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Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by questioner: 3:24pm On Mar 27
Looking back, I have a had 4 threesomes. Since I am not disposed to paying (directly) for sex, they all happened spontaneously, which added to the excitement.
Two happened in my house, one in my hotel room while on a trip and the last in the girl's house (with her lesbo roomie).

The first two still send tingles down my spine whenever I think about them.
Let me tell you about the second one - 100% true story, names and locations might have been changed slightly to conceal identity

To be continued...

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by questioner: 3:28pm On Mar 27
Part 1
One day, After work, I decided to chill in a smallish bar that had a chess board in a corner. There were two girls and a guy on the board.
The guy was playing against one of the girls.

Let start by describing the girls - One was almost perfect, average boobs, average bum, nice figure, a little taller than the average girl.
And her face had a babyish look, unsurprisingly her nickname was "Pretty", for real, that was what everyone called her.

Second girl was a freak of nature, though I have seen babes with bigger boobs but when it comes to the ratio of boobs to body size, I have never seen anything like her, even till now. She was short, slim, almost no butt, but a gigantic breast - crazy.
For this piece, we will call her Busty. She had a wild streak about her.

Both of them were naturals - no bleaching, no weird make up or nails or anything of sorts

Busty was the one playing the game, after observing body language to be sure the guy wasn't scoping them. I requested to join.
The dude asked if I wanted to play him? For where? wetin concern me and you? I said No, I wanted to play against the babe.

So we started playing and I made sure I played rubbish to prolong the game.

The babes told me they just got admission in a media school and were living together.
I requested we left the chess place for another hang out spot closer to where we all lived. Busty quickly agreed

While driving there, Busty made sure she sat in front seat and was all chatty and stuff but by the time We got to the 2nd spot , I had made up my mind to go for Pretty.
Reason - If it was just a one night stand, Busty had the sparks but I was thinking of something that might extend beyond that night.

So at some point in the new place, I cornered Pretty and told her I would want her to go home with me, she said she didn't plan to stay out the night but would think about it.

Immediately we got back to our seat, she just loudly said, "If I am going back with you, that means you will have to go drop my friend home first". I could almost sense some mischief in her voice.
You could see the shock (and disappointment) on Busty's face (probably not used to being second fiddle).

Our table went quiet and some minutes later my brain kicked into gear, I told them my flat was 2 bedroom and I had a friend who sometimes stayed over.
What if we all go back together and I call him to join us - Nobody responded.

15 minutes or so of silence passed, our drinks hardly touched. I told them it was time to head home.
This time around Pretty sat in front, Busty at the back. The drive was eerily silent.

We got home and drama started...

I will only continue this story if I can get at least two people assuring me they are following.

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by questioner: 3:38pm On Mar 27
Part 2
Immediately we got home, I ushered them straight inside my bedroom, Pretty, now with a spring in her step, said she was hungry.
Busty just sat on the bed rather quietly (No chair in my bedroom).

I took Pretty to the kitchen and showed her I had only indomie and eggs and told her to help herself.

I got back to the room and Busty said she needed to shower before sleeping, I hate to share my towel, so I have a medium sized towel for strangers, and gave it to her.

She went into the bathroom fully clothed with the towel in her hand but in less than 5 minutes she was done but this time around her clothes were gone.
And she made a caricature of trying to wrap the towel across her body. Towel wey no even reach for her boobs alone!

Everything was just jiggly wobbly, melons bouncing here, nipple showing there.
I was GONE, my head was sparking in 100 places!!!

She sat at the edge of the bed and requested vaseline. Omo, I don't know how I managed to stand on my shaky legs to get the Vaseline for her.

Immediately she started rubbing, I told her I gats to help her. I dipped my hands in jelly and dived straight for the boobs.
She let out a tiny laugh. I kept rubbing and rubbing the boobs as her nipples got harder.

I couldn't take it again, I dragged her to the inside of the bed.
She wanted to start kissing and stuff, shey na that one by MY PROBLEM? - I dived my face in the boobs like the mad man I had become at that moment.

I was lying on my back with my neck slightly raised, she was on top of me. Till today, I still don't know how my trousers and boxers came off.
whether she did it or I did myself. My brain was working at half mast

I just know while I was sucking mangoes, I felt something warm and moist on my dick, then the rod went completely inside the warm and moist coochie.

