Cutehector4u:
A guy crying because she said no? Who does that!!!

A mad man.

Ishilove:

Yes na. I have friendzoned and been friendzoned and I know how painful it is. Just look at my profile pic. E no reach to cry?

Who friendzoned you and who did you friendzone? Leave profile pic alone,remember we have an unfinished business .

Peterken05:
maybe you can cry for your wife, gf or not?

my wife ke? Omto say she beat me or wetin

Onlinebizexpert:
Me: wud u have intimacy with me

Babe: no

Me: no problems(takes car key drove off to nkechi's place and slept with her)


No time

Gbam! You have spoken well

PROCTOR:

Are you omotola?
Picshures or adonbilivit

u knw I am very pretty,do u want all d boys here to start toasting me

I will not patronize calling u names, what u said now tells a lot about u.

Bakozy:
u must be mad!

For guys who just toast a gal and she says yes. U are sooooooooo cheap. Not she but U. U won't understand and am not ready to explain. Sit down and calculate it well.


Wen U see a guy who does funny or crazy things to woo a gal. Its either he wants to know d color of her pant or truthfully wants to settle down. But ma gurls, plszzzzzzz be careful. Some guys can go to any length to get U. Its just like d film "KISS AND TELL". Although dia are veeeeeerrrrrrrry nasty guys who has gals at dia beck and call for sex if U refuse. But I heard there are good ones. So they said. But am sorry, am yet to meet one.

Sapphire86:


Come n toast me na. Let's see if u have game.

u be bread? Comeon carry ur tiny behind commot 4 my front make i fit c beta ukwu to 'toast'

maylisa:
Some guys can't control their feelings. I once met this guy when I said no he cried almost anytime he sees me, to the level that he fell ill, so I have to go see him in the hospital what I saw was not funny at all cause he was looking like an albino.

u can lie oh... ur middle name na Linus?

pro01:


You're a lazy/fearful man, my friend, and I can't tell you how much you've missed out on.

exactly

msmon:
I will not patronize calling u names, what u said now tells a lot about u.

grow up boy

Cmfrt001:
you no well what the hell do you take ladies for?

c question u be learner

tobaflexy1984:
If u truly love a lady and she is turning u down u can cry may be she will consider u,is normal thing to do if u are in love....................

Me: never. The gul have to pull my two balls out concurrently for me to even shade a molecule of tear

IGNORE & AVOID HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buhahahaahaahahaahahaha. Chai! Chai! Bros I swear u no well @ all 120mins u so funny bro, I w how that thing can be, u will be totally dumb founded lol

donsalvy:
the first time I asked a girl out, she said NO.

We both kept mute for virtually 120 minutes.

Smartiegurl:
......Gets drunk

......calls friends to talk to me

......cries too.

All that could be pretence oooo
Whenever I ask my fiance why he has become so tough unlike the gentle and cool guy he was when I met him, he says "you feed an infant with milk, but an adult with bone.Na so dem go form dey cry, kneel down sef.When you visit him go cook BUT when u gree finish na akpako hand him go dey treat u.Those frequent calls will reduce, someone that was unable to shout on you, will shout at any given opportunity. All those cry, calls, care, love na scam. It's good to study who you are getting married to, from there you will be able make up your mind if you can cope in the marriage. I like it sha that I have known the real him

i have and would never experience such....woo a girl?for what?am i looking for a mate to create a family with?....now my case is more complicated because i'm blessed with this 'Ian-somerhalder' type of handsomeness....so most of the female folks who expects me to approach them and blab about 'love' are usually disappointed....and the guys aren't making things easier....they always like being near me and do show me little doses of affection @ times,like hanging their arms around my neck as if i'm their wifey and defending me if i pick up a fight (I can be very saucy,yet it doesn't matter if i'm on the wrong side of the argument or not)....i guess they do that b'cause of my looks and my brains....disappointed ladies indeed-next thing they do is to spread false rumours that i'm gay by sexuality.....but then,there are always traitors....same ladies who gossip about me would do me unrequested favour hoping to get my attention....and i don't waste time in taking advantage of them!....moral of my story: Brothers,women can really be fickle...learn to appear mysterious b4 them,starve them of that attention they crave,be focused like a laser on your studies,never appear too friendly,play hard-to-get,make sure you are a high flyer in your field etc.......it won't be long b4 ladies would start poisoning each other in a bid to get your attention!{wicked grin}

Bros wetin b this weh u write down? If english they hard you, write in pigeon or yoruba i beg

