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Whenever I walked past someone sitting down and staring at me,I always have this strong urge to give them a dirty slap on their face.i nearly slapped a lady at the hospital today.pls help,I don't want to get into trouble.

Go psychiatric hospital for yaba for checkup

True true you need help, I will suggest you go to Aro in Abeokuta you go slap you go tire there.

slap someone you’re sure will beat it out of you

Go to the nearest checkpoint or Baracks & slap any soldier sitting down there....

Thank me later.

Try reach Abu Abel and give him a slap bruh…this must definitely cure you Walahi

you need help.we need 2 take our mental health serious

One of the reasons I stop smoking weed is because I feel like slapping people when we talk face to face

Even if u are stronger or richer than me

I feel like slapping u for no reason
🥵

I stopped feeling that way after I quit

Ahmadusmanu:
Whenever I walked past someone sitting down and staring at me,I always have this strong urge to give them a dirty slap on their face.i nearly slapped a lady at the hospital today.pls help,I don't want to get into trouble.

See a psychiatrist, you need some serious mental evaluation.
That's not normal.

you need psychiatric evaluation...

Walk along a Roadside and find a MADMAN.

Then Slap him.

na hunger and lack of balanced diet for 9ja economy dey cos am!

Ahmadusmanu:
Whenever I walked past someone sitting down and staring at me,I always have this strong urge to give them a dirty slap on their face.i nearly slapped a lady at the hospital today.pls help,I don't want to get into trouble.

You have no option than to follow up with that urge of yours, just make the person is a soldier 🪖 and this should occur inside barracks.
Bon Appétit

You called this urge?

Inversion therapy from GTA San Andreas is what you need. You need to face your fear. So when when next you have such urge to slap someone, especially strong looking guy, go ahead and do it. Your problem will be resolved

GanagiBitrus:
Go to the nearest checkpoint or Baracks & slap any soldier sitting down there....

Thank me later.

This is the solution OP. Soldier go beat crase comot for your eye.

This is loud!

Not everyone on the street is normal oh!

Ahmadusmanu:
Whenever I walked past someone sitting down and staring at me,I always have this strong urge to give them a dirty slap on their face.i nearly slapped a lady at the hospital today.pls help,I don't want to get into trouble.

Its a normal thing. You are suffering from a disease called "slappingitis".

If you go chemist, them go give you medication.

With my little knowledge about Psychoanalytic theory, I can tell you that your Id is responsible for this. The Id is the part of your mind that crave for satisfaction at all time and it never cares about the consequences in other to satisfy such thought. Satisfying your Id could land you in trouble. This is where your EGO and SUPER EGO comes in, they constantly counteract your Id and make you see reason why you shouldn't do such. So listen more to your Ego and super Ego.

The thing you must try to stop the urge by slapping someone one day especially a Uniform man or those military men that use to where red beret, that’s the only antidote to kill that urge

Reduce the consumption of the following and thank me later.

Pepper
Red oil
Ewedu
Gbegiri.
Pomp from jacki

Simple solution: next time you see a person, preferably someone your own size, lean into those intrusive thoughts, and slap the shit out of them. What happens next will clear up those thoughts, trust me on this one.

Usmanovic95:
With my little knowledge about Psychoanalytic theory, I can tell you that your Id is responsible for this. The Id is the part of your mind that crave for satisfaction at all time and it never cares about the consequences in other to satisfy such thought. Satisfying your Id could land you in trouble. This is where your EGO and SUPER EGO comes in, they constantly counteract your Id and make you see reason why you shouldn't do such. So listen more to your Ego and super Ego.

Nice one but what does ID means pl?s.and I only just want to slap those ones staring at me 4 no reason.

KingMack:
This man dem arrest am go meet am make e land you then you land am back to see if the urge go fall out again 😏

U this comrade funny walhy.

Ahmadusmanu:
Nice one but what does ID means pl?s.and I only just want to slap those ones staring at me 4 no reason.

The Id is a part of the subconscious part of your mind.The id (Latin for “it”) is oblivious of the external world and unaware of the passage of time. Devoid of organization, knowing neither logic nor reason, it has the ability to harbour acutely conflicting or mutually contradictory impulses side by side. It functions entirely according to the pleasure-pain principle, its impulses either seeking immediate fulfillment or settling for a compromise fulfillment. The Id just want satisfaction and damn the consequences. It can push you to slap a five star army general in the barrack without fist thinking of what the consequences will be.

Consult therapy session.

Try and slap a military man and after what follows I believe the urge will disappear. Trust me

U are not supposed to be allowed to roam alone or move freely.

Something psychologically is obviously wrong with u.

Move to zamfara or Kebbi where male superiority is extolled.

Ahmadusmanu:
Whenever I walked past someone sitting down and staring at me,I always have this strong urge to give them a dirty slap on their face.i nearly slapped a lady at the hospital today.pls help,I don't want to get into trouble.

pointblank247:
Reduce the consumption of the following and thank me later.

Pepper
Red oil
Ewedu
Gbegiri.
Pomp from jacki

How flat is the shape??





How does that head really look like?

Hope you don't smoke weed?

keep reminding yourself that you don't want to be in jail during this very hot season.