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Hmmm..just following sha

hmmm! issorai

Guy I dey. Follow u

as a matter of fact...dis is t truth....personally...d more u try to impress me more dan ur capability....it starts irritating me!

Whatever!

nonsonnamani:
HOW TO MAKE A GIRL FALL IN LOVE..contd

I think I would have to dump the wash, trying to sound political correct and just throw the raw facts forward.

What I will be showing you in this post will piss off a lot of people, especially girls, but I don't care.

the truth is this; it works.

These secrets I will show will make any girl beg you to allow her into your life irrespective of how you look or how much you have.

Now here is the good news; if you make a girl feel like she loves you nothing else will matter, she will get from other guys and give to you.

And how to get a girl to be that mad about you is what I will be showing you in this post.

I will be teaching you three concepts that I have developed over the years; they work like magic and I have used them to break down girls in minutes and make them beg me for a kiss (I'm dead serious)

Here are the three "power rangers" I use:

1. Jonse-Humor-Shock
2. Mystery-beam
3. Rubber-band her

I will explain the first strategy in this article then explain the other two in subsequent posts.

JONSE-HUMOR-SHOCK

I learnt this strategy from a friend back in the university and it works like magic, it's almost scary sometimes.

Here is the principle behind this strategy: Girls are accustomed to guys who try to impress them but when a guy comes up and doesn't try to impress her but instead, jonses her in a funny way she sits up and take notice.

Now think back to that ladies' man you know, that guy that has girls flocking around him. Have you ever gone close to hear how he talks to those girls?

How he doesn't try to be a gentleman around them. How he is blunt with them. How he is always jonsing them.

Now, don't get this concept wrong - don't be harsh to women and say bad things to them, that's not what I'm saying.

Instead of saying; "Your hair looks awful".

Say; "Hey, is that the size of your head or is that wig three times bigger than my own head".

Then smile.

The strategy is not to insult her, but to jonse her in such a way that she realises you don't seem to be under her spell like other guys are.

I have had a very pretty girl ask me out after I kept on telling her that she is too fair for my liking because she reminds me of my granny who I didn't like.

I always made her see I was joking, I wasn't all mean and straight faced but because I said it showed her I wasn't freaked of her looks like other guys.

She would hit me and be like; "you are comparing me to your grandmother. Is she even fine as I am"

Then I will be like; "Before? She, you and smiggle in lords of the ring look alike"

Then I will smile.

One day I told her I can't date her because, even though she was fine, I wasn't attracted to her.

The next day she kissed me.

The more pretty a girl looks the more Jonse-humor-shock will work on her. These types of girls have been so worshipped by guys, so when a guy who doesn't worship them comes along they struggle to impress those guys. That's why you will call this girls fifty times and they won't even call you for once. Instead, they will call one guy who doesn't even look that fine.

Have you noticed how stupid in love pretty girl act when they like a guy. And still, that guy don't take them seriously.

If showering praises and compliments on girls makes them fall in love then everybody will have girls chasing after them.

My fingers don dey pain me, to be continued abeg

Now I'm beginning to sense a player here... Lol... nice thread tho'

ninovandross:
Mke I flw jare, unibuja girls go suffr

op con finish am na

The ways of a player....Following!

All these copy and paste things... Do they really work?

Good on....please, note all dis only work 4 fair beautiful ladies.. nice one

wias dis op guy na. cum finish wetin u start. my needs d full dossier. patience mode activated.

darkroses:
Good on....please, note all dis only work 4 fair beautiful ladies.. nice one

....lyk cwiozly

Jobless guy... You have no idea about ladies.lol

Oooops:
Jobless guy... You have no idea about ladies.lol

Guys, view the picture of the girl that made this comment and take note of this - never use this technique on a girl who is just average. It only works on beautiful women.

No offence, but I must say this

A girl who is ugly or just average already has a low ego and therefore, trying to jonse-humor-Shock(JHS) her will only make her hate you and become nasty to you.

The strategy to use on this type of girls is.

1. Value-Bomb her
2. Mystery-Blow her

Will explain these concepts in the next post

Dis op take tym study girls....abeg mod lock gals frm seeing dis thread!!..lol

nonsonnamani:
Guys, view the picture of the girl that made this comment and take note of this - never use this technique on a girl who is just average. It only works on beautiful women.

No offence, but I must say this

A girl who is ugly or just average already has a low ego and therefore, trying to jonse-humor-Shock(JHS) her will only make her hate you and become nasty to you.

The strategy to use on this type of girls is.

1. Value-Bomb her
2. Mystery-Blow her

Will explain these concepts in the next post

Jeeezzuz! Op I didn't want to talk untill I saw this analogy. I ga egbu mmadu! Lols

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i usually do d 2nd step

hmmm

THIS IS THE BOMB !!!!.... grabs pop corn n following thread with apt atrention.

NB: Its been mid last year since i commented on a post but this draws an exception...

i use this strategies too & it works perfectly.

All these long write up lessons is just how to get a girl friend Lol una no get work at all.

The truth of the matter is all these sermons are not even necessary. I wish it's all about how to make money. In one of the thread, i read where some body once said we have two types of guys: the ones that chase after girls, and the ones that girls chase after. I happen to fall under the latter. In fact all the girls i dated came to me, i didn't suffer myself in doing all these rituals. Infact na me dey choose.

Nice tips mehn! Following!

Emmysteve:
All these long write up lessons is just how to get a girl friend Lol una no get work at all.

The truth of the matter is all these sermons are not even necessary. I wish it's all about how to make money. In one of the thread, i read where some body once said we have two types of guys: the ones that chase after girls, and the ones that girls chase after. I happen to fall under the latter. In fact all the girls i dated came to me, i didn't suffer myself in doing all these rituals. Infact na me dey choose.

Lies in the air! I'll hold my breathe!

dear Op, your post so far is true o. As we don know now, i'll open my eyes. Thanks for letting me know.
#heartbreakingtime.

Ladycloud:
....lyk cwiozly

yea it's is...u may not understand

Emmysteve:
All these long write up lessons is just how to get a girl friend Lol una no get work at all.

The truth of the matter is all these sermons are not even necessary. I wish it's all about how to make money. In one of the thread, i read where some body once said we have two types of guys: the ones that chase after girls, and the ones that girls chase after. I happen to fall under the latter. In fact all the girls i dated came to me, i didn't suffer myself in doing all these ritu

Lol, the so called "Money Chasers" chase the money then dump it all on girls when it comes time to get married and become a "mugu". Though, LOL, for reading up this post and commenting I don't think this guy is not somehow interested in this topic.

BUT however

read the last line in his post "They always came to me".

Now; take this from me, that line is a lie or a half truth - If you are average looking a pretty girl CAN NEVER come to you. She can only come to you if

1. She has heard you are a mugu and wants to come and waste your money with you.

2. Has ulterior motives.

So anybody something like this happens to - bera dodge

darkroses:
yea it's is...u may not understand

.....ok oooh

Ladycloud:
hmmm! issorai

what are you doing here...oya dy no follow this thread jur..for guys only

Op what is this ?
Why are you exposing our secrets ?

Not every body are meant to know all this secrets. This stuffs are meant for players and casanovas.

Please stop before you couse more damage to the brotherhood.

SuperSauce:
what are you doing here...oya dy no follow this thread jur..for guys only

......can u throw me outif No...den zip it...

Oooops:
Jobless guy... You have no idea about ladies.lol

grist target sighted ..no allow your head dy swell oh..just kidding ni