Truth24:
Lol.... Make I confess...
It really happened to me though..... She was so beautiful and classic dat wen I walk out with her,people kept starring at us in admiration..... And guess wat, we wey so close to each other... We wey still mere friends but wen I saw d chemistry dat existed between us, I wise up but started it on a low....Started calling her sweet names like sweetheart, dear, angel and she even responded by calling me baby ,honey and so on..... Oboy see map..... Then I took a step further by telling her I love you while ending conversations with her on phone and she responded on d positive 'I love you too'....
After staying together for some weeks like married couples, I decided to be sure of myself and ask her. out.....Lo and behold, I got d shock of my life, yea She turned me down and was so serious about it.... I dint know how d sweats ran so fast dat in few seconds it had reached my buttocks......Lol I later tried everything to get her but to no avail...It got to a point I got so angry dat I was wanted to gain her love and dump her as a sign of revenge... but she still took her stand....Lol never knew if she was friend zoning me ooo...
Sha I won't call dis one friend zoning ooo... Dis babe dey send me cards, dey arrange make we hangout, dey call me pass 8mins but me latest na 2mins our call dey reach wen I call am, last time she bought me an expensive wristwatch and send me flowers on my birthday.... Dis made me more confused cos I don't know wat I've done for her to deserve all dis love but even after everything she won't just accept me out..... Last time I told her she's d most complicated girl I've ever met,she just smiled and said she loves to be unpredictable...... I don't know if she has a boyfriend ooo but I'm sure dat d money she's been spending is of her salary cos she's doing a well paid job.... If she likes make she keep friend zoning me as long as d favour continues......I don't even know if we would make a good lovers cos we are so opened and exposed to each other.....
Lol we later pushed dat aside and now we're d still d best of friends even hotter dan before......

Some girls ain't worth approaching not to talk of CRYING 4 em'.....I won't even let a gal tel me nO B4 i bid her goodbye...When u cry cus a gal turned u down i wonder wat u'll do wen she breaks ur heart.

pweetixandy:
u knw I am very pretty,do u want all d boys here to start toasting me

IRONY OF LIFE

iceberylin:

A BASTERD

guy a million likes for you. Wetn go make full grown man with blockus come dey cry for one mumu woman wey e nor know either na God dey save am from even dating a disgusting, disease carrying, miserable girl that look beautiful outside

What is love?

msmon:
Perhaps, you are yet to find a love life. I want to believe u don't love ur GF if you have any.

cried 567BC...but wised up 249AD

zicoraads:
Well it seems most of you rushed to comment without knowing what the thread is all about. The comments don't tally with the title.

Thank you bro.

I'm still waiting for one funny story, and we are on the fourth page already....

I fail jamb twice i no cry na coz of one mumu kele i go cry? Y naa?

Mission impossible turned possible

seangy4konji:
I cried before cause she rejected me in jss3.the only thing I managed after the rejection was a kiss and sick that her small noobs but when I saw it was not going any where and told all the girls in the area how she is using me to wash?i backed off meanwhile she was strafing a dude in d area who were kinda rich and all.

Sometimes would use all my pocket money to buy gown and chocolates and be penniless cause she is giving me good signs only to really want to be rest assured she is mine but she go still say no. Bisoye do me strong thing ooo but na me win last last.

I hustled hard in uni and got a nice bank account and car. I made sure I slept with her and every single girl in our estate she told of my mumuness without leaving one out all within 4 years but I got them all.

vfactor:


Maybe u dnt knw, but lemme tell you. Crying cos a girl rejected you, makes you look childish, a mummy's boy. Now ask girls how dey feel abt dating a mummy's boy!

. I so dislike mummy's boys . But I don't tink crying cos of a lady makes u a mummy's boy tho

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donsalvy:
the first time I asked a girl out, she said NO.

We both kept mute for virtually 120 minutes.

say who die

Cutehector4u:
my wife ke? Omto say she beat me or wetin

lol, beat ke

pweetixandy:
u knw I am very pretty,do u want all d boys here to start toasting me

how do i know?
But i think i'm beginning to have a special feeling....

I found out upon studies that it's more of a psychological issue that I face when I try so hard and she keeps rejecting me. The antidote is stop thinking about her, guys stop fantasising about the ffuck session you wanna have with her, concentrate on making friends with other ladies. Do something better with your life. If it's possible, stop seeing her, stop relating with her, stop calling her, go very far from her. I hard some say they cry, I haven't done that before (yet I was crazily in love). I used this technique, although it took a while but it worked out.