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Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by ajosegabriel(m): 8:54am On Dec 16, 2013
emmysam2:
Do people still attend Celestial Churches in this time and age Am just asking.
I thought it was meant for the ''Dark Ages'' undecided
"your believe"....what church do you attend
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by otipoju(m): 9:00am On Dec 16, 2013
There was the first generation of Celestians who were not biblically versed enough to understand the beauty of CCC. That was the generation of our fathers who were raised in the missionary Anglican,Catholic,Babtist settings where the laity were spiritually spoonfed by the clergy and were not really expected to do dilligent study of the scriptures.

There was the generation of our elder brothers who began to read the bible to find the scriptural basis for most of our doctrines,beliefs and activities. We thank them for their pioneer efforts cause they laid the foundation for most of what we understand and chose to remain Celestians when many of their era could not resist the allure of the Pentecostal churches that were springing up here and there.

Now there is a new breed of celestians who attended sunday school from infancy and has grown up with a clear understanding of the scriptural basis for his beliefs. He knows that salvation is by grace and not by works and was made possible by the death of Christ on the cross!!! He also knows that its through the name of Jesus that we are allowed to ask from God the father and so tables his requests before Jehovah in that name. He is also aware of the role of angels as both messengers of God and himself as a child of God.Shikena!!

This breed also understand the symbolic nature of the items used for some prayers and so knows that a Candle stick for instance contains no power in itself but is a merely a symbol of the light of God that dispels the darkness of Satan.

He sings the unique hymns that praises the might of God,that describe his splendor,that tell him about the power in the blood of Jesus,that tell him about the powerlessnes of satan over him,that tell him to put his trust in God only and never to rely nor be afraid of any man.

The hymns admonish him to desist from evil and instead be guided by the Holy Spirit. They tell him to live in peace with his neighbours and help the needy if he has the means. They tell him that in the presence of God there is fulness of joy and that the joy of the lord is his strength and so he just cannot be moody in God's house and dances without sending in humble adoration to his maker especially when he knows from those songs that the prescense of the creator of the universe is with him wherever he goes.

He applies all these he has learnt and they bring him positive results and then one Pastor or member of his congregation that this Celestian has seen once or twice in his church premises when he came to inquire from God at the feet of a young prophet now tells him that his church is demonic and unblibical and barbaric.

The celestial just shakes his head at an ignoramus! Please tell me something I have not heard before ojare. Celestians are demonic pitch has become stale joor.

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Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by otipoju(m): 9:00am On Dec 16, 2013
@OP, Dominic can you boldly type this in your next post- if i lied in this my story let my first born be born deaf and dumb. So that he will never lie or hear lies. If you can we will say amen for you the Celestial way!!! LIAR-LIAR for where dem dey start sunday service for Cele before 10 o'clock or prophet dey deliver message to an individual publicly?
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by ajosegabriel(m): 9:02am On Dec 16, 2013
FOLYKAZE: When will Africa be cleansed of this madness?
what is madness there?? a lady who has evil spirit was detected and casted out of the church.what's wrong with that ??the ways of God nobody knows.
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by ajosegabriel(m): 9:09am On Dec 16, 2013
Dhurmynick: This morning i didn't want to go to my church but my mum persuaded me into going to church with her. I gave in to her persuasion. I've been going to celestial for a few times over the years, But today was different. We started at 9a.m today due to what they call ikore (festival) they had numerous ikore today. Then it started, and it wasn't funny we pray, kneel and sing, we were indirectly and involuntarily doing frog jump, then the service got hotter, the prayers were superb then a prophet knelt down and was displaying signs of entering into the spirit, most women were dancing around her, in the blink of an eye the women's quarter scattered and i could see the prophet beating a woman mercilessly... JEEEEESUS. I've heard stories but I've never witnessed it before. This prophet was beating the woman in a manner that even Hercules would cry for her out of pity. This woman held her back and gently walked out of the church even though she is a member. The maliaka followed her outside still beating her. I once heard from my mother that the beating is to torture the badoo spirits out of a person.. Me just sit for back dey watch drama. A particular reason I hate going to celestial is bcoz of the lack of privacy. The maliaka can just drag you out and say things that are supposed to be a secret. I have to admit, I was scared when she was coming my way with the broom, then she dropped it and picked up a thick stick. Then she did 180 degrees and went back.. the service was one of the best I've had. Have you had any similar experience.
no matter the service ,harvest or no harvest service starts by 10am

