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Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by adepiero: 3:15pm On Nov 12, 2014
Smh... I was expecting something reasonable embarassed
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by FLAWLES(f): 3:29pm On Nov 12, 2014
englishmart:
just tell me how much you need for tp
.9955(nine thousand nine hundred ad ninth fif naira
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 3:37pm On Nov 12, 2014
FLAWLES:
.9955(nine thousand nine hundred ad ninth fif naira
hmmmmmm!
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 3:37pm On Nov 12, 2014
adepiero:
Smh... I was expecting something reasonable embarassed
Mtscheew! grin
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Mcbussy(m): 3:55pm On Nov 12, 2014
englishmart:
[b]Most of you are aware of my previous thread, which I complained of my girlfriend's nauseating and incessant demand for sex.

Immediately after i put up that thread, I called her and invited her over.. She arrived in less than 45minutes... I couldn't look at her face at first i was kinda fidgeting and quivering inwardly...

Later, the courage came upon me. You know, a man is a keeper of his words... Therefore this is what I must do!

I told her straight without much ado...
"it's over between us..
Then I faced the wall. Immediately, she knelt and started begging like her life depends on Me...

I started laughing silently, I didn't let her see my face.
She yelled, she cried, she screamed, then she grabbed me by my shoulder and started shaking me. My whole body was vibrating like Nokia 3310.
My eyes were filled with tears.. But as a big boy, I'm not supposed to cry. So I swallowed the gaddamn tears....

When she was done crying, she opened the door, and off she went....
Few minutes later, I called her and apologised to her. I'm planning on linking her with a friend who's a nymphomaniac... Ain't that cool?

Since then, my life has never remained the same... [/b]

Dude u mean u left her cos she likes sex?! shocked....abeg gimme her control if she's fine. I need a girl like dat right now. cheesy
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 4:24pm On Nov 12, 2014
Mcbussy:


Dude u mean u left her cos she likes sex?! shocked....abeg gimme her control if she's fine. I need a girl like dat right now. cheesy
lol! Hope you have enough money for peruvian and Brazilian hairs?
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by eempire: 10:40pm On Nov 12, 2014
FLAWLES:
chai,how will i treck home 2day na
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by eempire: 10:40pm On Nov 12, 2014
FLAWLES:
chai,how will i treck home 2day na

Nawa Oº°,, trecking from one thread to the other
can someone borrow this girl a wheelbarrow so she would stop trecking pls
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by FLAWLES(f): 10:45pm On Nov 12, 2014
eempire:


Nawa Oº°,, trecking from one thread to the other
can someone borrow this girl a wheelbarrow so she would stop trecking pls
.lol i only do dat to uninterested thread
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 11:00pm On Nov 12, 2014
FLAWLES:
.lol i only do dat to uninterested thread
uninterested threads?

Stop killing English pls. cheesy

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Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by eempire: 11:19pm On Nov 12, 2014
FLAWLES:
.lol i only do dat to uninterested thread

Oº°˚ºh i see
i could give you one of my cars if u don't mind i aint like that other girls bf who can't give her one car out of two grin


Hop in baybee,, let's give u a looonnggg ride cool
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by FLAWLES(f): 11:53pm On Nov 12, 2014
[quote
author=eempire post=27963983]

Oº°˚ºh i see
i could give you one of my cars if u don't mind i aint like
that other girls bf who can't give her one car out of two grin


Hop in baybee,, let's give u a looonnggg ride cool[/quote].olrit dear
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by FLAWLES(f): 11:55pm On Nov 12, 2014
englishmart:
uninterested threads?

Stop killing English pls. cheesy
.who b dz Id,iot ni?abg gerrawt frm my front(shey na innintrested?? abg folo my signature ad MOVE
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Freshtomato(f): 12:05am On Nov 13, 2014
Op
We haf hear, oya goan sleep now undecided
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by eempire: 12:12am On Nov 13, 2014
FLAWLES:
olrit dear
I'd warn yo to put on your sit-belt baybee i drive very fast and never stops on red lights

So Honey, are yu heading towards my way? cool
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:40am On Nov 13, 2014
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by aniobimartin: 7:38am On Nov 13, 2014
I don't know why I can't believe this story
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Equado(m): 3:47pm On Nov 13, 2014
Tashamania:
For Godsake, why are you telling us?!
the question shudt b "4 Godsake y m ah reading dz sh**t"
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Mcbussy(m): 5:26pm On Nov 13, 2014
englishmart:
lol! Hope you have enough money for peruvian and Brazilian hairs?

No angry....but she can manage Fulani hair cheesy
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by FLAWLES(f): 6:54pm On Nov 13, 2014
[quote
author=eempire post=27963983]

Oº°˚ºh i see
i could give you one of my cars if u don't mind i aint like
that other girls bf who can't give her one car out of two grin


Hop in baybee,, let's give u a looonnggg ride cool[/quote].no be me talk am o
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Nobody: 9:40pm On Nov 13, 2014
Equado:
the question shudt b "4 Godsake y m ah reading dz sh**t"
Lol

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