FLOW U NOR HATE HOMOSEXUALITY PASS ME.

Hmmm, this is serious...

U̶̲̥̅̊ even get time watch am na hot water and pepper go do am

Khayil: U̶̲̥̅̊ even get time watch am na hot water and pepper go do am

Na shock for mind am. Is that even close to saying the right thing?

Flow ow ah ft get kate BB PIN..

valboy20: homo full every where.

even for nairaland

NA BABYLON!

Flow I hope u no wear that Jean becos e go dey. Totori u for nyashi.Yangon tagorego tangom,I will tell ur Papa wetin I see.ihe iberibe wit nwoke ibe gi tugiakwa

dandollaz: Flow I hope u no wear that Jean becos e go dey. Totori u for nyashi.Yangon tagorego tangom,I will tell ur Papa wetin I see.ihe iberibe wit nwoke ibe gi tugiakwa

Do I have to try to translate this myself, or is someone going to help me out here. It will take me all night to look up all these words. I understand, "I will tell your father what I see"

Is this person asking if Flow is gay? They will tell his father if he is?

@Tex it means flow will tell tega father what the son is doing.that is the exclamation we use to say when you see such in those days.

dandollaz: @Tex it means flow will tell tega father what the son is doing.that is the exclamation we use to say when you see such in those days.

Thank you...This is the problem with using Google as a source, I am not familiar with the singularities of the language, and my grasp of Pidgin is not sufficient.

texanomaly:

Thank you...This is the problem with using Google as a source, I am not familiar with the singularities of the language, and my grasp of Pidgin is not sufficient.

do you really wanna learn pidgin? It easy, come down to Nigeria

yemi2plus2:
do you really wanna learn pidgin? It easy, come down to Nigeria

As soon as my visa is approved I go come.

texanomaly:
As soon as my visa is approved I go come.

better than derailing the thread

yemi2plus2:
better than derailing the thread

Sorry... Flow? Abeg If you are awake, come update, so these people will not be angry with me.

texanomaly:
Sorry... Flow? Abeg If you are awake, come update, so these people will not be angry with me.

e dey do away match today. Meaning no update

yeah...I don't need an interpretation for that.

Bia flow you wan make we use white cock beg you before you update? Kpachara anya gi oo.

I jaz dey feel ya since ni, flow u correct.... Mehn, i 8 gayism.

flow1759: "i saw! What i saw!! What i saw!! Even if i had hundred mouths, i still wouldn't be able to narrate.

I saw S'odomy.

Tega was giving Opopo d'og style.

I wept.

Save Opopo, Tega didn't look like "Marvin g'ay" to me.

"them no dey write am for face oh" I told myself.

Why must "Fame" and "Money" be identical twins with their elder brother and sister as G'.ayism and L'.esbianism? Is a question for Google.

As i continued watching how Tega rammed Opopo so hard from behind, i promised myself that Tega would never sleep by my side at night. Never!!

flow bt na waa o, nd ur camera fone no dey dere wit yu to shoot dem

omoadeleye: flow bt na waa o, nd ur camera fone no dey dere wit yu to shoot dem

Bros na wa oo. E suppose dey tire u to dey quote almost an entire update of FLOW all because U̶̲̥̅̊ wan comment with just two lines..

Abeg its irritating ooo

Warlord3000:

Bros na wa oo. E suppose dey tire u to dey quote almost an entire update of FLOW all because U̶̲̥̅̊ wan comment with just two lines..

Abeg its irritating ooo

it's nt an entire update na

flow is it not time yet?abi na one year one block?

Flow where you dey since sef? Abeg update...

texanomaly: Flow where you dey since sef? Abeg update...

Niiiice. Now your going with the flow now...literally.LOL

Floweeeee... Where you dey?

flow maka y na? Wia u dey na, abeg update johr b4 i vex 4 u woh

From that day, i hated Tega like poo, and i hated Opopo like fart.

After we were paid Big boys cutz stipend for the previous week, i and Brainbox was called to the "bar" one evening.

"guy you sure say we go go service so?" said Brainbox.

"why we no go go service? We go go na" I replied.

