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My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 10:39am On Jul 26, 2024
M.O.D......FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!

One babe juss saw me riding bicycle...ITS OVER!!
..i wasnt actually riding the bycicle, i was helping my friend ride his bicycke.

This is shameful & embarasssin. .my life is over. PLEASE HELP!!! angry
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by Antwan99:
What a world!

There was this dude who is moderately ok, as in, can take care of himself not to a great extent though.

He felt like taking garri one hot sun, so he advanced to a road side provision shop that offers that kind of treatment while I was there.

Dude after finishing his mission, in one way or the other falsely figured I must thought he was broke at the moment (false insinuation).

Immediately ordered malt and something else for himself just to pass a message to me that he had money but just felt like sipping garri.

I laughed within, cos you don't owe anybody any explanation.

Moreover, this kind of thing MrCork said and my story only prove that only those who don't have are in a rush to prove they have.

When Bill Gate's wife visited Uganda back then, she took 10 litres of water on her head from a stream with some indigenous women who took even up to 30 litres. Hoewver she couldn't bear it to the destination. It was glaring she is not used to it not that she exclaimed opulence.

An empty vessel makes more noise.
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by Menemonic: 10:42am On Jul 26, 2024
grin
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by PJtech: 10:43am On Jul 26, 2024
39 year old man🤮🤮🤮
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by Menemonic: 10:59am On Jul 26, 2024
Antwan99:
What a world!

There was this dude who is moderately ok, as in, can take care of himself not to a great extent though.

He felt like taking garri one hot sun, so he advanced to a road side provision shop that offers that kind of treatment while I was there.

Dude after finishing his mission, in one way or the other falsely figured I must thought he is broke at the moment (false insinuation).

Immediately ordered malt and something else for himself just to pass a message to me that he had money but just felt like sipping garri.

I laughed within,cos you don't owe anybody any explanation.

Moreover, this kind of thing MrCork said and my story only prove that only those who don't have are in a rush to prove they have.

When Bill Gate's wife visited Uganda back then, she took 10 litres of water on her head from a stream with some indigenous women who took even up to 30 litres on her head but she couldn't bear it to the destination. It was glaring she is not use to it not that she exclaimed.

An empty makes more noise.
how I wish I can liked this million times..

💯
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by Zaheertyler(m): 11:23am On Jul 26, 2024
MrCork:
M.O.D......FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!

One babe juss saw me riding bicycle...ITS OVER!!
..i wasnt actually riding the bycicle, i was helping my friend ride his bicycke.

This is shameful & embarasssin. .my life is over. PLEASE HELP!!! angry
Bicycles are good
Unless your Nika dun tear and you wear
nothing for inside
Unless that what is your fear
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 1:44pm On Jul 26, 2024
Antwan99:
What a world!

There was this dude who is moderately ok, as in, can take care of himself not to a great extent though.

He felt like taking garri one hot sun, so he advanced to a road side provision shop that offers that kind of treatment while I was there.

Dude after finishing his mission, in one way or the other falsely figured I must thought he was broke at the moment (false insinuation).

Immediately ordered malt and something else for himself just to pass a message to me that he had money but just felt like sipping garri.

I laughed within, cos you don't owe anybody any explanation.

Moreover, this kind of thing MrCork said and my story only prove that only those who don't have are in a rush to prove they have.

When Bill Gate's wife visited Uganda back then, she took 10 litres of water on her head from a stream with some indigenous women who took even up to 30 litres. Hoewver she couldn't bear it to the destination. It was glaring she is not used to it not that she exclaimed opulence.

An empty makes more noise.
angry
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 1:46pm On Jul 26, 2024
Antwan99:
What a world!

There was this dude who is moderately ok, as in, can take care of himself not to a great extent though.

He felt like taking garri one hot sun, so he advanced to a road side provision shop that offers that kind of treatment while I was there.

Dude after finishing his mission, in one way or the other falsely figured I must thought he was broke at the moment (false insinuation).

Immediately ordered malt and something else for himself just to pass a message to me that he had money but just felt like sipping garri.

I laughed within, cos you don't owe anybody any explanation.

Moreover, this kind of thing MrCork said and my story only prove that only those who don't have are in a rush to prove they have.

