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Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by BBIA: 10:49pm On Feb 06
Namaster:


grin

The Alarm of Ara-Ekiti, aka FLASH, has spoken.
lol grin
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by TheBillyonaire: 10:49pm On Feb 06
When will Nigeria be ready to bear arms or at least State Police. Until everyone in Ekiti is killed?
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Ola9ja23: 10:52pm On Feb 06
IPOB are in pain bcs the Oba mentioned how the bullet didn't penetrate
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Calitoscassius(m): 10:53pm On Feb 06
Maybe he should introduce his charm maker to the Naigeerian Army they d need this same charm so that boko haramites bullet would not penetrate their bodies grin no need for the Zoo army to waste millions of $$$ on weapons, just hire this charm for cheap.
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Ola9ja23: 10:54pm On Feb 06
See how Obedients are crying on this thread 😂😋🤣

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Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Calitoscassius(m): 10:58pm On Feb 06
Mystery9:

Do you know how many men of God has been shoot at without the bullet penetrating their bodies?
bullshit, i am guessing you were the one who shot them to confirm or witness the bullet didn't enter. Their so called Jesus son of the bloody God was murdered let alone scammers who calls themselves pastors. Men of God my ass! cheesy


Man! You are so gullible!
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by nesphil(m): 11:03pm On Feb 06
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Calitoscassius(m): 11:03pm On Feb 06
seborrhic:

Another clown.
Cite ONE single MOG that was shot at outside his bullet proof car and the bullet failed to kill him,cite JUST ONE.
Don't mind the gullible fuul! grin as if he witnessed the shootings.
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Calitoscassius(m): 11:05pm On Feb 06
Can these charms help get many poor hungry Naigeerians outta poverty?

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Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Caleycash(m): 11:08pm On Feb 06
KashApp:
Pele
Sorry to your mumuness if you believed that rubbish story, no be only bullet no enter am, dey here dey fool yourself!
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Pacesetter123(m): 11:09pm On Feb 06
TheBillyonaire:
When will Nigeria be ready to bear arms or at least State Police. Until everyone in Ekiti is killed?
What about Amotekun?
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by OgaRico(m): 11:26pm On Feb 06
Isacabaaaaaa
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by ObalendeCMS: 11:30pm On Feb 06
Funny how this kind of people with such thought process are made to lead.
Truly, in the land of the blind the one eye man is king.
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by sogosamson(m): 11:31pm On Feb 06
Assuming that the money giving to you as security vote use to buy weapons for the hunters, they shu av save dem but instead they turn dat moni to enrich n sleep with anoder person wife. May dere souls rest in peace. For dat is alive not by ur power, nah God saved u
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Kingrshd3: 11:31pm On Feb 06
GanagiBitrus:

We need to mass produce this juju bullet proof & supply Nigeria Army & also export to earn forex.

Which of the juju abeg 😆
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by tophempire: 11:34pm On Feb 06
The landgrabbers are now in Ekiti 😂😂😂😂 the jokes are on those that said Biafra should not go.

I remember when two northern men killed one of our brother in Akwa Ibom, our boys burnt the two fucking idiots. The matter escalate to the government house as say the head terrorist was in Aso rock na. The state governor sanction the remaining idiots to stop scrap collection or leave the state.

Can your governor do this??
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Gbogbowa: 11:34pm On Feb 06
ONEjoblessGUY:
Jux imagine say nah foreign religion u carry put for head now.......

Probably u would have been long dead too..........
so you have not heard how gun did not penetrate real pst but at least you would have read history how John the beloved was thrown into hot oil and it have no effect on him or peter came out of a properly locked romans prison without open the gates,more so how the angel of God open the prison doors for Paul and Silas and all the prisoner with him by just praising God,you should know more of Daniel in Lions Den.you can also read about Kumuyi and the python or the history of Ayo babalola of CAC.brother God is real and powerful stop deceiving yourself

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Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Major7: 11:46pm On Feb 06
Ilekokonit:


Thank God my Dad told all of us not to believe in juju right from when we were kids. He narrated to us how way before independence, as kids, something went missing and they rounded up all the kids in the surrounding area and took them to a babalawo to use divination to identify who stole the property.

To my Dads amazement, the fraudulent lying babalawo picked my innocent dad as the culprit and from that day, my Dad decided as a young kid never to believe in babalawos or any form of juju and he passed on this invaluable advice to all his kids.

In my own opinion, science is superior to juju because for example, the simplest form of oyinbo science is the humble remote control. As long as it has a battery in it, a remote control will work yesterday, today and tomorrow and that is oyinbo science. on the other hand African juju's efficacy is based on hearsay and third hand information and scare mongering.

I'm yet to meet any Nigerian who has first hand experience or proof that they have seen juju in action and i am not talking of adulterers gumming together during sex which can be explained as penis captivus and just pricking the woman's thigh muscles with a pin will make her tensed vaginal muscles to relax and free the poor sods penis from its vice like grip (similar to when copulating dogs gum together and the look on the male dogs eyes is sheer terror at having his penis captured in his partners den of love but eventually when the bitches muscles relax, the male dogs penis is released and he scampers off to safety at top speed.

Also the so called penis theft can be explained as a form of micro penis. The guy gbola dey very tiny from birth but he wants public sympathy, money donations or he is on a vengeful mission or just plain mischievous hence he cooks up a "cock" and bull story that his penis has been stolen when in actual fact he had a chronic case of micro penis from birth.

