Ace2013:
Mission impossible turned possible

Sunshinelady:
. I so dislike mummy's boys . But I don't tink crying cos of a lady makes u a mummy's boy tho

Missmossy:
Observing

Truth24:
Lol.... Make I confess...
It really happened to me though..... She was so beautiful and classic dat wen I walk out with her,people kept starring at us in admiration..... And guess wat, we wey so close to each other... We wey still mere friends but wen I saw d chemistry dat existed between us, I wise up but started it on a low....Started calling her sweet names like sweetheart, dear, angel and she even responded by calling me baby ,honey and so on..... Oboy see map..... Then I took a step further by telling her I love you while ending conversations with her on phone and she responded on d positive 'I love you too'....
After staying together for some weeks like married couples, I decided to be sure of myself and ask her. out.....Lo and behold, I got d shock of my life, yea She turned me down and was so serious about it.... I dint know how d sweats ran so fast dat in few seconds it had reached my buttocks......Lol I later tried everything to get her but to no avail...It got to a point I got so angry dat I was wanted to gain her love and dump her as a sign of revenge... but she still took her stand....Lol never knew if she was friend zoning me ooo...
Sha I won't call dis one friend zoning ooo... Dis babe dey send me cards, dey arrange make we hangout, dey call me pass 8mins but me latest na 2mins our call dey reach wen I call am, last time she bought me an expensive wristwatch and send me flowers on my birthday.... Dis made me more confused cos I don't know wat I've done for her to deserve all dis love but even after everything she won't just accept me out..... Last time I told her she's d most complicated girl I've ever met,she just smiled and said she loves to be unpredictable...... I don't know if she has a boyfriend ooo but I'm sure dat d money she's been spending is of her salary cos she's doing a well paid job.... If she likes make she keep friend zoning me as long as d favour continues......I don't even know if we would make a good lovers cos we are so opened and exposed to each other.....
Lol we later pushed dat aside and now we're d still d best of friends even hotter dan before......

Truth24:
Lol.... Make I confess...
It really happened to me though..... She was so beautiful and classic dat wen I walk out with her,people kept starring at us in admiration..... And guess wat, we wey so close to each other... We wey still mere friends but wen I saw d chemistry dat existed between us, I wise up but started it on a low....Started calling her sweet names like sweetheart, dear, angel and she even responded by calling me baby ,honey and so on..... Oboy see map..... Then I took a step further by telling her I love you while ending conversations with her on phone and she responded on d positive 'I love you too'....
After staying together for some weeks like married couples, I decided to be sure of myself and ask her. out.....Lo and behold, I got d shock of my life, yea She turned me down and was so serious about it.... I dint know how d sweats ran so fast dat in few seconds it had reached my buttocks......Lol I later tried everything to get her but to no avail...It got to a point I got so angry dat I was wanted to gain her love and dump her as a sign of revenge... but she still took her stand....Lol never knew if she was friend zoning me ooo...
Sha I won't call dis one friend zoning ooo... Dis babe dey send me cards, dey arrange make we hangout, dey call me pass 8mins but me latest na 2mins our call dey reach wen I call am, last time she bought me an expensive wristwatch and send me flowers on my birthday.... Dis made me more confused cos I don't know wat I've done for her to deserve all dis love but even after everything she won't just accept me out..... Last time I told her she's d most complicated girl I've ever met,she just smiled and said she loves to be unpredictable...... I don't know if she has a boyfriend ooo but I'm sure dat d money she's been spending is of her salary cos she's doing a well paid job.... If she likes make she keep friend zoning me as long as d favour continues......I don't even know if we would make a good lovers cos we are so opened and exposed to each other.....
Lol we later pushed dat aside and now we're d still d best of friends even hotter dan before......

alexis007:
i have and would never experience such....woo a girl?for what?am i looking for a mate to create a family with?....now my case is more complicated because i'm blessed with this 'Ian-somerhalder' type of handsomeness....so most of the female folks who expects me to approach them and blab about 'love' are usually disappointed....and the guys aren't making things easier....they always like being near me and do show me little doses of affection @ times,like hanging their arms around my neck as if i'm their wifey and defending me if i pick up a fight (I can be very saucy,yet it doesn't matter if i'm on the wrong side of the argument or not)....i guess they do that b'cause of my looks and my brains....disappointed ladies indeed-next thing they do is to spread false rumours that i'm gay by sexuality.....but then,there are always traitors....same ladies who gossip about me would do me unrequested favour hoping to get my attention....and i don't waste time in taking advantage of them!....moral of my story: Brothers,women can really be fickle...learn to appear mysterious b4 them,starve them of that attention they crave,be focused like a laser on your studies,never appear too friendly,play hard-to-get,make sure you are a high flyer in your field etc.......it won't be long b4 ladies would start poisoning each other in a bid to get your attention!{wicked grin}

