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good work op

I started a relationship with a girl three days ago and today she is pregnant. Abeg na so una dey do for here?

"Make money, so that you will find a girl that will love you".

The dumbest advice given to men!

Nobody cheats like a partner who always says “the problem is that you don’t trust me”

FalseProphet1:
"Make money, so that you will find a girl that will love you".

The dumbest advice given to men!

Making sense

How can you be a Nigerian and you don't know that come and eat is a greeting? You don rush wash hand, who send you?

FalseProphet1:
How can you be a Nigerian and you don't know that come and eat is a greeting? You don rush wash hand, who send you?

I repented and discontinued our relationship and she is angry saying God go punish you. my people between me that have repented of my old ways and her that refused to repent who will God punish?

Only in abroad you can pursue your dream, in Nigeria, they will pursue you in your dream 🥴😂

If women can do everything men do companies would have hired a lot of women and not men because that way they can pay less.. ladies pray you date a rich guy or marry a rich one.. taste one ☝️ no let anybody finish your biscuits with potential..

I can't believe I literally read from page one to the last page so far. Falsepro, you're doing well..

My funniest of them all is the "cut it. Then don't cut it". It really got me rolling in bed with laughter ...

A woman can develop feelings for a man who fixed her Car on the road and forget the man who bought the Car!

Some girls get mind sha. The boldness to just open mouth ask another person make dem pay una rent 😂.

I need that kinda confidence in my life .

No matter how stupid you are, remember that there are people who believe that they will receive 72 virgin in paradise whenever they take an innocent life.

If you cannot call a man when you're hórny, please don't call him when you're broke. Na tight leg dey bring tight hand. 😒

You don't have to lie to a woman. If she likes you enough, she lies to herself.

Hmmm my favorite prophet is still around. Tiri gbosa for you.
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I'm really enjoying this thread... been a silent follower.

Dear men, never you sleep with any girl
Who wears black pant and tells you to off the light during sex.

You're not special to anyone. Na your money never finish.

FalseProphet1:
Difference between an American Facebook post and a Nairaland Nigerian post.

AMERICAN POST:

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him. But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?

COMMENTS:

James Silva : I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication.

Sarah water : Oh my dear, sorry about that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

Michael paper : well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin...


NIGERIAN POST ON ROMANCE SECTION NAIRALAND:

My name is Hannatu, i stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! What should I do?

NIGERIAN COMMENTS:

virginprincess : follow your heart I'm sure he's cheating on you with other girls, that's how Nigerian men are.

Magnoliaa : Have fun dear don't listen to all these useless Nairaland boys they're all broke assess.

Zonefree : Coming from a Nigerian girl, I'm not surprised. I only pity your simp husband.

ilegend : I just bought a new car and I would be giving 10k to the first 50 people that will reply my message, because I just made $2000 from my online business. Work hard like me so that you won't be idle falling in love up and down.

Jeon : I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

Unknown member : Abeg who get Techno charger (Pin mouth)

Falseprophet1 : Come to my spiritual center for cleansing your village people have cursed you. This I have seen.

pocohantas Just get ready to have two husbands.

Unknown scammer : Popular Nigerian celebrity taking the díck raw, click on the link.

doggedfighter : Ashewo go and look for work to do. Lazy ass girl.

Unknown scammer : Tested and trusted bet9ja sure odds click on my profile for more details.

VeryWickedMan The average Nigerian girl cannot resist the call of a díck.

izzou : You are a prostitute, you need deliverance!

Nazgul : Nigerian girls need to learn how to be contented and supportive towards their husbands. There's more to marriage than casual sex.


I rest my case...

add this****: this is rage bait. seun tell your modes to stop,posting these stories to FP to drive traffic

FalseProphet1:
If you cannot call a man when you're hórny, please don't call him when you're broke. Na tight leg dey bring tight hand. 😒

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzpPXYueF7s

Dem fit teach you how to catch fish, make water carry you dey go

At times collect fish chop, no be everything you go learn

Relationship be like Bluetooth, if you go far, another man go connect.

FalseProphet1:
Relationship be like Bluetooth, if you go far, another man go connect.

I just d wait make double0h7 connect to my bluetooth

You no get money you de brag say your babe can never cheat on you. Where dem de carry your babe go you no fit afford am, na why you never catch her.

Money is everything. No let anybody whine you o.

Beware of girls who are always indoors, they don't bath.

Why do we wash our white clothes before washing the black ones, isn’t that racism?