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Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by DonaldGenes(m): 9:24am On Dec 16, 2013
Khalessi: OP be careful...churches have gone hi tech, one of there "prophets"may be on nairaland...undecided

lmao
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by haibe(m): 9:30am On Dec 16, 2013
ajosegabriel: what is madness there?? a lady who has evil spirit was detected and casted out of the church.what's wrong with that ??the ways of God nobody knows.

oag its madness thinking flogging someone can cast out his/her demonic spirit
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by oluxy(m): 9:57am On Dec 16, 2013
Dhurmynick: This morning i didn't want to go to my church but my mum persuaded me into going to church with her. I gave in to her persuasion. I've been going to celestial for a few times over the years, But today was different. We started at 9a.m today due to what they call ikore (festival) they had numerous ikore today. Then it started, and it wasn't funny we pray, kneel and sing, we were indirectly and involuntarily doing frog jump, then the service got hotter, the prayers were superb then a prophet knelt down and was displaying signs of entering into the spirit, most women were dancing around her, in the blink of an eye the women's quarter scattered and i could see the prophet beating a woman mercilessly... JEEEEESUS. I've heard stories but I've never witnessed it before. This prophet was beating the woman in a manner that even Hercules would cry for her out of pity. This woman held her back and gently walked out of the church even though she is a member. The maliaka followed her outside still beating her. I once heard from my mother that the beating is to torture the badoo spirits out of a person.. Me just sit for back dey watch drama. A particular reason I hate going to celestial is bcoz of the lack of privacy. The maliaka can just drag you out and say things that are supposed to be a secret. I have to admit, I was scared when she was coming my way with the broom, then she dropped it and picked up a thick stick. Then she did 180 degrees and went back.. the service was one of the best I've had. Have you had any similar experience.

U must be a gud 4 notin fool on earth. So wht is ur aim of writing dis? To get applaud or to make d church looks bad in public. Whn Oyedipo of winner slap a woman in d church, did u see any member put dt on face if not d press? But u; u like privacy because u dnt wnt ur secret to be reveal. Hw many pson belonging hv u stole, kill, rape? Dt is Y u dnt lik d church because of dis secrets u re hiding.

U decided to spoil d church of God, d house of God, God will spoil ur life and punish u for this. It look funny to share on nairaland forum right, u will be judge for this action, gud for noting fellow.
I pity ur parents because they hv not had a child cos u re not one, u wil be put to shame and disgrace everytim because u re trying to but d church of God to shame in the eyes of men, so u will be put to shame in the eyes of men.

And for those of u dt think abusing or spoiling churches is a gud buz; if u don't desist; it shall not be well wit u for the rest of ur life because we re talkin abut d house of God here not ur useless fathers' house.

Xcept u stop then it shall be well wit u and u shal reap the earlier one.

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Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by Ryda(m): 10:02am On Dec 16, 2013
O.p abeq wetin dem use beat d woman with d baDoo spirit? grin grin

Broom, Stick, Koboko, 2by4, fanbelt,

All these materials ehn could determine hw worst d spirit is
cheesy cheesy cheesy

The one i saw whn i was stil a churchgoer was whn dis sLim lady with big ukwu scattered d chairs from d entrance of d church reach alter she nearly hit me o...but i dodge her cheesy cheesy
Alakoba she want somebody to hold her to halt.
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by midewhator: 10:10am On Dec 16, 2013
Be careful what you say...
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by COvo(m): 10:11am On Dec 16, 2013
seunidris: Yeye tinz... Am a proud celestian, I will forever remain a celestial body... Keep ur comment to ur ass... Who cares... Rubbbish...who false u
Open your eyes.The water and the flogging u receive in that church has blinded you.
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by Ryda(m): 10:17am On Dec 16, 2013
C.Ovo:

Open your eyes.The water and the flogging u receive in that church has blinded you.