Princecharmin:
u be bread? Comeon carry ur tiny behind commot 4 my front make i fit c beta ukwu to 'toast'

Truth24:
Lol.... Make I confess...
It really happened to me though..... She was so beautiful and classic dat wen I walk out with her,people kept starring at us in admiration..... And guess wat, we wey so close to each other... We wey still mere friends but wen I saw d chemistry dat existed between us, I wise up but started it on a low....Started calling her sweet names like sweetheart, dear, angel and she even responded by calling me baby ,honey and so on..... Oboy see map..... Then I took a step further by telling her I love you while ending conversations with her on phone and she responded on d positive 'I love you too'....
After staying together for some weeks like married couples, I decided to be sure of myself and ask her. out.....Lo and behold, I got d shock of my life, yea She turned me down and was so serious about it.... I dint know how d sweats ran so fast dat in few seconds it had reached my buttocks......Lol I later tried everything to get her but to no avail...It got to a point I got so angry dat I was wanted to gain her love and dump her as a sign of revenge... but she still took her stand....Lol never knew if she was friend zoning me ooo...
Sha I won't call dis one friend zoning ooo... Dis babe dey send me cards, dey arrange make we hangout, dey call me pass 8mins but me latest na 2mins our call dey reach wen I call am, last time she bought me an expensive wristwatch and send me flowers on my birthday.... Dis made me more confused cos I don't know wat I've done for her to deserve all dis love but even after everything she won't just accept me out..... Last time I told her she's d most complicated girl I've ever met,she just smiled and said she loves to be unpredictable...... I don't know if she has a boyfriend ooo but I'm sure dat d money she's been spending is of her salary cos she's doing a well paid job.... If she likes make she keep friend zoning me as long as d favour continues......I don't even know if we would make a good lovers cos we are so opened and exposed to each other.....
Lol we later pushed dat aside and now we're d still d best of friends even hotter dan before......

mmmustapha:
When I went to Saudi Arabia, I brought her expensive clothes and necklaces. about three weeks later she said that she's getting engage to someone

ogaofficer:
Because i schooled in france i wasnt taught to woo a girl

MrCork:
..i always knew she waz a leeessbian....they usualy say NO!

xtervaganza:
Funny things I did when a girl say no to me?



Delete her number immediately



No time for oshi

Eyop:


Who friendzoned you and who did you friendzone? Leave profile pic alone,remember we have an unfinished business .

WarRLaY:
I brought her blackberry curve 2 with my school fees, when blackberry was still very expensive

Ishilove:




I have friendzoned many, and a few have frienzoned me

Onlinebizexpert:
Me: wud u have intimacy with me

Babe: no

Me: no problems(takes car key drove off to nkechi's place and slept with her)


No time

Pamcrest:
Men also cry! An highly emotional situation can move a guy to cry....nth unusual in that! Crying is a natural human reaction....why do we associate it to only women or see it as a weakness in men? This is why many men bottle up their emotions n then turn mean, heartless n wicked!
Back to op, I have witnessed such cases of rejection concerning my brothers. I see them laugh it off or start dissing d girl or vow to date her friend to spite her! They would huff n puff and they never cried, at least not in public. Then one day I caught one of my brothers locked up in his room, crying while reading a "Dear John" letter he had just received. I was moved with pity for him but to my surprise, by d time he came out, he was all bravado, bragging to his other brothers. I simply looked on in amazement.....who's fooling who! His secret is still safe with me though
My humble submission

Pamcrest:
Men also cry! An highly emotional situation can move a guy to cry....nth unusual in that! Crying is a natural human reaction....why do we associate it to only women or see it as a weakness in men? This is why many men bottle up their emotions n then turn mean, heartless n wicked!
Back to op, I have witnessed such cases of rejection concerning my brothers. I see them laugh it off or start dissing d girl or vow to date her friend to spite her! They would huff n puff and they never cried, at least not in public. Then one day I caught one of my brothers locked up in his room, crying while reading a "Dear John" letter he had just received. I was moved with pity for him but to my surprise, by d time he came out, he was all bravado, bragging to his other brothers. I simply looked on in amazement.....who's fooling who! His secret is still safe with me though
My humble submission

hardychris:
Buhahahaahaahahaahahaha. Chai! Chai! Bros I swear u no well @ all 120mins u so funny bro, I w how that thing can be, u will be totally dumb founded lol

donnypool:


yes sir, love is when a girls/boy date countless number of people before marriage and divorce after 15 years?

love is when you get erection after talking to a girl half naked

love is when you cheat on your girlfriend because you love her friend too

love is when your brother's wife is your wife.
if that is your definition, then define 'like' and 'lust'

if you talking about the love the op meant, you will know that love is shared with one person alone, but if you talking about natural love that exist between families, religion preaching etc, you will know that isn't what the OP meant

TheRealAdonye:
You obviously weren't also taught to spell 'taught'..