life well filled with errors!

Abbey_city:

free m jor, oni ro ni e.
ole, blank cheque ko filed cheque ni

emi oniro? you better say the truth and shame devil now!
and yes nah blank cheque i want, i dont want a kobo filled cheque.

meetmuyiwa:

No Proplem. but i will like to pay online if only u cn send your bank accnt details( dont 4get your ATM number and the PIN) i can assure your information is secure with me

Mr muyiwa, you wan yahooz me? abi you wan sing maga don pay on top my head?
Blank cheque or no show!

CuteAngel:

@muyiwa
Anoda 419. ole bruku!

one don wunjure you before?

Ladies and Gentlemen,I present the chronicles of Affairs. . .

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair
with his secretary.
One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed
and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied,
"I'm having an affair with my secretary.
We had sex all afternoon."
She looked down at his shoes and said:
"You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"

na wa

Ben-10:

:d

u mean

sharp husbby

See your shovel teeth

^^^ my friend, u nor dey sleep?

How im go sleep on duty, u want make dem sake am from dat cafe?

CuteAngel:

How im go sleep on duty, u want make dem sake am from dat cafe?

you mean say nah night watch im dey do?

The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters
but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time
for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant
and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery
to see his new son.
He was horrified
at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the
father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
"Not this time!"

The 3rd Affair
A mortician was working late one night.
He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part
he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician
commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated
with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity."
So, he removed it,
stuffed it into his briefcase,
and took it home
"I have something to show
you won't believe," he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase.
"My God!" the wife exclaimed,
"Schwartz is dead!"

IFELEKE:

The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters
but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time
for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant
and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery
to see his new son.
He was horrified
at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the
father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
"Not this time!"

the finishing is smhw

IFELEKE:

The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters
but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time
for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant
and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery
to see his new son.
He was horrified
at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the
father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
"Not this time!"

AWWWWWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

scott and abbey, the story do you somehow?

IFELEKE:

scott and abbey, the story do you somehow?

lol no

fear being catch me oo

ife ba woo ni so waa paa

padi mi Orile, mo wa alrite. . .o to jo meta, nibo lo wa since all these days?

eh Oreee Mi . i just dey oh, hope u guys enjoyed your sallah holidays naa una dey enjoy o, eran temi daa?.i dey miss ooooH,

IFELEKE:

padi mi Orile, mo wa alrite. . .o to jo meta, nibo lo wa since all these days?

Ati ri ra oto ojo meta ope fun oluwa moti pada o!!!!

Abbey_city:

Ati ri ra oto ojo meta ope fun oluwa moti pada o!!!!

nibo lo ti n bo?

The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband
opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you,"
she said, " pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired
as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue," she replied,
"the Smiths bought one and I liked it
so I got one for us, too."
No more was said,
not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up,
went to the kitchen and returned
with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, have this.
I stood like that for two days at the Smiths
and nobody offered me a damned thing."

The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe,
went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man exclaimed.
He glanced at the menu and asked:
"How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied:
"Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs
with your wife?"
The bartender replied:
"The same thing
I'm doing to his business down here."