I wish I can say I told her to stand and allow me put on a condom but to be honest I was too lost in the whole shebang.


Then she started riding, riding me faster, while I purred on her massive melons. Trust me, it was crazy.

Then werey NEPA decided to show themselves - their Papa carried light while we were at it.

So I had to use my hands to feel the bouncing FIFA balls while she continued sliding in and out.

I bet you all must have temporarily forgot about Pretty the indomie cooker for a minute, I also did in that moment.

The way my bed was arranged, I was lying down and facing the door but Busty backed it while bouncing on top of me.

Then Pretty came to the room and stood at the DOOR!

I could see her silhouette in the dark and the way she suddenly stopped when she saw what was happening on the bed.

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So folks, this is where the real Cray Cray started.

I will only continue this story if I can get at least two people assuring me they are following.

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by illicit(m): 3:43pm On Mar 27
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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by gaby(m): 4:15pm On Mar 27
Kontinuuuu

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by CZA911: 4:48pm On Mar 27
We are watching the movie bro
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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by questioner: 5:09pm On Mar 27
Part 3
Busty carried on slaloming, she didn't hear (or at least pretended not to) when Pretty came around.

So Pretty walked in and asked if I had a rechargeable, immediately Busty heard Pretty's voice she stopped and grabbed the towel to cover her back, cos Pretty was still behind her.

But do you know Busty still left my dictionary in pursey? Like she just stopped without climbing off.
So I was responding to Pretty (describing where I put the rechargeable) while still inside Busty.

Immediately, Pretty stepped out, Busty continued, this time harder, with balloons bouncing everywhere, I was so stimulated that I started 'coming to America' and she quickly jumped off me.

Afterwards, I lay beside Busty and she became her chatty old self, talking about how every femal in her family had big breasts and her mum has serious back aches.
And how she and her sisters had made up their minds to go for reduction surgery in future if they can afford it.

All the while we were gisting, Pretty had finished cooking, had eaten and had gone to have her bath.
She came out of the bathroom in only her T-shirt and nothing else and sat on the edge of the bed, completely silent.

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by questioner: 5:12pm On Mar 27
Part 3 - B

At that point, I decided to show "concern", I moved towards her and asked if there was any issue, meanwhile in the darkness, I was using my hands to trace circles all over her body.
She waved my hands off her and told me she needed to talk to me and said we should go to the sitting room.

In the sitting room, she started asking why I brought her to my place to embarrass her and how disappointed she was bla bla bla.

To be honest, in all her anger, she remained graceful and feminine, never raising her voice.
I apologized and told her it was definitely not intentional, that I was initially planning that Busty was going to sleep in the other room before I lost control.

She seemed to soften cos when I started caressing her almost perfect figure, she was receptive.

We were both seated on the long sofa, and the moment I was able to fumple my lips on her nipples, she seemed to hit another gear.
Like the previous round with Busty, I still don't know how my boxers came off. I just noticed her hands were holding my diko strongly
while it kept raging like a bull in protest, then she gave me a sweetened BJ like say she put honey for mouth.
She made the motion as if she was about climbing me -remember she had nothing under - I quickly reminded her that my condoms were in the room
,it was as though I was speaking latin , she completely ignored, held the diko hard and climbed it.

I was seated on the couch, while she straddled me and she went at it like it was some sort of olympics and she wanted gold medal.
Whining in different directions, speeding up then slowing down, placing her left boob in my mouth this minute and the right, the next minute.
She just kept doing crazy stuff.

What made it so erotic was someone who seemed so demure, so recessive, so feminine in one minute, turning into a tiger the next.
It was so beautiful that within minutes, I as ready to "come to America" again.

(I will warn every young man never to allow what happens next to ever happen to them)

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by Nicepoker(m): 5:55pm On Mar 27
Cum out from that wet fantasy grin

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by pak: 6:29pm On Mar 27
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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by pak: 7:06pm On Mar 27

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by Nemesis0147(m): 7:27pm On Mar 27
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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by VinnyBaba: 7:51pm On Mar 27
The way people those days, take dey FastForward Advertisements for our Nollywood films
Or those Dancing/singing in Indian movies,

Na so I take Skip all the OP wrote, move to the comments section. embarassed undecided

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by questioner: 7:59pm On Mar 27
Nicepoker:
Cum out from that wet fantasy grin


When it comes to wild sexual stuff, most big towns in Nigeria are overrated.

