femi4:
Which of the write up too big for you to comprehend

Communicate next time.

hopefulLandlord:

Exactly bro, exactly

Hmm

APOSTLECHUMA:
MY BROTHER WE ARE IN THE TIME OF GRACE, THAT IS WHY HE HAS BEEN SHOWING YOU MERCY. THE SECOND REASON WHY HE HAS NOT STRUCK YOU DEAD IS THAT HE NEED NOT WASTE HIS POWER ON A DEAD WALKING CORPSE. ORDINARY OXYGEN YOU DEPEND ON TO LIVE DAILY COMES FREE FROM HIM AND IF YOU CONTINUE TO INSULT HIM, HE WILL DESPATCH THE DEMONS OF CANCER, TB, STROKE ETC TO KISS U AS YOU WAKE UP FROM SLEEP ONE MORNING AND THAT WILL BE IT. FROM THEM ON, YOU WILL SEEK HIS FACE AND HE WIL TURN HIS BACK ON YOU AND DEATH WILL PACK U INTO HIS PRESENCE FOR JUDGEMENT. BE CAREFUL, TAI SOLARIN INSULTED GOD REPEATEDLY BUT THE LAST THING HE SAID WHILE DYING ON HIS SICK BED, WAS GOD HELP ME. HE WAS AN ATHEIST AND DIDNT BELIEVE IN GOD. THE MOMENT HE SHOUTED THAT WAS WHEN DEMONS ENCIRCLED HIM TO LEAD HIM DOWN TO HELL AS HE WAS TRYING TO BREATH HIS LAST BREATH. MANY WHO WALKED THIS WAY BEFORE YOU, ARE IN HELL GNASHING THEIR TEETH. IF YOU ARE SERVING SATAN, SATAN YOUR FATHER BELIEVES IN GOD AND TREMBLES WHEN HIS NAME IS MENTIONED.

And Elijah did not realise that the gods of the prophets of baal were in their time of grace when he was mocking their gods and asking them to send fire abi? Dey play you hear

Lawag3:


I pray he leaves you alive so you'll come here and testify.

koolaid87:
@Seun, pls can you modify the Christian-related threads such that it restricts non Christians from commenting.

Thanks.

If you cant, then you're a fvcking BIGOT

We can start a movement on this Nairaland that wld force the owners of the site to yield to our demands.

You don't intentionally give a certain religion undue advantage in a multi religion gathering like Nairaland and dont expect backlash.

I wonder why enough pple are not speaking out.

You mean the virgins whose lives were spared for not committing fornication and prostitution?

I know followers of "prophet" Sex Award Winner (SAW) are morons but I never expected them to be this stupid.

And by the way, it is 100 virgins, not 72.

AntiChristian:


The virgins are in Numbers 31:40.

32 virgins share for your God from war booty!

The Bible addresses the workings of the imagination and the brain.

Revelation is a description of the human endocrine system.

Why are we all so gullible

Spectators:


https://spectatorsng.com/who-are-24-elders-in-heaven-according-to-bible-video/

G00dharddick:
Dear Seun

Why can everyone comment on a Christian thread but one cannot comment on a Muslim thread without asking to be converted to Islam?

To please their Northern Muslim slave masters I guess

...he's omniknowledge. He doesn't need anyone's advice. He acts alone, decides alone and judges alone. The idea that the so called elders decide on behalf of God does mnot hold water. I think their main is just to worship him and proclaim his supremacy.

What happens to 12 tribes of Judah, 12 foundational apostles of Jesus Christ? The 12 elders are before them?

Major7:






Please don't gamble with your eternity ,there's no turning back if you only die to find out the truth

wake up my friend. your mind is being missed with. their is no jesus its the creation of the roman catholic church

G00dharddick:
Dear Seun

Why can everyone comment on a Christian thread but one cannot comment on a Muslim thread without asking to be converted to Islam?

You can request for the same if you consider it necessary. For instance, only those who accept Jesus Christ as their saviour should proceed to comment on your specific Christian topics.

hopefulLandlord:
The idea of heaven is so stupid I wonder how people believe it lol
The Bible doesn't say much about what heaven is supposed to be like. Most of the claims about heaven are exaggerations of the Bible. The Bible says the Gates are made of pearl. What are the gates for? Are they made just as an excuse to irritate clams? Are the gates supposed to keep someone out or to keep souls from escaping?

it also says the streets are paved with gold but the only reason we actually like gold so much and we attach such values to it is because they are rare and difficult to extract. Gold is malleable and can be formed as needed for use in, among others, electronics, dentistry, medical tools, and the defense, aerospace, and automotive industries. Gold is durable and noncorrosive. However gold shouldn't be valuable at all in heaven unless we'd still need to use gold for those things in heaven too which actually makes heaven just another version of earth

The sales pitch for heaven is that there is only happiness and no sorrow. But it also says that many people's loved ones won't be there. Since they can't feel sorrow about that, are they ecstatic that their loved ones are being tortured forever? Either your memories are removed or your human empathy is removed. Is it really you that is left over once some parts of you have been removed?

If life matters to me now, it will always have mattered to me, even when I am gone. Death cannot change that.