Seconded angry
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by qtx(m): 10:19am On Dec 16, 2013
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Dhurmynick: This morning i didn't want to go to my church but my mum persuaded me into going to church with her. I gave in to her persuasion. I've been going to celestial for a few times over the years, But today was different. We started at 9a.m today due to what they call ikore (festival) they had numerous ikore today. Then it started, and it wasn't funny we pray, kneel and sing, we were indirectly and involuntarily doing frog jump, then the service got hotter, the prayers were superb then a prophet knelt down and was displaying signs of entering into the spirit, most women were dancing around her, in the blink of an eye the women's quarter scattered and i could see the prophet beating a woman mercilessly... JEEEEESUS. I've heard stories but I've never witnessed it before. This prophet was beating the woman in a manner that even Hercules would cry for her out of pity. This woman held her back and gently walked out of the church even though she is a member. The maliaka followed her outside still beating her. I once heard from my mother that the beating is to torture the badoo spirits out of a person.. Me just sit for back dey watch drama. A particular reason I hate going to celestial is bcoz of the lack of privacy. The maliaka can just drag you out and say things that are supposed to be a secret. I have to admit, I was scared when she was coming my way with the broom, then she dropped it and picked up a thick stick. Then she did 180 degrees and went back.. the service was one of the best I've had. Have you had any similar experience.
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ahahahahahahahah grin very funny story
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by bfmconcepts: 10:28am On Dec 16, 2013
Many people believe so much in seer/prophets, most of which read your psychology to tell you what you already know.
And whatever the prophet (real or fake) tells them is what they believe. The law of life is that you get what you deserve.
If you're waiting for a place where the prophet who stopped at primary school level will predict the course you'll study in the university for you, you're in big shit.
My advice for everyone is that deserve the sincere milk of the word of God that you may grow spiritually.
The word of God is inexhaustible prophesy. Hold on to it, and see results.

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Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by oluxy(m): 10:31am On Dec 16, 2013
All those persons that like spoiling churches, if u don't desist, I decree it shall not be well with u and u will not hv better ending. I prophesy and u may think its joke.

U that hell await.
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by andyanders: 10:31am On Dec 16, 2013
Missfads:

My advise for u is that u should nt talk about wat u don't know about inorder not to incur the wrath of God on your life.....get confirmations first.....

Leave that level of God's wrath.It do happen in those churches and I have taken my time to even attend the church and what I saw.......

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Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by haibe(m): 10:32am On Dec 16, 2013
oluxy: All those persons that like spoiling churches, if u don't desist, I decree it shall not be well with u and u will not hv better ending. I prophesy and u may think its joke.

U that hell await.

So you think you will not go to hell with this kind of comment SMH!!!
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by Dhurmynick(m): 10:48am On Dec 16, 2013
otipoju: @OP, Dominic can you boldly type this in your next post- if i lied in this my story let my first born be born deaf and dumb. So that he will never lie or hear lies. If you can we will say amen for you the Celestial way!!! LIAR-LIAR for where dem dey start sunday service for Cele before 10 o'clock or prophet dey deliver message to an individual publicly?

if i lied in this my story let my first born be born deaf and dumb. So that he will never lie or hear lies
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by haibe(m): 10:53am On Dec 16, 2013
Dhurmynick:

if i lied in this my story let my first born be born deaf and dumb. So that he will never lie or hear lies

You should have just ignore those gullible followers
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by Dhurmynick(m): 10:56am On Dec 16, 2013
oluxy:

U must be a gud 4 notin fool on earth.

Please where in this post did i say I'm on earth. Please oh. Don’t get me angry. I'm a scorpio. I have a horrible temper. Yeah, i stole a girls heart. Xo wat. U wan arrest me.
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by andyanders: 10:56am On Dec 16, 2013
Dhurmynick:

if i lied in this my story let my first born be born deaf and dumb. So that he will never lie or hear lies

My brother, you need not to get to that point and it is not your portion for any of your children to be dumb and deaf. Allow anybody say what he or she wants.
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by Dhurmynick(m): 11:01am On Dec 16, 2013
omoeso: The OP just wanna be funny, that's all. Sincerely, all he said here na total lie. First in first, no celestial church, I repeat, no celestial church inrespect of the location. Either here in Nigeria or UK will start their service @ 9am. Forget if they are having harvest or not, it will never happen.
Second, from ketu parish to elephant and castle parish in london, av never seen anywere in celestial church where women will gather round a prophet inside church...haba take am easy now. That's a fraking big lie!!! Now imagine an harvest day where u have many visitors, and u talking of a prophet chasing ppl around with brrom and stick, na masquerade?
All this ur fabricated lies na just to make ur story sweet. Attend a good parish next time like tejuosho parish in Yaba or Elephant @ castle or New jerusalem in UK and not that ur mama fake story church and come bk here to let us know ur xperince.

