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How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:21am On Nov 12, 2014 |
[b]Most of you are aware of my previous thread, which I complained of my girlfriend's nauseating and incessant demand for sex. Immediately after i put up that thread, I called her and invited her over.. She arrived in less than 45minutes... I couldn't look at her face at first i was kinda fidgeting and quivering inwardly... Later, the courage came upon me. You know, a man is a keeper of his words... Therefore this is what I must do! I told her straight without much ado... "it's over between us.. Then I faced the wall. Immediately, she knelt and started begging like her life depends on Me... I started laughing silently, I didn't let her see my face. She yelled, she cried, she screamed, then she grabbed me by my shoulder and started shaking me. My whole body was vibrating like Nokia 3310. My eyes were filled with tears.. But as a big boy, I'm not supposed to cry. So I swallowed the gaddamn tears.... When she was done crying, she opened the door, and off she went.... Few minutes later, I called her and apologised to her. I'm planning on linking her with a friend who's a nymphomaniac... Ain't that cool? Since then, my life has never remained the same... [/b] |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Spicylate(f): 7:22am On Nov 12, 2014 |
hmmm..ok |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:24am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Clap for urself 1 Like |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:24am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Spicylate:are you this fast in reading? |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by chimerase2: 7:27am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Op u re heartless and ua thread contains no morale in it |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by tobillionaire(m): 7:28am On Nov 12, 2014 |
englishmart:are u looking fr a replacement here? |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Spicylate(f): 7:29am On Nov 12, 2014 |
englishmart:uhmmm, shouldnt i? |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Chaleeee: 7:29am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Op, so you can swallow tears with your eyes abi?? Continue feeding us zobo. 4 Likes |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by BobbyRobson: 7:30am On Nov 12, 2014 |
chimerase2:what of this thread dat u opened....is there any moral in it? |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by chimerase2: 7:33am On Nov 12, 2014 |
BobbyRobson:wich thread, cum e too earlier to de find wia I hide ma trouble Amu a man of God so respect ma oFfice |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Idowuogbo(f): 7:35am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Ewu at ya age,babe wan knack madness comot for your body u dey form monk? Guy, e remain small you go soon come of ya closet ooo....Chicken! |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:37am On Nov 12, 2014 |
YES Take a bus from Mazamaza going to kotonu,stop at the left bustop and there you have it,"NONE OF MY BUSINESS LOUNGE" 1 Like |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:39am On Nov 12, 2014 |
BobbyRobson: 1 Like |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:40am On Nov 12, 2014 |
tobillionaire:I already have a replacement |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:41am On Nov 12, 2014 |
chimerase2:as if that shit you opened earlier has any morale |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:43am On Nov 12, 2014 |
chimerase2:just shut up! |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:44am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Idowuogbo:Eeeeeeeeediot! Wetin concern me and you? Bush pig 3 Likes |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by chimerase2: 7:45am On Nov 12, 2014 |
englishmart: |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:46am On Nov 12, 2014 |
high sea |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Idowuogbo(f): 7:46am On Nov 12, 2014 |
englishmart:Me? Bush pig? May orunmila insert javelin inside ya anuz! Nkpi |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:54am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Idowuogbo:your orunmila is not that Stvpid and jobless |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by naijaboiy: 8:12am On Nov 12, 2014 |
I don laugh tire |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 8:28am On Nov 12, 2014 |
naijaboiy:why you come dey laugh? |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by naijaboiy: 9:09am On Nov 12, 2014 |
englishmart:you and badosky o |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Pdizzle(m): 10:26am On Nov 12, 2014 |
This poster sounds like bin gbabo |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by xynerise: 11:06am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Who cares? |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by kskpoundz(m): 11:13am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Lol.....so what as not remain thesame in ur life abeg |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Nobody: 1:51pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
For Godsake, why are you telling us?! |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Truckpusher(m): 1:58pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
englishmart:Another attention seeking and sex starved teenager is on the loose again. 1 Like |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 2:00pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Truckpusher:lol |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by FLAWLES(f): 2:13pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
chai,how will i treck home 2day na |
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 3:07pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
FLAWLES:just tell me how much you need for tp |
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