Your best hope is to be locked in a gold cage with your memories of having an actual life being erased just so you can kiss ass for eternity.

Life is pleasant, death is serene. The transition might be troublesome but we all have to go through it. You shouldn't fear death so much. Heaven and hell are imaginary. You should reject the indoctrination. Life is much better that way.

To quote a friend: "Heaven's supposed to be this really great place, right? So how come a third of the angels got pissed off??"

try get sense small

AntiChristian:


Elders dey worship God in heaven again?

Are they worshipping the father alone or the father plus son or the trinity together cos Jesus will be at the right side separate from his father!

Where will holy spirit be?

A Christian once told me that God is like the President, Jesus, the deputy and the elders like Senate!

So where is the judiciary? Michael and Gabriel right? Lol.

I like the fact daht u dont need to swear an oath before commenting here, enjoy ur freedom sir/ma'am

G00dharddick:
Dear Seun

Why can everyone comment on a Christian thread but one cannot comment on a Muslim thread without asking to be converted to Islam?

Good point

hopefulLandlord:
The idea of heaven is so stupid I wonder how people believe it lol
The Bible doesn't say much about what heaven is supposed to be like. Most of the claims about heaven are exaggerations of the Bible. The Bible says the Gates are made of pearl. What are the gates for? Are they made just as an excuse to irritate clams? Are the gates supposed to keep someone out or to keep souls from escaping?

it also says the streets are paved with gold but the only reason we actually like gold so much and we attach such values to it is because they are rare and difficult to extract. Gold is malleable and can be formed as needed for use in, among others, electronics, dentistry, medical tools, and the defense, aerospace, and automotive industries. Gold is durable and noncorrosive. However gold shouldn't be valuable at all in heaven unless we'd still need to use gold for those things in heaven too which actually makes heaven just another version of earth

The sales pitch for heaven is that there is only happiness and no sorrow. But it also says that many people's loved ones won't be there. Since they can't feel sorrow about that, are they ecstatic that their loved ones are being tortured forever? Either your memories are removed or your human empathy is removed. Is it really you that is left over once some parts of you have been removed?

If life matters to me now, it will always have mattered to me, even when I am gone. Death cannot change that.

Your best hope is to be locked in a gold cage with your memories of having an actual life being erased just so you can kiss ass for eternity.

Life is pleasant, death is serene. The transition might be troublesome but we all have to go through it. You shouldn't fear death so much. Heaven and hell are imaginary. You should reject the indoctrination. Life is much better that way.

To quote a friend: "Heaven's supposed to be this really great place, right? So how come a third of the angels got pissed off??"

You explain everything with carnality

Even some scientific things are hardly explainable

Spiritual things are very intense

[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=128512554]The idea of heaven is so stupid I wonder how people believe it lol
The Bible doesn't say much about what heaven is supposed to be like. Most of the claims about heaven are exaggerations of the Bible. The Bible says the Gates are made of pearl. What are the gates for? Are they made just as an excuse to irritate clams? Are the gates supposed to keep someone out or to keep souls from escaping?

it also says the streets are paved with gold but the only reason we actually like gold so much and we attach such values to it is because they are rare and difficult to extract. Gold is malleable and can be formed as needed for use in, among others, electronics, dentistry, medical tools, and the defense, aerospace, and automotive industries. Gold is durable and noncorrosive. However gold shouldn't be valuable at all in heaven unless we'd still need to use gold for those things in heaven too which actually makes heaven just another version of earth

The sales pitch for heaven is that there is only happiness and no sorrow. But it also says that many people's loved ones won't be there. Since they can't feel sorrow about that, are they ecstatic that their loved ones are being tortured forever? Either your memories are removed or your human empathy is removed. Is it really you that is left over once some parts of you have been removed?

If life matters to me now, it will always have mattered to me, even when I am gone. Death cannot change that.

Your best hope is to be locked in a gold cage with your memories of having an actual life being erased just so you can kiss ass for eternity.

Life is pleasant, death is serene. The transition might be troublesome but we all have to go through it. You shouldn't fear death so much. Heaven and hell are imaginary. You should reject the indoctrination. Life is much better that way.

To quote a friend: [i]"Heaven's supposed to be this really great place, right? So how come a third of the angels got pissed off??"

When you die your delusion will vanish and your eyes will clear.
It’s just a matter of time.
Fools say in their hearts there is no God (there is no heaven).
The fire of Hell will fix their senility and insanity.
Repent and receive Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour today before it is too late.

johntredon:

How can I blame the govt when you said Jesus loves people and refuses to provide for his loved ones? If I love my son, I will provide everything he needs for him but the reverse is the case with Jesus

LoL, they said Jesus paid the ultimate price for your sins, the sins he would have prevented from creation, so he no longer owes you anything.

Offpoint1:

The heaven idea is questionable, especially when humans thinks it was made for them.

I keep asking why God didn't just create humans in heaven if he needed them there in the first place? Was the purpose of passing through earth? Why didn't angels passed through earth too?