When Bill Gate's wife visited Uganda back then, she took 10 litres of water on her head from a stream with some indigenous women who took even up to 30 litres. Hoewver she couldn't bear it to the destination. It was glaring she is not used to it not that she exclaimed opulence.

An empty makes more noise.
Wot in the bloooomin name of MrCork is u hylopetically talkin about.....so u sayin its ok for a guy tp disgrace himsef in front of a lady becuzz the lady dont owe him notin?.....are we in the same planet sir??(no oofencse) angry
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by ayjay45(m): 1:49pm On Jul 26, 2024
MrCork:
angry
idiot ode
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 1:54pm On Jul 26, 2024
ayjay45:
idiot ode
This thread is not about beggging for money...go away!!
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by Knightred(m): 2:06pm On Jul 26, 2024
MrCork:
M.O.D......FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!

One babe juss saw me riding bicycle...ITS OVER!!
..i wasnt actually riding the bycicle, i was helping my friend ride his bicycke.

This is shameful & embarasssin. .my life is over. PLEASE HELP!!! angry
stupid masturbating broke idiot with zero brain.smh
undecided angry
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 2:11pm On Jul 26, 2024
Knightred:
stupid masturbating broke idiot with zero brain.smh
undecided angry
It takes one to know one. Thank u!
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by Knightred(m): 2:21pm On Jul 26, 2024
MrCork:
It takes one to know one. Thank u!
i would advice u to stop masturbating cause it would really really help your disgusting lifeundecided

U knowundecided
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 2:42pm On Jul 26, 2024
Knightred:
i would advice u to stop masturbating cause it would really really help your disgusting lifeundecided
Son..the good news is You try way too hard to be funny wit yor eeeediotick repeated replies......we have now officialy descided to put u on *ignore* (meaning all yor eeeediotick response shall be ignored until further notice)..THANK ME LATER!! smiley
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by Knightred(m):
MrCork:
Son..the good news is You try way too hard to be funny wit yor eeeediotick repeated replies......we have now officialy descided to put u on *ignore* (meaning all yor eeeediotick response shall be ignored until further notice)..THANK ME LATER!! smiley
u used almost 30 miuntes to think an insult before u type a message to me or u think i would'nt knowundecided

Unfortunately,u have a slow brain meaning ((U CANT THINK FAST)) undecided

I TOLD U TO STOP MASTURBATING,BUT U SAID NO,NOW SEE THE RESULTSundecided

ITS ALREADY AFFECTING YOUR BRAIN FOR GOODNESS SAKEundecided

Anyways,I wish u the best in your masturbating lifesmiley
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by BALLOSKI: 3:06pm On Jul 26, 2024
Antwan99:
What a world!

There was this dude who is moderately ok, as in, can take care of himself not to a great extent though.

He felt like taking garri one hot sun, so he advanced to a road side provision shop that offers that kind of treatment while I was there.

Dude after finishing his mission, in one way or the other falsely figured I must thought he was broke at the moment (false insinuation).

Immediately ordered malt and something else for himself just to pass a message to me that he had money but just felt like sipping garri.

I laughed within, cos you don't owe anybody any explanation.

Moreover, this kind of thing MrCork said and my story only prove that only those who don't have are in a rush to prove they have.

When Bill Gate's wife visited Uganda back then, she took 10 litres of water on her head from a stream with some indigenous women who took even up to 30 litres. Hoewver she couldn't bear it to the destination. It was glaring she is not used to it not that she exclaimed opulence.

An empty makes more noise.
That your garri buyer fvcked up. There's a way to go about it.

That was then, Garri has joined the elite food.
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 3:07pm On Jul 26, 2024
Knightred:
u used almost 30 miuntes to think an insult before u type a message to me or u think i would not knowundecided

Unfortunately,u have a slow brain meaning ((U CANT THINK FAST)) undecided

I TOLD U TO STOP MASTURBATING,BUT U SAID NO,NOW SEE THE RESULTSundecided

ITS ALREADY AFFECTING YOUR BRAIN FOR GOODNESS SAKEundecided

Anyways,I wish u the best in your masturbating lifesmiley
^^^^^ther u go...this eeeediot never fails to disappoint
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by Verbtips(m): 4:12pm On Jul 26, 2024
MrCork:
M.O.D......FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!