Travel around the country a bit or talk to people and here things to break your ear drum.

* I had a friend who did his NYSC PPA in a secondary school and a fellow teacher was trying to match him with his own daughter in SS3. To the point, he organized him to do WAEC extra murals for the daughter in his house!
My friend ran O (At least according to the version of the story he told us.

* Or is the lady I met whose Grandma was a single mother, whose mother also had her out of wedluck and then she already had a 2 year old girl at age 18 for a Soldier who left her to return to his family. So you had 4 generations of women staying under the same roof without any father!

* Or is it my friend, who was dating a girl but because he stayed in the corper's lodge, they had to wait till night when everybody had gone to bed, the girl will buzz him and he will go and blast her in her fathers house - sneak in, sneak out.

* Or is it the lady my friend dated whose mother had 5 different kids for 5 different men and by the time the eldest daughter grew up and started her own runs, the mother was also still in active duty and everybody around knew about it.

Bro, unless you have evidence to puncture their stories, when people tell you their experiences, respect them enough not to insinuate they're a lying

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by questioner: 8:00pm On Mar 27
VinnyBaba:


The way people those days, take dey FastForward Advertisements for our Nollywood films
Or those Dancing/singing in Indian movies,

Na so I take Skip all the OP wrote, move to the comments section. embarassed undecided


If you are raised in a big city, preferably Lagos,
You are a educated Yoruba boy (or maybe Igbo).
You have a good, white collar Job
You have a house (flat),
you are clean, speak good english and not thugish.
You now have a good ride.

If you move to a smaller state, girls will see you the way a Lagos babe will see an IJGB from the US or UK.

In fact, with a good car, you are almost 90% certain of banging any interested girl within 2 days of meeting her.

Take her out on day 1, invite her to your house day 2.

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by questioner: 8:01pm On Mar 27
Nicepoker:
Cum out from that wet fantasy grin


Have you lived in Rivers state for at least a year,
have you lived in Benue before
Even all this sharia northern states, have you lived there before?

I stayed in Warri for 2 years, I remember a girl that was not more than 16 years, if you see the way she carried herself?
A grown man came to see her one day and she came outside in singlet with her boobs jingling and shorts that was in between a boxer and pant.
In front of her parents house o.
And the way she stood suggestively, while the man tried concentrating, it was clear she knew what she was doing.
You think that kind of girl will grow up with any inhibitions?

Let me not even start with my experience living in Benue.

have you heard of a town called Ngurore where you have 12 year olds who are drunkards?

Bro, ten is happening in Nigeria, just that most of us are not good at telling stories like white people do

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by questioner: 8:04pm On Mar 27
Anyway Back to my Story

Part 3 - B

At that point, I decided to show "concern", I moved towards her and asked if there was any issue, meanwhile in the darkness, I was using my hands to trace circles all over her body.
She waved my hands off her and told me she needed to talk to me and said we should go to the sitting room.

In the sitting room, she started asking why I brought her to my place to embarrass her and how disappointed she was bla bla bla.

To be honest, in all her anger, she remained graceful and feminine, never raising her voice.
I apologized and told her it was definitely not intentional, that I was initially planning that Busty was going to sleep in the other room before I lost control.

She seemed to soften cos when I started caressing her almost perfect figure, she was receptive.

We were both seated on the long sofa, and the moment I was able to fumple my lips on her nipples, she seemed to hit another gear.
Like the previous round with Busty, I still don't know how my boxers came off. I just noticed her hands were holding my diko strongly
while it kept raging like a bull in protest, then she gave me a sweetened BJ like say she put honey for mouth.
She made the motion as if she was about climbing me -remember she had nothing under - I quickly reminded her that my condoms were in the room
,it was as though I was speaking latin , she completely ignored, held the diko hard and climbed it.

I was seated on the couch, while she straddled me and she went at it like it was some sort of olympics and she wanted gold medal.
Whining in different directions, speeding up then slowing down, placing her left boob in my mouth this minute and the right, the next minute.
She just kept doing crazy stuff.