I used to tell people in the beer parlours i used to visit that if they could use juju to command a can of beer to defy the laws of gravity and remain suspended in mid air, then i would believe in the existence of juju. Until then its fairy tales.




Even the bible in the book of Ephesians 6:12 spoke about the existence of these forces and you're here speaking ignorantly about them I hope you're spiritually sound to defend yourself when you finally experience one? Juju is real but God is the almighty over all power only in him can you be secured.

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Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by lagosrd: 11:54pm On Feb 06
PoliteActivist:
*Politeness*
You people should stop lying. The man already said he was just lucky as often happens in those type of attacks - some people always escape. You people have carried it to that he disappeared, now it is bullet did not enter, next it'd be he turned into a fly and flew away! Ridiculous people😆

Stop poking what you don't know . If you don't believe it , so be it. And if you're really of age , you will know that stuff are really happening..
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by t2luv1: 11:59pm On Feb 06
PoliteActivist:
*Politeness*
You people should stop lying. The man already said he was just lucky as often happens in those type of attacks - some people always escape. You people have carried it to that he disappeared, now it is bullet did not enter, next it'd be he turned into a fly and flew away! Ridiculous people😆

Oh yeah bullets didn't penetrate his skin. Only Africans believe that crap. Look I have a 16 inch gauge bullet that I can fire from an old US Army civilian stock M16 rifle. If this Oba can sign a waiver that If I shoot him with my rifle and he is still alive I will give him $50K yeah that is fifty thousand Dollars. I can surely afford that without a sweat. GTFOH if truly there is charm you can put on someone that can prevent a bullet from killing that person do you have any idea how much good olde USA will pay to have that put on any army of 200K men? The yearly budget is $788 Billion. Lawd have mercy we will be in a constant war because we know we ain't gonna lose any GI (Government Infantry)
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by ahaz: 12:07am On Feb 07
Kuginzi:


https://dailytrust.com/their-bullets-couldnt-penetrate-my-body-ekiti-monarch-narrates-how-he-escaped-colleagues-killers/

Mr man, simply tell you did the BEN JOHNSON
tactics, than forming terminator wey you no be.
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by DaTruths: 12:09am On Feb 07
Weknowbetter:
They did not enter your body because you weren't shot. Your life for whatever reason was spared

Stop showcasing your ignorance.

The bullets did not enter, that's what he said.
Did he tell you he wasn't shot?

Were you there? Black man matter don tire me.

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Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by tomax026: 12:22am On Feb 07
Omode omo ogun onpe lefo....When u grow up well you will understand africa power
Weknowbetter:
They did not enter your body because you weren't shot. Your life for whatever reason was spared

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Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by tomax026: 12:24am On Feb 07
When u r ready tell me, there are people I know that your bullet wont penetrate ...So send me your contact and your location
t2luv1:


Oh yeah bullets didn't penetrate his skin. Only Africans believe that crap. Look I have a 16 inch gauge bullet that I can fire from an old US Army civilian stock M16 rifle. If this Oba can sign a waiver that If I shoot him with my rifle and he is still alive I will give him $50K yeah that is fifty thousand Dollars. I can surely afford that without a sweat. GTFOH if truly there is charm you can put on someone that can prevent a bullet from killing that person do you have any idea how much good olde USA will pay to have that put on any army of 200K men? The yearly budget is $788 Billion. Lawd have mercy we will be in a constant war because we know we ain't gonna lose any GI (Government Infantry)
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Teeklef(m): 12:30am On Feb 07
t2luv1:


Oh yeah bullets didn't penetrate his skin. Only Africans believe that crap. Look I have a 16 inch gauge bullet that I can fire from an old US Army civilian stock M16 rifle. If this Oba can sign a waiver that If I shoot him with my rifle and he is still alive I will give him $50K yeah that is fifty thousand Dollars. I can surely afford that without a sweat. GTFOH if truly there is charm you can put on someone that can prevent a bullet from killing that person do you have any idea how much good olde USA will pay to have that put on any army of 200K men? The yearly budget is $788 Billion. Lawd have mercy we will be in a constant war because we know we ain't gonna lose any GI (Government Infantry)
People get money on this platform sha. You will cough out over 50 million naira without a sweat? I tuale for you oooo🫡🫡🫡
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by free234free: 12:32am On Feb 07
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by HighTable(m): 12:41am On Feb 07
With BIG Bombs mind you, not metallic bullets, the British bombarded Lagos. Bombs uses kinetic action of all matter around you, including the AIR itself.

hammer567:
IT IS ONLY IN AFRICA THAT WE HEAR OF SUCH.



YET, THE WHITE MAN WAS ABLE TO COLONISE YOUR NEGRO ASS WITH GUNS.
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by TheBillyonaire: 12:47am On Feb 07
Pacesetter123:

What about Amotekun?

By all estimation, those guys are mere hunters,
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by iamtardey: 12:59am On Feb 07
shocked no juju be that?!
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by KnownUnknown: 1:14am On Feb 07
PoliteActivist:
*Politeness*
You people should stop lying. The man already said he was just lucky as often happens in those type of attacks - some people always escape. You people have carried it to that he disappeared, now it is bullet did not enter, next it'd be he turned into a fly and flew away! Ridiculous people😆

Interesting! So you recognize bullshit when it’s not your particular brand of bullshit. Lol

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