Don't get things twisted, even though the Bible mentions Heaven, where God lives, we aren't told believers are going to live there permanently. We are told He made the earth for us, humans. Yes, there'll be a wedding feast over there and a temporary stay for us, first flight saints especially during the tribulation but the book of revelations ends with the emergence of a new heaven and a NEW EARTH,where the saints will live with Christ Jesus as their King and Light, where there'll be no weeping or sorrow.


Study again please and let me add that you should surrender to the Lordship of Jesus Christ, because He wants you to experience the beauty of a world governed by Himself.

He is patiently allowing time to prove that man can't successfully govern himself or the world, else He could have instituted the New Earth right away.

When man has fully being allowed to try his best and proven to have failed, then He'll take that action that has been preached to you since. God isn't slow, as some count slowness. He just loves humanity so much He doesn't want a single one to perish. That's a scripture paraphrased.

Krismas:
wake up my friend. your mind is being missed with. their is no jesus its the creation of the roman catholic church

That's not actually true,He exist and it will shock you if I tell you I have personally encountered him couple of times ,it was such a wonderful feeling

tunjijones:


We can start a movement on this Nairaland that wld force the owners of the site to yield to our demands.

You don't intentionally give a certain religion undue advantage in a multi religion gathering like Nairaland and dont expect backlash.

I wonder why enough pple are not speaking out.

Although that seems unfair but its an opportunity for the HolySpirit to minister to their hearts through believers posts here. How do we reach them if we cut them off? Nothing they post can draw us away from the love of Christ because unlike the religion they harp about, Christianity is reality. It is partaking of the divine nature of God. When its their time, they'll experience that pulsating reality.

Walai:
Can someone remind me when last a topic from Science and Technology section of naira land made frontpage?

Science and technology will not keep your sons and daughters out of crime like stealing, fighting and so many social vices but religion and culture can.

Lawag3:


Explain the jokes about Christianity?

Add "please" to your request.

Today Na Sunday

johntredon:
Elder in heave are:
Adeboye
Kumuyi
Tb Joshua
Oyedepo
Etc

Don't be surprised if you see them loading tipper truck or breaking stone in heaven

Sleekfingers:




I believe you know that Allah means God in Arabic

If Allah means God in Arabic, is islamic or Quranic allah the same Allah in Arabic Bible?

I believe you are right, the 24 elders, are the combination and unification of the twelve tribes of Israel and the Twelve apostles of Jesus Christ.

I want to be there in that throne room, when the 24 elders have taken their seats.

delpee:


You can request for the same if you consider it necessary. For instance, only those who accept Jesus Christ as their saviour should proceed to comment on your specific Christian topics.

Cc Seun

Valid point!

Seun this would be a great idea. Quickly do the above to make peace reign. Let only those who accept Jesus Christ as their lord and personal saviour should proceed to comment on Christian threads

hopefulLandlord:
The idea of heaven is so stupid I wonder how people believe it lol
The Bible doesn't say much about what heaven is supposed to be like. Most of the claims about heaven are exaggerations of the Bible. The Bible says the Gates are made of pearl. What are the gates for? Are they made just as an excuse to irritate clams? Are the gates supposed to keep someone out or to keep souls from escaping?

it also says the streets are paved with gold but the only reason we actually like gold so much and we attach such values to it is because they are rare and difficult to extract. Gold is malleable and can be formed as needed for use in, among others, electronics, dentistry, medical tools, and the defense, aerospace, and automotive industries. Gold is durable and noncorrosive. However gold shouldn't be valuable at all in heaven unless we'd still need to use gold for those things in heaven too which actually makes heaven just another version of earth

The sales pitch for heaven is that there is only happiness and no sorrow. But it also says that many people's loved ones won't be there. Since they can't feel sorrow about that, are they ecstatic that their loved ones are being tortured forever? Either your memories are removed or your human empathy is removed. Is it really you that is left over once some parts of you have been removed?

If life matters to me now, it will always have mattered to me, even when I am gone. Death cannot change that.

Your best hope is to be locked in a gold cage with your memories of having an actual life being erased just so you can kiss ass for eternity.

Life is pleasant, death is serene. The transition might be troublesome but we all have to go through it. You shouldn't fear death so much. Heaven and hell are imaginary. You should reject the indoctrination. Life is much better that way.

To quote a friend: "Heaven's supposed to be this really great place, right? So how come a third of the angels got pissed off??"

meaningless!!!

G00dharddick:
Dear Seun

Why can everyone comment on a Christian thread but one cannot comment on a Muslim thread without asking to be converted to Islam?

ah...it's like you are new on nairaland, Sheun partiality has no limit ..

Bluezy13:
The Elders are the wise counsel who advise god and deliberate on heavenly and earthly matters of utmost importance.
You know, just like the elders in movies who surround the king/emperor.

If they do not advise god, God will make a mistake and his rulership will be messed up.

Hehehe...look at how I am able to concoct a story that fits into the picture. I should start a church... or better still, my own religion.
After all, everything is a fairytale.

You should see a shrink, not start a church

Antiislaam:


If Allah means God in Arabic, is islamic or Quranic allah the same Allah in Arabic Bible?

Oga, Allah means God. And stop asking idiotic questions