Rutheby:
'I love you'...... Stil wondering why i believed dat.

lol

i love you

She told me her mum has blurry vision and asked me for $1100 so she could send to her for optical operation.




The summary of it all is,her mum died four years before we even met.



#BitchWantedToExtortFromMe

The day her strict father saw me kissing her, angrily he asked "who is he" terrified she said "NO! He is my cousin" nd i was lyk wtf... Ur papa no knw him own brother pikin again?

That her ex travelled abroad

I don't know how to lie, probably while it didn't last cos she is so good at it

every lie told to me by a girl is a dumb lie, because i know its a lie but i pretend

kolinz:
all girls are not the same

Lmao! So its a lie ?

AM STILL A VIRGIN..... HOW SHE GO KNOW

I have only had sex 1c...

April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..


They got married last month..

Wow!...and how did you feel about it?

"You will never see me again", she walked out of the house in 2 hours "I'm sorry I didn't mean what I said".

Next week she walked out swearing with a bible this time, next day, "I'm sorry, let's pray that God forgives me for swearing with the bible and I want to see you again".

Every week one fight and make-up, the relationship wasn't getting healthy so I walked out and never looked back

She recieve lot of calls from men like mtn customer care,but she still says baby dey are all my friends.

khukhi:


Wow!...and how did you feel about it?

Lol... guess I always knew they were meant for each other... plus our relationship wasnt that hot..

datguru:
That her ex travelled abroad

Love that Line...
Any day he returns den we can say good byes...

My guy ur just in da friend zone

Reading comments with my magnifying spectacles.

Am Just coming from Abeokuta even when I knew she's just coming from Benin.

I will stop calling you (Said that months ago) but she still called this morning sef.

K

sophib:
She recieve lot of calls from men like mtn customer care,but she still says baby dey are all my friends.

Miss Social... Business Calls

Dominionng:
Let's keep the ball rolling.

Let me open the floor

"My hymen was broken with a dild0 by a senior student at my all girls hostel. So, practically I'm a virgin coz I've never had sex" she whispered.

I shake my head and smiled Probably the witches and wizards at her village were fanning themselves with her photo

I've heard this one before...... Hers was that it is their family tradition for her father to break her daughters hymen in rituals to the family gods


Smart lie


I fell for it that time sha..... Mumu me then!

Ex told me she was pregnant.
when i asked her for tha test result,she spun an incredible tale about how her granny took the test result with her when she travelled to South Africa If she was a little cat,i woulda strangled her there. This ain't a joke o,this girl made me have sleepless nights

No man has ever fuccked me the way you do. ......smh







Girls can lie.

Coming from my friend's Ex, She said;

‘All Men cheat.’

This should be the dumbest for me.

my ex don't lie na me dey lie say I can't do without him now i am married

Can't help it buh laff at y'all comments. There is always two side to every story

ayusco85:
every lie told to me by a girl is a dumb lie, because i know its a lie but i pretend

You Pretend den ur Dumb twoo...

i cant suck di*k its disgusting. only for me to see a facebook chat wit a guy. afta ahe forgot to log off my laptop. hahahahaha. d guy describing how he enjoyed her suckin

Dat her mama dream say.. I dea disturb dem for dream... Say I cum from a masqurade family










#can u imagine dat......

prettythicksme:
my ex don't lie na me dey lie say I can't do without him now i am married

And his Single

April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..


They got married last month..

Somebody benched you.

Wetin u wan use am do enn op