One babe juss saw me riding bicycle...ITS OVER!!
..i wasnt actually riding the bycicle, i was helping my friend ride his bicycke.

This is shameful & embarasssin. .my life is over. PLEASE HELP!!! angry
so you mean you jam your crush when you the crush you kon later crushundecided
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by RealityKings: 4:21pm On Jul 26, 2024
PJtech:
39 year old man🤮🤮🤮
45 actually
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 4:58pm On Jul 26, 2024
PJtech:
39 year old man🤮🤮🤮
am not the saME age with yor mother sir.is she 39?....I like older woman thoum like 39 plus. Is she lightskin sir?(no oofeinse) smiley
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by JustPowerApps(m): 8:30pm On Jul 26, 2024
It depends on the bicycle wey you dey ride, if it is sports bicycle for exercise, nothing do you cheesy
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:32pm On Jul 26, 2024
[quote author=Antwan99 post=131153302]What a world!

There was this dude who is moderately ok, as in, can take care of himself not to a great extent though.

He felt like taking garri one hot sun, so he advanced to a road side provision shop that offers that kind of treatment while I was there.

Dude after finishing his mission, in one way or the other falsely figured I must thought he was broke at the moment (false insinuation).

Immediately ordered malt and something else for himself just to pass a message to me that he had money but just felt like sipping garri.

I laughed within, cos you don't owe anybody any explanation.

Moreover, this kind of thing MrCork said and my story only prove that only those who don't have are in a rush to prove they have.

If only we can see like 200 of ur type. Those that actually think and reflect before they type anything.. I swear nairaland would be better for it. Big ups
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 1:35am On Jul 27, 2024
JustPowerApps:
It depends on the bicycle wey you dey ride, if it is sports bicycle for exercise, nothing do you cheesy
Its called chopper....it has gear 1..2...3 & 4 & u can do 360 with it angry
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by JustPowerApps(m): 1:37am On Jul 27, 2024
MrCork:
Its called chopper....it has gear 1..2...3 & 4 & u can do 360 with it angry
Then nothing do you my man, ride on wink
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by Uchenna10(m): 5:37pm On Jul 27, 2024
Una no get sense for this 9ja...u and the babe no get sense.
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by Fashypearl(f): 5:44pm On Jul 27, 2024
MrCork:
This thread is not about beggging for money...go away!!
Na lie you dey beg for money
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by Mcslize: 6:20pm On Jul 27, 2024
MrCork is what we call fake it till you make it. Poor people too dey brag Cho Cho Cho Cho.
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 8:06pm On Jul 27, 2024
Mcslize:
MrCork is what we call fake it till you make it. Poor people too dey brag Cho Cho Cho Cho.
Son calm down
Am from pekam, am a lomdoner, i live in millionair area called pekam in south east london, i date lightskin females, white ladies & halfcast, i drive range rover, i pull chicks, i beeento 16 countries here in europe, beento 7 countries in that africa place.......so wot is there to brag about?

I dont meannto sound rude but is yor head corrrect sie??(((no oofencse))) undecided
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by Mcslize: 10:24pm On Jul 27, 2024
MrCork:
Son calm down
Am from pekam, am a lomdoner, i live in millionair area called pekam in south east london, i date lightskin females, white ladies & halfcast, i drive range rover, i pull chicks, i beeento 16 countries here in europe, beento 7 countries in that africa place.......so wot is there to brag about?

I dont meannto sound rude but is yor head corrrect sie??(((no oofencse))) undecided
MrCork you're still poor in my realm if you don't have a million dollar upward ($1,000,000). That should be 1.5 billion naira.

When you have that, come back let's talk business.
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by Rouxel(m): 11:15pm On Jul 27, 2024
How does it ends your life? Does it really matter?
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 8:29am On Jul 29, 2024
Rouxel:
How does it ends your life? Does it really matter?
A girl seeing a guy riding bicycle is diisgraswful & embarassing sir...its like entering public trassport in front of a wonan....real men dont do such $hit sir.its like eating bread in publick angry
Re: My life is over..please Help!!! by meobizy(m): 2:25pm On Aug 01, 2024
One of Nairaland’s jesters.
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