"guy our department no wan even send us go service, even those wey their result complete never go service, talk less of us wey get spill over" Brainbox complained.

It had totally escaped my memory that i had Phy442 exam to write in two weeks time, what Brainbox said reminded me that i was a spill-over student and not a Rice and Beans student.

"no be you dey talk before say no be say person get certificate mean say the person go rich" I altered.

"guy Asambodo good oh" He agreed.

Asambodo is not the name of Australian currency, it is an Ibo word meaning "Certificate".


"guy i enter one Boutique go market my necklace, naso i see Tega and Opopo there oh, guy you know wetin com happen?" Brainbox made an incomplete statement.

I thought he wanted to say, Opopo and Tega drilled into his a''sshole in the Boutique in broad daylight.

"two of them f'.uck you?" I almost asked.

"wetin happen na?" I inquired.

"them buy one fine shoe for me oh, them even buy one expensive perfume for me sef" Brainbox informed.

"and you collect?" I needed to know.

"who no like better thing! I collect na" He smiled.

"no worry them go soon start to wayah you for nyash, na that time you go know say Khaki no be leather, abi you no know say that perfume fit be g'ay perfume, when you spray am you go just begin to dey like Opopo and Tega" I almost said.

Talk of the Devils, and they came.

"Flow how far?" Tega stretched out his hand for a handshake.

"guy why you wan shake me na, abi i resemble g'ay" I almost said.

I reluctantly shook him, and he forgot his hand on mine.

In my mind, i was thinking he was passing "g'ay current" to me, so i quickly withdrew my hand.


"Flow how far na" Opopo shook my hands.

"i dey fine Marvin g'ay" I nearly replied.

Imagine both of them f'.ucking and at the same time playing a Marvin g'ay song. Ohlala!! It would be a g'aylicious experience.


"we say make we drink na, make we enjoy ourself na" I said.

"make we sef follow una drink na" They both sat down.

"make una follow us na, but make una no spread g'ay disease give us oh" I nearly said.

"make una join us na, there is Love in sharing" Brainbox said.

"Love in wetin? You want Love? If Opopo and Tega Love you na you go run oh" I felt like telling Brainbox.

"Barman, bring beer for all of us, you go bring pepper soup for all of us sef" Tega ordered.

"guy wey your motor na?" I asked Opopo as we drank on.

"the thing get small problem, e dey for mechanic" He replied.

"how that your fine motor go get problem? Abi your Jaz no dey work again?" I almost said.

"Jaz" is not referring to the music genre, it is said to refer to getting fame, power, money, love in diabolical means.

I was glad i wore my "drinking cap" that evening. So many bottles of Udeme saw the skies, i think about 18bottles.

Don't get it twisted, the 18bottles wasn't drank by Mr Flow Udeme alone, Mr Opopo Udeme and Mr Tega Udeme drank "Udeme" too. The big Udeme.

The bottles of Udeme i drank sent home the four plates of pepper soup i took. I so wished Man came with us to drink that evening. He couldn't come with us because he was the Cook for that evening, Pkc was around with some Pastor friends of his. With additional mouths to feed, Man needed to prepare more food.



As we walked home, sorry!! they walked home, while i jumped home. As i jumped home, i noticed that the atmosphere was well lite, there was light in every nook and cranny, even in my shoes.

"but God is great oh, how God take make light sef" I said.

"God na Chairman" Opopo stated.

The Full-Moon lite the night that i thought the night was fast spent.

"wetin be time?" I asked.

"time na 9:30" Tega answered.

"i no go sleep for our room oh, i go sleep for them Tupac room" I informed. "me too oh" Brainbox said.

"why una no wan sleep there?" Tega asked.

"space no go dey for our room na, Pkc bring two pastors come house" Brainbox said.

"so na because him bring two pastor come house nahim make me no go sleep for house? For wetin na? House wey my money dey for house rent? Abeg Opopo make we go house jor, we go sleep for house, we no dey sleep for another person room" Tega yelled.

"your money dey for the house rent na, our own money no join" I told him.

What we never knew was that Opopo and Tega would be a "disgrace" to Pkc in the presence of his Pastor friends.

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Ever heard the expression, "It was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop?