fujirice:
In igbo language, there is something called "Olu mba" (a people's dialect) and "Igbo izugbe"(universal Igbo language[if I'm not mistaken]). I think most of the Igbo Flow's spoken here is Olumba(his own dialect) hence the reason why you didn't see it in the Igbo dictionaries; eg the "wughi" you talked about is "bughi" in Igboizugbe(universal igbo).

bughi was not there either, but thanks. I got:what does this name mean, and a bunch of youtube videos. Can u translate?

flow1759:

How you take know say "white, father and child" dey for wetin i talk?

O di ka e wughi onye ocha o. E wu onye Igbo gara Obodo Oyibo.

You realy want me to work for this, don't you? It is ok. I told u. I love languages. I go sabi am. u go see am O!

flow1759:

How you take know say "white, father and child" dey for wetin i talk?

O di ka e wughi onye ocha o. E wu onye Igbo gara Obodo Oyibo.

texanomaly:

You realy want me to work for this, don't you? It is ok. I told u. I love languages. I go sabi am. u go see am O!

Here's some help. He's saying, 'It seems you are not (really) a white person. You are an Igbo person who went to the white man's land.'

nu-well:




Here's some help. He's saying, 'It seems you are not (really) a white person. You are an Igbo person who went to the white man's land.'

LOL...I've been told I must have some African heritage in me, because of my backside. I think God was laughing when he put it on a white woman.

texanomaly:

LOL...I've been told I must have some African heritage in me, because of my backside. I think God was laughing when he put it on a white woman.

can I see the back? I need to be sure you're telling the truth.

flow as i hail u reach,u knw reply me bah? mu ra si<<<*shrug my shoulder for you>>>no alomo or 1759 for u in da next 6moon......mind u i dey start ma exam on tue,wish my luck member in da ouse

Mr Troll: can I see the back? I need to be sure you're telling the truth.

na for my guy only O!

texanomaly:

na for my guy only O!

Flow?

my bf told me to say this.

texanomaly:

na for my guy only O!

texanomaly: my bf told me to say this.

oya when im comot na u go show d package

Mr Troll: oya when im comot na u go show d package

bf tell me to say something to u, but call was dropped...i'm not sure my mouth can say the words he say. Besides they would have been censored.

We need to stop this and call for Flow to update. Floweeeeeeeeeeeee? Your fans dey wait am O. LOL I think that is right.

Flow, you know 6 hours separate us. It is 4:15am here. I wake just for you. U go disapoint am? Abeg update

texanomaly: We need to stop this and call for Flow to update. Floweeeeeeeeeeeee? Your fans dey wait am O. LOL I think that is right.

Babe u dey try.

texanomaly: Flow, you know 6 hours separate us. It is 4:15am here. I wake just for you. U go disapoint am? Abeg update

Rather you can say 'Flow, na u make me wake up o!! Make u no fall my hand. Abeg come update.'

@ j-slimz: thank you...Flow, na u make me wake up o!! Make u no fall my hand. Abeg come update.

Checking of staffs in the office; Folorunsho Williams! Response; present Sir, Tunde Jide! Present Sir, Joseph John! Present sir,Goodluck Sambo! Present Sirn Ebele Namadi! Present Sir,Eke Peter! Eke Peter!! Have any of you seen him today? Yes Sir he is in Nairaland!

Flowey I'm going back to bed. I will check you later.

I like this jooor

The phone woke me. Nigeria calls me. In my dreams and when I am awake.

Wow! Finally here...kinda addicted to this story. Flow u r really good...and i also fnd d comments here funny nd interesting!

Btw ve seen ur pics nd u r cute.

Whispering * i think Tex got a very, i mean very BIG Crush on flow*

SpicyMimi: Wow! Finally here...kinda addicted to this story. Flow u r really good...and i also fnd d comments here funny nd interesting!

Btw ve seen ur pics nd u r cute.

Whispering * i think Tex got a very, i mean very BIG Crush on flow*

*looking around*
oya quickly modify before josephine show face for here

SpicyMimi: Wow! Finally here...kinda addicted to this story. Flow u r really good...and i also fnd d comments here funny nd interesting!

Btw ve seen ur pics nd u r cute.

Whispering * i think Tex got a very, i mean very BIG Crush on flow*

We have never met, and have never spoken IRL. How will I have crush? I am in love with his pen.

texanomaly:
We have never met, and have never spoken IRL. How will I have crush? I am in love with his pen.

If josephine catch una, mmm i no dy o, *checking if josephine is around*

stop derailing the thread with this. I like the story.

Madawaki01: *looking around*
oya quickly modify before josephine show face for here

who is Josephine? And what can she do?

@Tex alright then.

Na d gstring fall u, as u leave watin u cum do wit socket, dey do another, hahahaha, power of g string ooooo. Flow more.

She bent down to pick up the rope and i caught a pictorial view of her a'.ss.

