look for kpekus up and down no go see for this life. See the 'orc' with muscles and chain for leg....

just thinking out loud.....which hole would you have dug into if something had happened in the night?

VeryWickedMan:
I slept off without touching her because I was too tired so the next morning she woke me up with a hot slap to settle her.

Too tired, but had enough energy to "peeped my bathroom crack for her boob"?

Wicked man, tell us what you and Akeem did or pull the other one!

Manigie:
Lailai...... this one choke, sotey na slap wake you.
Indeed Nothing person wey dey look for kpekus up and down no go see for this life. See the 'orc' with muscles and chain for leg....

just thinking out loud.....which hole would you have dug into if something had happened in the night?

I would have screamed for help.
My neighbours love me.

budaatum:


Too tired, but had enough energy to "peeped my bathroom crack for her boob"?

Wicked man, tell us what you and Akeem did or pull the other one!

You don't need energy to peep. I'm doing it right now as I'm typing...

VeryWickedMan:


You don't need energy to peep. I'm doing it right now as I'm typing...

You still must pay for his time and sleeping next to him.

VeryWickedMan:


You don't need energy to peep. I'm doing it right now as I'm typing...

You only need skills

budaatum:


Too tired, but had enough energy to "peeped my bathroom crack for her boob"?

Wicked man, tell us what you and Akeem did or pull the other one!

Stop it!!!

VeryWickedMan:


I would have screamed for help.
My neighbours love me.

Of course, though I meant , with she turning out to be a man, where would you have put your JT?

c framed story? fake man with fake story

Manigie:
Lailai...... this one choke, sotey na slap wake you.
Indeed Nothing person wey dey look for kpekus up and down no go see for this life. See the 'orc' with muscles and chain for leg....

just thinking out loud.....which hole would you have dug into if something had happened in the night?

backyard

“Difficult to subdue” ….hahahhahahahhah😂😂😂😂😂
Omg you are a good writer. I laughed my heart out!

U are very lucky dat dese Anthony Joshua nor kill u wen u dey sleep for nite.

E get yansh

Thank God you wrote graphic you for pay for the food wey I vo**it. You should be thanking your stars that there were neighbors around, one on one this guy for beat you faint.

This is very graphic and irritating

this is fucking funny bro

VeryWickedMan:


You don't need energy to peep. I'm doing it right now as I'm typing...

Is that a shrine you're peeping into? 😭

Lol I just remembered 1 dollar is going to 2k

bola4dprec:

Stop betting

Show me where I played bet.
I don't play bet

I can see the muscles even inside dat black dress.

Op. How much u pay? Coz u dey pay 2 straff inside dis gbege called Nigeria?

You almost straf DJ🐔

Maybe he is transgender. You never can tell, it was the inner she in him that hooked up with you.

Looking at the picture, she looked like a he or he looked like a she. As you don jam Ashawo man like this, how we go take solve am

Were you blind? See muscle n you were not smart enough to take note of those features. Probably you might be a gay but pretending because neighbors found you guys out.

Fake story.

Madness everywhere you go!

OP, she be woman... just that she be Igbo. Na so dem women dey look. Strong yansh, strong boobs, yam legs etc...