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See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by jeromestarks(op): 4:46pm On Feb 12, 2024
Last night, I went to see AFCON final in my girlfriend's house. After the second half, I got hungry and decided to prepare something to eat.
I went into her kitchen and Lo and Behold! I saw huge meat and crates of eggs. Omo! For this economy?

I quickly rushed to cook some eggs and meat in a very delicious stew , then we accompanied it a very smooth Tuwo.


This girl has never seen me cook before. She was surprised!

Though Nigeria lost the match , we had fun all through the night because the food was so so delicious (at least to her anyway).
By my calculations, this food cost about 5k.
How much will it cost you to prepare this?


Forget the table, na backyard we sidown with her potable TV dey watch match.

What do you think about the meal?

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by MatrixReloaded:
Aja ndi muo



Back to sender
jeromestarks:
I will slap you.
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by jeromestarks(op): 4:53pm On Feb 12, 2024
Pix

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by jeromestarks(op): 4:58pm On Feb 12, 2024
More . Not much.

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by jeromestarks(op): 4:59pm On Feb 12, 2024
MatrixReloaded:
Aja ndi muo
I will slap you.
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by jeromestarks(op): 5:01pm On Feb 12, 2024
Men can cook abeg.

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by obiekunie01: 5:01pm On Feb 12, 2024
That spoon meeeeen!!! damn!!

see the food self!! is this soup or stew or what preciselyhuh

swallow and egg!! nyaaammmaaa!!!

naija and poverty na 5 & 6! tufiakwa!!
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Bluezy13(m): 5:04pm On Feb 12, 2024
MatrixReloaded:
Aja ndi muo
Sacrifice for the spirits.

Commonly found at T-junction.
Just add fanta to it since mirinda is no more.
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by jeromestarks(op): 5:05pm On Feb 12, 2024
obiekunie01:
That spoon meeeeen!!! damn!!

see the food self!! is this soup or stew or what preciselyhuh

swallow and egg!! nyaaammmaaa!!!

naija and poverty na 5 & 6! tufiakwa!!
Na my food you insult like this?
Your mama.
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by DaddyRochie1642: 5:07pm On Feb 12, 2024
You should have accompanied that stew with rice not tuwo.
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by jeromestarks(op): 5:08pm On Feb 12, 2024
DaddyRochie1642:
You should have accompanied that stew with rice not tuwo.
Do you know how much is a measure of rice now?
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by jeromestarks(op): 5:08pm On Feb 12, 2024
Bluezy13:
Sacrifice for the spirits.

Commonly found at T-junction.
Just add fanta to it since mirinda is no more.
I will slap you ooo.
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by DaddyRochie1642: 5:10pm On Feb 12, 2024
jeromestarks:
Do you know how much is a measure of rice now?
Oga tell us the truth, was that tuwo and Stew that I'm seeing there as delicious as you claim grin grin
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by obiekunie01: 5:11pm On Feb 12, 2024
jeromestarks:
Na my food you insult like this?
Your mama.
grin grin grin grin
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by jeromestarks(op): 5:12pm On Feb 12, 2024
obiekunie01:
That spoon meeeeen!!! damn!!

see the food self!! is this soup or stew or what preciselyhuh

swallow and egg!! nyaaammmaaa!!!

naija and poverty na 5 & 6! tufiakwa!!
Sharap! It's ewedu - as the Yorubas would call it.
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by jeromestarks(op): 5:12pm On Feb 12, 2024
DaddyRochie1642:
Oga tell us the truth, was that tuwo and Stew that I'm seeing there as delicious as you claim grin grin
Yes naa.
With a little salt Shaa.
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by obiekunie01: 5:15pm On Feb 12, 2024
jeromestarks:
Sharap! It's ewedu - as the Yorubas would call it.
but bros!

how you go take eat ewedu and still finish am with cooked egg!! choi!!!


you and that your girlfriend will kill each other with horrible smelling mess!

Choi!!!
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Demigod22: 5:20pm On Feb 12, 2024
Lol, the spoon is ancient of days.

You tried, men can cook. I cook so well, even in school and at home. During NYSC, guys usually come to my place for me to cook Sunday food, surprisingly, I don't enjoy cooking. I prefer washing of clothes, and cleaning the house.

OP, this food brought back memories of when I was in the North. Let's forget this packaging, those days of struggling was euphoric. Men should do more in the kitchen.
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Bluezy13(m): 5:32pm On Feb 12, 2024
jeromestarks:
I will slap you ooo.
The spirits accepted thy sacrifice and gave thee slapping madness.
Reason your girlfriend ran away.
You slapped her out of her own house.
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by thesicilian: 5:37pm On Feb 12, 2024
This same jeromestarks that claims to be a big boy.
You guys will always inadvertently expose yourselves at the end of the day.
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by jeromestarks(op): 5:49pm On Feb 12, 2024
obiekunie01:
but bros!

how you go take eat ewedu and still finish am with cooked egg!! choi!!!


you and that your girlfriend will kill each other with horrible smelling mess!

Choi!!!
Ewedu no dey cause fart if u cook am with potash. Na she give me dat tip n e work.
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by jeromestarks(op): 5:49pm On Feb 12, 2024
thesicilian:
This same jeromestarks that claims to be a big boy.
You guys will always inadvertently expose yourselves at the end of the day.
So big boy can not visit his girlfriend again?
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by jeromestarks(op): 5:52pm On Feb 12, 2024
Demigod22:
Lol, the spoon is ancient of days.

You tried, men can cook. I cook so well, even in school and at home. During NYSC, guys usually come to my place for me to cook Sunday food, surprisingly, I don't enjoy cooking. I prefer washing of clothes, and cleaning the house.

OP, this food brought back memories of when I was in the North. Let's forget this packaging, those days of struggling was euphoric. Men should do more in the kitchen.
Omo, north sabi mix different things and e go still come sweet.
Those northerners can cook mehnnn.
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by DiskJokeyManic: 5:53pm On Feb 12, 2024
😂😂😂😂
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by jeromestarks(op): 6:02pm On Feb 12, 2024
DiskJokeyManic:
😂😂😂😂
Waitin dey make this one laugh?
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Babamide(m): 6:11pm On Feb 12, 2024
Swallow and egg, you are definitely Ghanaian
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by fidelmarshal199: 6:13pm On Feb 12, 2024
jeromestarks:
So big boy can not visit his girlfriend again?
The problem is not you visiting your gf, the issue is that everything bout the pictures reeks of abject poverty, the plate, spoon. and so on, You even went ahead to dish 3 eggs in a plate at once, Trying so hard to prove a point which isn't there


BTW I hope this girlfriend is a virgin.
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Mercury12(m): 6:15pm On Feb 12, 2024
What's with the eggs?
Are you from Ghana?
Mr marry-a-virgin 🤣
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Anguldi(m): 6:35pm On Feb 12, 2024
IFA sacrifice tongue
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by wethebest(m): 6:35pm On Feb 12, 2024
Ok
Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Blazadenise(m):
Haha for this economy, abi this one no know say egg na 300
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