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I just saw this article online and i must admit its
pretty hilarious ....do u guys agree with the
verdict cuz obama luks quite handsome to
me ....what do u guys think?
"Kenyans were last weekend voted the funniest
looking people in Africa. With 48 participating nations in the Annual Most Beautiful
People of Africa Awards, held at the Gregor
Theater in Bloemfontein SA, Kenya took the last
position, dislodging Zambia and reclaiming the
title it held in 2000. It posted 7 points out of a
possible 540 points. The top position was taken by Rwanda, followed by Cameroon and then
Ethiopia as second runner up. The last three
positions were Kenya at 48, Zambia at 47, then
Gabon, at 46. The judges said they gave their
points based on presentation, physical
appearance, grooming, communication and other areas.
"Women from the Kikuyu community have
small legs, totally no figures, and a little
exeggerated heads. They lack good behinds
and those who have them look like inflated
baloons.They are shaped like pyramids turned upside down.A big upper frame and an almost
inviscible lower bit. Luo men on the other side
have distorted facial features..say big lips and
huge noses or should we call them knobs.
Kikuyu men are also unproportional, and most
of them are stunted. They walk leaning foward. Plus they have long rusty teeth."
"Those from Kisii Districts are small people, the
average Kenyan man will stop growing at
5'2"...5'4" tops. Kisii men have mango shaped
heads, and bowed legs, a feature also common
in in their Luhya counterparts." He goes on to describe Kaleos as "Funny little
pitch black emaciated fellows, raking in millions
from the track. However long they'll remain in
Europe, their features never improve". "Nandis
will have rounded foreheads, and thin, long
arms". While occupants at the coast province are said to have "Wide faces, almost like a
widescreen
telly, especially taitas,and duruas"
Moral lesson, "Be careful dating a Kenyan
online." Accepting the Award Ambassador
Kinyesi, complained of biased judging. Also present were dignitaries from all around Africa. http://www.guide2uganda.com/news/331/ Kenyans-Voted-Ugliest-in-Africa#.Tz...

south sudan is also africa o!!

I have seen ugly Kenyan men but I have seen cute Kenyan men.

Obama is mixed.

huh..what's this?

DivideUs: south sudan is also africa o!!

are u trynna sae south sudanese pple are ugly? ...well the few sudanese pple ive met hv amazing bone structures and gorgeous skin tones. No wonder most int'l models from africa r sudanese so i dun agree wv u

Lool, they just insultd them from head to toe, lmoa@mango head.

Anyways what was Nigeria's position? We fine too na

mikelreal: Lool, they just insultd them from head to toe, lmoa@mango head.

Anyways what was Nigeria's position? We fine too na

lol, im ghanaian but im sure y'all did fine.

This is absolutely hilarious! see stroking! Thank God for Naija o!

chokl8candie: lol, im ghanaian but im sure y'all did fine.

yh am sure we were among the 1st 10

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I have seen ugly Kenyan men but I have seen cute Kenyan men.

Obama is mixed.[/quote]obama's head is more like a spoon #IdidntSayso

mikelreal: obama's head is more like a spoon #IdidntSayso

lool ikr!!...coming to think of it obama aint dat handsome for a mixed dude. kenyans or east africans in general aint as goodlooking as we westafricans *runsandhidesbehindchair*
pls no east african shd come and crucify me oo,im jx kidding

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I have seen ugly Kenyan men but I have seen cute Kenyan men.

Obama is mixed.[/quote]What's this one saying
Can you even understand yourself?

Prezzo is an evidence of kenyan "beauty".

Ghanians and North koreans are the ugliest people in the universe. That award has clearly been rigged.

Another clear sign of end times !

dowjones: Prezzo is an evidence of kenyan "beauty".

Ghanians and North koreans are the ugliest people in universe. That award has clearly been rigged.

Another clear sign of end times !

