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Even The sound of a loud music banging into one's ear sounds less irritating compared to the ugly snore sound.
The most annoying part is that awkward time when u r trying to get a sleep and just all of a sudden ur gf/bf start sounding worse than a trailer's horn.
You try covering ur ears with ur palms, but it doesn't change a thing, vexed already ? U used ur pillow to form an helmet round ur head to halt the effect of the disgusting sound, but d horrible sound had a way of locating one's ear without stress.
With an angered face, you look at the direction the sound emanates from..... Ooh lawd, u feel like hitting him/her with a stone, but then your heart comes into the scene, reminding u, he/she is ur hearthrob.
Then u resort to begging like he/she could hear u speak while sleeping.
still not working..
Then u start tapping him/her ..
U need to sleep coz u r to wake up early coz of ur work/lecture or an important appointment
Yet he/she doesn't stop.
What will u do to make ur snoring partner stop
In the middle of the night.......

Pour hot oil inside her nose! She would stop with emidiate effect.

I'll seek medical care

I love snoring men quite romantic!

Taaah! .... I really hate dat. Habit cos it won't let me enjoy my sleep, I think snoring is common to fat people anyway

Ensure he sleeps facing the ceiling. *note*It only reduces snoring

You snore too. Louder than your partner.

I have a friend here that snores.



She sounds like a chain-saw


I dunno why women snore.


Men snore when their balls fall over and cover their azzhole, they vapor-lock.

rozzay:
I love snoring men quite romantic!

Okponku!

[quote author=valmunich post=26858756]Okponku!

Tallesty1:
I have a friend here that snores.



She sounds like a chain-saw


I dunno why women snore.


Men snore when their balls fall over and cover their azzhole, they vapor-lock.

U nid prayers. Lolz

Tallesty1:
I have a friend here that snores.



She sounds like a chain-saw


I dunno why women snore.


Men snore when their balls fall over and cover their azzhole, they vapor-lock.

Heaven knows you need help. I almost choked while reading this. The concept is amazing though, at least for the guys who snore.

Tallesty1:
I have a friend here that snores.



She sounds like a chain-saw


I dunno why women snore.


Men snore when their balls fall over and cover their azzhole, they vapor-lock.

lol...u be clown man...but dem say me too dey snore o

adeowo84:
lol...u be clown man...but dem say me too dey snore o

Bros...
Dem say u dey snore abi u dey snore..
Hmmm .
U beta talk now..

Ensure he/she chews raw cameroun pepper b4 sleeping

AM gonna put ..a lil tissue paper inside h3r nostril...gosh if she continues...me go begin fastin for her ooo

you could help him/her adjust d head while sleeping. also surfing d net for permanent solutions

you wake him/her up for nice s*x,since you cant sleep,he/she doesnot deserve sleep

mean while salah ram be like

Ha!!!! Kaiiii..I hate that thing man..

Ipledge:
you wake him/her up for nice s*x,since you cant sleep,he/she doesnot deserve sleep

mean while salah ram be like

Lolz....
Seriously
And when u finish d rounds of sex..
She is fast asleep, while u r trying to sleep ..
Den she starts again..
Gear 1....

01karma:
Pour hot oil inside her nose! She would stop with emidiate effect.

Hired-assassin

rozzay:
I love snoring men quite romantic!

How u no go love am..
Birds of a feather..
Snoring_rozzay

ERCROSS:
How u no go love am..
Birds of a feather..
Snoring_rozzay

I don't snore o. Lol

ERCROSS:
Hired-assassin