₦airaland Forum

sample! ekwe!

I don return from sa~ba~ti~ka

Wetin u go do?

Ada, a house Maid asked for a pay increase. The Madam was upset about this and decided to question her alone about the requested.
Madam: 'Now Ada, why did you feel you deserve a pay increase?'
Ada: 'Well madam, three reasons why I want the increase.' The first one, I iron better than you'!
Madam : Who said u iron better than me??'.
Ada:'Your husband said so!
Madam: 'oh!'
Ada: The second reason:...I can cook better than u.'
Madam: 'Nonsense, who said u were a better cook than me??'.
Ada: 'Your husband again'.
Madam: 'oh!'
Ada: The third reason is that I am better in bed than u.....
Madam: 'Really, (now furious & agitated): ' my husband said that as well??!!!!
Ada: 'No Madam, its sule ur driver that told me that I am better in bed than u..
Madam: 'Ok Ada baby!! How much you say u want again?!!!!Ada baby, U too like money.. LoL

If u were madam what will u do?

Nice joke

.

Philosophy Of Housecleaning

I don't do windows because I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous

I don't pull weeds in the garden because I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because my husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

Dea is much sense in ur brain since u knw dat dea is consequence in havin constant light.(mosquitos can no longa b free, even tifs no fit stil :DDea is much sense in ur brain since u knw dat dea is consequence in havin constant light.(mosquitos can no longa b free, even tifs no fit stil

Take heart

IFELEKE:
Philosophy Of Housecleaning

I don't do windows because I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous

I don't pull weeds in the garden because I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because my husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

Very boring bro

BUY FOR YOURSELF I PASS MY PARTNER