What made it so erotic was someone who seemed so demure, so recessive, so feminine in one minute, turning into a tiger the next.
It was so beautiful that within minutes, I as ready to "come to America" again.

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by questioner: 8:06pm On Mar 27
part 3 - C
(I will warn every young man never to allow what happens next to ever happen to them)

As I felt America coming, I tried to push her off, but oh madness!!
This girl pressed her hand hard on where my neck joined my shoulder, then planted her feet on the ground and crushed her kini on my kini as my volcanic lava erupted inside her.
I screamed like I was out of control, not caring whether the neighbors heard or not.

When we were done, we went back into the room.

But my night was just 50% done.



An incident happened in the next part that if anybody challenge me that they find it hard to believe, I won't argue
Cos Even till today, I still get the jitters when I think of that moment.

Your acknowledgements and responses will be of great motivation for me to continue.

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by questioner: 8:13pm On Mar 27
Nemesis0147:
donā€™t mind themā€¦.because most of them are too scared to approach these ladies to fully their fantasiesā€¦.they think other guys Canā€™t do itā€¦

And to talk about big townsā€¦.Iā€™m in Abj and sex is one of the cheapest thing here,,,wey hunger and house rent dy chokeā€¦.


Hi Nemesis, thanks for your comments,

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by Doktorr: 9:01pm On Mar 27
pak:

The problem with most guys in Nigeria who have only lived in cities like Lagos and Abuja and only experienced girls from those locations is that you generally won't believe the things that go down in other parts of the Country especially places without strict cultures about sex.

Do you have a friend who lives/lived outside the big cities, talk to them and you'll be surprised and realise none of my stories are fabricated.
Your figments call for rapt attention, you must be sex starved in real life to dedicate your productive life or perhaps unproductive life into doing this. You could have just posted with this your moniker tho.
Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by pak: 9:07pm On Mar 27
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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by questioner: 9:12pm On Mar 27
Doktorr:

Your figments call for rapt attention, you must be sex starved in real life to dedicate your productive life or perhaps unproductive life into doing this. You could have just posted with this your moniker tho.

Hello Doktorr,
I will appreciate if you can delete the comment you quoted in your post
Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by Matrix137(m): 9:29pm On Mar 27
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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by ComputerOperato: 9:58pm On Mar 27
questioner:



When it comes to wild sexual stuff, most big towns in Nigeria are overrated.

Travel around the country a bit or talk to people and here things to break your ear drum.

* I had a friend who did his NYSC PPA in a secondary school and a fellow teacher was trying to match him with his own daughter in SS3. To the point, he organized him to do WAEC extra murals for the daughter in his house!
My friend ran O (At least according to the version of the story he told us.

* Or is the lady I met whose Grandma was a single mother, whose mother also had her out of wedluck and then she already had a 2 year old girl at age 18 for a Soldier who left her to return to his family. So you had 4 generations of women staying under the same roof without any father!

* Or is it my friend, who was dating a girl but because he stayed in the corper's lodge, they had to wait till night when everybody had gone to bed, the girl will buzz him and he will go and blast her in her fathers house - sneak in, sneak out.

* Or is it the lady my friend dated whose mother had 5 different kids for 5 different men and by the time the eldest daughter grew up and started her own runs, the mother was also still in active duty and everybody around knew about it.

Bro, unless you have evidence to puncture their stories, when people tell you their experiences, respect them enough not to insinuate they're a lying

I can relate with some of the things you said up there having travelled a bit over the country too.

Please continue.

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by Greystone: 11:39pm On Mar 27
Had a foursome with my best friend and two hook up girls in my 400 level back in 2006.
Crazy times mehn....

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by Omoawoke: 1:46am On Mar 28
People like story sha grin

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by Omoawoke: 1:49am On Mar 28
illicit:
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You are a bad boy grin
Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by hAlexandro(m): 6:32am On Mar 28
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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by AcadaWriter: 7:13am On Mar 28
We are watching the movie bro.
Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by dayleke: 8:39am On Mar 28
Oya OP,

Let's go now.
Bus don full.

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Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by sharpwriter(m): 12:06pm On Mar 28
gaby:
Kontinuuuu
Ha! įŗøĢ€gbį»Ģn cheesy grin
Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by luminouz(m): 12:42pm On Mar 28
Oya continue nawšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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