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Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by mataz(op): 8:17pm On Mar 25, 2013

MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE...

1. If he calls you and your phone
is off, he thinks you’re cheating….
then he sends a sms saying“don’t
tell me the battery story coz I
know that line”

2. If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are
TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD

3. If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are
trying to LURE other men; If u
DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

4. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no
BRAINS, a walkover;

5. If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

6. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true
huh?)

7. If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP...

8. If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he
says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he
says u don't TRUST him.
9. If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he CARES for u.

10. If u BREAK your promise, u
cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS
his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)

11. If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If
he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

12. If u do WELL in your career,
it's LUCK ; If he does WELL, it’s
definitely BRAINS. (luck huh

?)

13. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he
HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!

HOW ARE WOMEN
SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT huh

Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by Nobody: 8:25pm On Mar 25, 2013

Its obvious, he isnt the right man for you. move on.

Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by tyoseni(m): 9:18pm On Mar 25, 2013

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.

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Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by confusion247(m): 9:30pm On Mar 25, 2013

tyoseni: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.

Guy you've killed the OP silently.

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Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by mataz(op): 9:52pm On Mar 25, 2013

tyoseni: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.

k u made ur point but atlest we know what we want

Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by Nobody: 2:53am On Mar 26, 2013*

OP,no mind dem na dier way. Just wait for a matured God-fearing man and stop dating dogs! undecided

Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by Adufaye(m): 7:15am On Mar 26, 2013

Bcus u women were hard 2 get

Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by Youngpo413: 9:06am On May 20, 2015

mataz:
MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE...

1. If he calls you and your phone
is off, he thinks you’re cheating….
then he sends a sms saying“don’t
tell me the battery story coz I
know that line”

2. If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are
TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD

3. If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are
trying to LURE other men; If u
DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

4. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no
BRAINS, a walkover;

5. If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

6. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true
huh?)

7. If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP...

8. If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he
says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he
says u don't TRUST him.
9. If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he CARES for u.

10. If u BREAK your promise, u
cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS
his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)

11. If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If
he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

12. If u do WELL in your career,
it's LUCK ; If he does WELL, it’s
definitely BRAINS. (luck?)

13. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he
HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!

HOW ARE WOMEN
SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT??

suck his dick. B!tch

Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by SuperSuave(m): 9:09am On May 20, 2015

Another thread from 2013 again?? angry

Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by Jayjay0(m): 9:13am On May 20, 2015

pls op don't be stupid..why compare your life to guys life.

haven't u heard of transgender, if u regret been a woman 2 options is left for you either you kill yourself or transform

Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by Jayjay0(m): 9:15am On May 20, 2015

tyoseni:
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him in peace 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don't bother him with his movements
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. Go shopping with her 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT 53. never forget *birthdays *anniversaries *valentine *arrangements she makes.

God bless you for this

Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by lurlah2014(f): 9:18am On May 20, 2015

mataz:
MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE...

1. If he calls you and your phone
is off, he thinks you’re cheating….
then he sends a sms saying“don’t
tell me the battery story coz I
know that line”

2. If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are
TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD

3. If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are
trying to LURE other men; If u
DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

4. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no
BRAINS, a walkover;

5. If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

6. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true
huh?)

7. If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP...

8. If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he
says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he
says u don't TRUST him.
9. If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he CARES for u.

10. If u BREAK your promise, u
cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS
his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)

11. If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If
he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

12. If u do WELL in your career,
it's LUCK ; If he does WELL, it’s
definitely BRAINS. (luck?)

13. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he
HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!

HOW ARE WOMEN
SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT??

THIS is because they dont love their self as a MAN

Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by lurlah2014(f): 9:20am On May 20, 2015

tyoseni:
BUT YOU CAN CHECK HER FONE ABI? SACASTICALLL
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.

Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by lurlah2014(f): 9:27am On May 20, 2015

HAVE U S**K HER P***SY BI*CH

Youngpo413:
suck his dick. B!tch

Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by Youngpo413: 9:44am On May 20, 2015

lurlah2014:
HAVE U S**K HER P***SY BI*CH

in as much as I love sucking pusy,but in your own case,ii'I go for the breastttt.

Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by SexyCeline(f): 9:48am On May 20, 2015

Most tyms i wonder if there's still any gud guy available.

Re: Why Are Men So Hard To Please??? by Nobody: 10:04am On May 20, 2015

I please only myself , no time.

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