Not their own ikore. They had numerous ikore to be. I sha knw everybody entered when the 9a.m bell was rung. And service started very shortly

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Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by Empowerment(m): 12:08pm On Dec 16, 2013
Lil'knight:
Celestial is an heavenly created church, d word itself means heavenly!!!
Jst lyk oda churches, celestial is nt created by an individual or any human, it spiritually descended to earth and since den it has been spreading worldwide. What makes pple criticize d church is ntn buh simply because of d doctrine, and dis isn't right cos d lyks of oda churches lyk catholic, anglican do av....comment reserved
Guess most of our people don't really know what. it takes to be a believer. If u want to make mockery of a church, it's fine and no one will hold u responsible But my piece of advice is that you are what u believe. If the church is not right ur mum will opt out. Let's all be cautious of things we say and How we say them. So we won't experience the wrath of God unknowingly.
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by charlon4life: 12:15pm On Dec 16, 2013
The OP is a liar but let God be the judge. Like someone said, there is nowhere in Celestial Church that Service starts by 9 am. Not even on harvest(Ikore) day. What do you guys gain in bringing down churches?
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by charlon4life: 12:31pm On Dec 16, 2013
haibe:

You should have just ignore those gullible followers

Your problem is that you guys think you are the best but I am happy to tell you that you are not. I am a Celestian but find time to attend you Pentecostal churches from time to time and really, I don't see how you are better Christians. I have friends that attend these churches too and they are no better. from your statement, I can tell you are no better than most of them I have met. Christianity is not a carnival like most of you go to church for. Shouting when the pastor is preaching and all that. It is about listening to the word in church, studying on your own and applying it to your lives. If I was not a Christian, people like you cannot evangelise to me because you will not even have to word to speak.

I pity you, bro.
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by haibe(m): 12:39pm On Dec 16, 2013
charlon4life:

Your problem is that you guys think you are the best but I am happy to tell you that you are not. I am a Celestian but find time to attend you Pentecostal churches from time to time and really, I don't see how you are better Christians. I have friends that attend these churches too and they are no better. from your statement, I can tell you are no better than most of them I have met. Christianity is not a carnival like most of you go to church for. Shouting when the pastor is preaching and all that. It is about listening to the word in church, studying on your own and applying it to your lives. If I was not a Christian, people like you cannot evangelise to me because you will not even have to word to speak.

I pity you, bro.

Your interpretation of my post is wrong, I never said all ccc members are gullible but those who were making some crazy comments

Do you know me? No. ..your comment does not apply to me.
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by toprealman: 12:53pm On Dec 16, 2013
One of the best you've had abi? I hope to be there when you will receive the beating of your life. That should call for some celebration.
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by ajosegabriel(m): 1:20pm On Dec 16, 2013
you guys need to know you are not criticising celestial doctrines only but criticising the way God decided to use his people, (the way he decided to use the person in spirit )well I pray your divergent believes about celestial doctrines does not stand against you at the judgement day..
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by Dhurmynick(m): 1:37pm On Dec 16, 2013
I'm locking this thread.
Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by sEGXY2(m): 3:37pm On Dec 16, 2013
Heartie01: like seriously u re nt a good liar. So my advice to u is to stop it cos every one knows in celestial church both male and female don't sit together so as a man I am wondering ao u got to the female side not to talk of pressing yansh as u ve said o..
men n female not allowed to sit 2geda in ccc? Guy na your own theory abi wetin 4 ma 4mer church your'e allowed to sit anywhere.

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Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by obongtunji: 4:32pm On Dec 16, 2013
Lil'knight:
Celestial is an heavenly created church, d word itself means heavenly!!!
Jst lyk oda churches, celestial is nt created by an individual or any human, it spiritually descended to earth and since den it has been spreading worldwide. What makes pple criticize d church is ntn buh simply because of d doctrine, and dis isn't right cos d lyks of oda churches lyk catholic, anglican do av....comment reserved

I think what you are saying is, the church building just came down from heaven with name writen on the signboard and spiritually members just found themselves in the church......lop

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Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by soulglo: 4:38pm On Dec 16, 2013
Lil'knight:
Celestial is an heavenly created church, d word itself means heavenly!!!
Jst lyk oda churches, celestial is nt created by an individual or any human, it spiritually descended to earth and since den it has been spreading worldwide. What makes pple criticize d church is ntn buh simply because of d doctrine, and dis isn't right cos d lyks of oda churches lyk catholic, anglican do av....comment reserved

What part of beating the Jesus out of someone is in your bible. Can't imagine going into a "church" and someone hits me in the name of their god. It will not end well for them. I will hit them with everything I have including my Bible. Hopefully I carry my dad's oversize Bible that day

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