"help me tie it here pls" she pleaded.

As i collected the rope from her, the warmth of her hand increased my blood pressure, my cholesterol level also increased.

I don already full my pocket with c'.ondom, because i had been noticing the "Green light" she always beamed anytime i came around.

She stood close to me, backing me, as i tied the rope, my erected d'ick was evenly stroking her soft a'.ss.

"pls take it easy" she said.

"wetin i go take easy? Na the rope wey i dey tie for up, abi na as my p'rick dey rub you bakassi" I almost said.

"i will" I muttered.

At that moment, i was already losing grip of the rope because of the sweet sensation my brain was recieving.

I took a panoramic view to see her neat c'.leavage staring at me smiling. I smiled back and assured myself; "am coming for you".

From all indications, she was ready to give it to me just how i wanted it. If not for anything, but for the cold weather.

"are you through" She muttered.

The perfume she wore smelled nicely that it made my d'ick stood harder.

"almost!" I replied. I was 75% sure i was "almost" close to taking her clothes off.

From above, my hand moved to touch her b',reast, i thought she would make a statement like; "why did you do that", instead I heard her giggled.

That was an approval, so i f',ondled first with my right hand, and then with both hands.


She gave me a hand as i fumbled to remove her gown.

At the sight of her huge b'.reast, i muttered, "my oh my!!".

My mouth watered for a kiss. I did kissed. I kissed and was lost in the kiss.

The blue light that shone on us made me saw nothing but B'.reast! B'.reast!! B'.reast!!. I saw so many b'.reast like i was seeing double.

I moved a finger to her n'.ipple and tickle it a bit, she moaned in response, and i removed my T-shirt to reveal my thick chest. And also my seven-packs, which she c'aressed with so much dexterity.

She was neatly shaved down there, while i was a Sahara desert. Her p'.ussy looked so juicy and inviting.

As i removed my trouser, my erected d'ick hurried out of my boxers like a Spring.

As she c'aressed my d'ick, i couldn't hold back, so i quickly removed a pack of C.'ondom from my trouser pocket and wore it. I no know whether na me dey wear C'.ondon, abi na C'.ondom dey wear me oh.

At that moment, my d'.ick was about 10inches long, and i saw that it seemed her p'.ussy was Speaking Swahili.

She c'aressed my d'ick again as i moved to her, hungry for action. She pushed me, and i lazily landed on a table by the corner.

It was as if i went to the Gym to work out my d'ick before i came to see her that evening, the muscles in my d'ick was as hard as Aso rock.

She climbed me and i held her l'.aps with my both hands so she wouldn't fall off, breaking my d'ick in the process.

She pounded me like a Yoruba woman would do to Iyan.

Iyan means Pounded Yam. If you think say i dey lie, ask anybody from Ekiti state.

Up and down, she went moaning so loud that i thought someone passing by might hear us.

Nobody would pass by, i was sure, unless of course that person was with an Unbrella because it was raining heavily.

She continued pounding, not minding that the table i sat on was shaky.

I glanced at the door to see that it wasn't locked, that was less a problem, the main problem at that moment was that i was on the verge of falling off the table.

Her huge pair of b'.reast jumped up and down as she pounded harder, so i thought it right to hold them from pulling off. I started f'.ondling them.

But it seemed my f'.ondling was really hurting her unlike before, she removed my both hands, holding them, making it looked like she was riding a Power Bike.

Her holding my both hands and riding was fun, but i feared that i might fall off the shaky plastic table and one of the high-heel shoes on the floor might pierce through my a'.sshole.


From the table, we moved to the floor. If i was Manchester United and she was Chelsea Fc, the floor was my Old Tradford. Her striker Torres scored a goal on the table because i wasn't comfortable, while my striker Roney scored a hat-trick on the floor. I won the UEFA Champions league.

My trophy was the bulk of clothes she gave me. Jeans, T-shirts, long sleeves, short sleeves, and even face caps filled the bag.

I collected my Tupaco and Kpatalico Jewelleries money from her and left her Boutique after the rain stopped.

I thought of not taking the clothes home to my stingy friends, but i thought otherwise because there was enough to go round, and because the clothes were strictly "Osho free".

Osho free means Free of charge.

On my way, i stopped over at an electrical equipment store to buy Kate's socket.



I know say una been dey think say na Kate i wayah, so i for win the money wey guys bet for her head. Well, sorry to disappoint you guys. That was how it went.

ambivalentstate: Checking of staffs in the office; Folorunsho Williams! Response; present Sir, Tunde Jide! Present Sir, Joseph John! Present sir,Goodluck Sambo! Present Sirn Ebele Namadi! Present Sir,Eke Peter! Eke Peter!! Have any of you seen him today? Yes Sir he is in Nairaland!

You got me rolling on the floor laughing with this.

Lool...i actually thought it was Kate..

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