Ignorance much ....and your making dis conclusion based on the 5 ghanaians or koreans uve met in ur entire life?
Dis was a research conducted by an institute and u dont see ghana up there in the bottom 3 do u?
if u claim ghanaians are ugly dats ur cup of tea .....wont evn waste my time commenting further

chokl8candie: Ignorance much ....and your making dis conclusion based on the 5 ghanaians or koreans uve met in ur entire life?
Dis was a research conducted by an institute and u dont see ghana up there in the bottom 3 do u?
if u claim ghanaians are ugly dats ur cup of tea .....wont evn waste my time commenting further

I'm saying this based on the Ghanian national football team, the Ghanian football fan club, Ghanian sex videos *spits*, Ghollywood videos!, my ghanian lesson teacher when i was a kid amongst other ugly ghanian people.

Dont take it the wrong way, look at the bright side, they are good dancers and they produce the best alcholic drinks..Alomo, ashietu bitters !

Best of all, thier girls are p0rn star wannabes. lmao !

dowjones: I'm saying this based on the Ghanian national football team, the Ghanian football fan club, Ghanian sex videos *spits*, Ghollywood videos!, my ghanian lesson teacher when i was a kid amongst other ugly ghanian people.

Dont take it the wrong way, look at the bright side, they are good dancers and they produce the best alcholic drinks..Alomo, ashietu bitters !

Best of all, thier girls are p0rn star wannabes. lmao !

omg!! Did u seriously just expose ur level of ignorance by typing all that??
Ghana national team?,ghana football fans?, ghanaian porn?? LMAOooo
Lemme gues, u also think america is also paradise on earth based on the stuff u watch on tv ryt? N also i wd be justified to think all africans were poor and hungry cz of the stuff i watch on tv in d states?
Swtheart please save urself the embarrasement n dont mke this statement anywhere else
And FYI this thread isnt abt ghana so dont let us shift dis boat towards dat direction

i totally agree with dis award. Kenyans generally dont look good. The men looks like baboons,d females like orangutan . . .dis got me thinking,luckily enough,i arrived at a reasonable conclusion:










after several years living with animals(due to their varse wildlife),an average kenyan now looks like a primate

^^^ doesnt change the fact that the awards were rigged... By ghanians ! lmao !

lmao funny

chokl8candie: omg!! Did u seriously just expose ur level of ignorance by typing all that??
Ghana national team?,ghana football fans?, ghanaian porn?? LMAOooo
Lemme gues, u also think america is also paradise on earth based on the stuff u watch on tv ryt? N also i wd be justified to think all africans were poor and hungry cz of the stuff i watch on tv in d states?
Swtheart please save urself the embarrasement n dont mke this statement anywhere else
And FYI this thread isnt abt ghana so dont let us shift dis boat towards dat direction

Please ignore him

thought cameroonians were into br5st ironing...guess its not as wide-spread as I thought..
hope there aren't tok many kenyans on this forum as this may quickly spiral down to inter-country e-war...



we already have our hands full battling southafricans

Hmmmm

Abbey2sam: What's this one saying
Can you even understand yourself?

What part of Obama is mixed that you don't understand dummy?

mikelreal: obama's head is more like a spoon #IdidntSayso

So you are saying he got his spoon head from the Kenyan side or the Oyinbo side?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]So you are saying he got his spoon head from the Kenyan side or the Oyinbo side? [/quote]his kenyan side obviously . Google pix of Obama's dad and u'd see why

Chai!
#Looks left looks right,
#whispers: Obama Papa no fine o

[quote author=optimus-prime1]Chai!
#Looks left looks right,
#whispers: Obama Papa no fine o[/quote]looool ; D;

[quote author=y-fo]thought cameroonians were into br5st ironing...guess its not as wide-spread as I thought..
hope there aren't tok many kenyans on this forum as this may quickly spiral down to inter-country e-war...



we already have our hands full battling southafricans [/quote]yess ooo, i hope not or else they wud start making noise about how ugly west africans are . But on a brighter note we didnt give them the award, a research institute in south Africa did

Nonso23: REMINDS ME OF STEPHEN APPIAH

loolz. And the comment above reminds me of SEGUN ARINZE and TAIYE TAIWO