dani, nah my club you dey yab like dat? take ya time oo abi you wan make i messilessly iniesta you ?

IFELEKE:

abbey, what is [i]hmmm[/i]ing you ?

nothing o!

fear for catch me o

how i no go take know?

dani1luv:

Ifelodun e be like sey you drink kerosene

tssssew

dani,
I dey suspect you! that kerosene wey i dash you nah for your stove not your mouth!

na poverty dey worry all of una for this forum

by dot, carry ya mouth from my face. ._hwdy?

clemcy,
poverty ke? you don chop this morning?

na akamu dey work for my system

yes e jst finish drinking Akamu wit Akara nw!

i love that delicacy

stop drooping saliva!

u!

sylve wetin? or you dey see double with that ya dark google ?

;d

why you dey shine teeth? u don see food chop?

see dis guy o

i own 4 hotels in america, and i own central hotel, so why on earth will i ever be hungry?

u mean central park for iganmu rite? my friend will you stop day dreaming! abi nah so oyur hunger worse pass?

u no well lmao


*whispers into his ears, abeg dash me garri*

***take this 50naira and use it to buy garri,kuli,sugar and fried fish with pure water from iya mulika***

tnks man, but dickele just fed me with poundo and veggie with wicked cowleg

uhmm, awoof dey run belle ooo

i tire 4d guy o

i no blame the guy sha, pesin wey hunger don dey wire since early morning

for all of una wey wan apply for leave(romade,sylve,by dot,abbey,jeovy,holy thug,lola,clemcy lysaa and co), here are samples of how to apply.

sample 1

An employee applied for leave as follows:


"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."

is dat hw u wrote d one u told m dat u wrote?

nahh, but dani wrote something like this to his boss

Sample 2

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days, "

teehehehehe ife o serious o

you neva see anything yet, wait until i finish with you and the others
hw u dey?

Sample 3

Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:


"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave, "