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Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by marieolae(f): 9:41pm On Nov 14, 2014

AgapeCharis:
[color=grey]Well, I guess you'll have to like it from now on [/color]

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 9:41pm On Nov 14, 2014

evegran:
My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened.

can you realize the implication of what you did?

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Rexnegro(m): 9:42pm On Nov 14, 2014

Teempakguy:
Mine was 3 days. the girl was almost a year older but she thought i was five months older than she was. she was attracted to my intelligence. she cried when i dumped her, for lying. something i passionately hate when it's not done with sense. we never kissed or had sex. something i'm really happy about.

Mine was immediately I asked her out...after the asking out I saw my clear sef that I shouldn't have out her out..like ur eyes been cleared same time not what u expected.

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by twerkjack: 9:46pm On Nov 14, 2014

evegran:
. I had fun too. Clearly you didn't catch that. Well we all can't be bright

hehehehehehehehe gurl ur good. Clean dissing ha

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Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 9:56pm On Nov 14, 2014

dnacrystal:
The dude slapped his sister who is about my age right in my presence! It felt like it was me he slapped. Later that day, he called me quite a number of times and I didn't pick or return the call due to some reasons. When I eventually did, he sounded like wanted to just knock me down over the phone. I knew I had to run! I waited till the third day because he had exams and I didn't want him to be distracted.

[color=grey]You saw a very fast beeping red light! cheesy

Twas wise of u sha[/color]

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 10:00pm On Nov 14, 2014

marieolae:
ok

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Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by mohammedmagnus: 10:25pm On Nov 14, 2014

baroun04:
Don't be acting like immaturs on this thread evagran was precise n said hers, if you don't have anything to say you better just read others and get better or switch to other threads

baba no vex abeg you join gist late

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by abdulkayus(m): 10:29pm On Nov 14, 2014

You guy start a relationship and already start havin mad sex within 3 days and u claim it's all fun. Na wa oooooo.

This is not issue of being a saint or hypocrite bt mehnnnn hmmmmmm, and wit ur pic on d dp, the guy wil be bragging that he shag yoy crazy within 3 days

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 10:30pm On Nov 14, 2014

testing

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 10:39pm On Nov 14, 2014

abdulkayus:
You guy start a relationship and already start havin mad sex within 3 days and u claim it's all fun. Na wa oooooo.

This is not issue of being a saint or hypocrite bt mehnnnn hmmmmmm, and wit ur pic on d dp, the guy wil be bragging that he shag yoy crazy within 3 days

[color=grey]didn't u read d parr where she said she was quite naive den??[/color]

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ninovandross(m): 10:48pm On Nov 14, 2014

D way dis evagran dey answer omo guys go dey position well oh, me just like her physique sha *listenning to juicy j's LOW*

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Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ninovandross(m): 10:57pm On Nov 14, 2014

AgapeCharis:
[color=grey]didn't u read d parr where she said she was quite naive den??[/color]

if u like defend her frm now till naija better no banku for u, but bro na joke I dey joke abeg

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:01pm On Nov 14, 2014

ninovandross:
if u like defend her frm now till naija better no banku for u, but bro na joke I dey joke abeg

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Mrfils(m): 11:02pm On Nov 14, 2014

evegran:
My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened.

End time things grin

(no offense oh)

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ninovandross(m): 11:09pm On Nov 14, 2014

Mrfils:
End time things (no offense oh)

omo bro dis one wey u write "no offense oh" u dey fear her mouth ni? Are u not man enuf

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Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ninovandross(m): 11:12pm On Nov 14, 2014

mohammedmagnus:
baba no vex abeg you join gist late

bro no mind em hmm dat him "don't be acting like immaturs" d thing b like gbagaun oh, omo dis bro don shoot jare

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:40pm On Nov 14, 2014

AgapeCharis:
[color=grey]Don't mind dem. Dey came out after I checked ur dp [/color]

Lol.

You have a fun personality. Very nice!

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:44pm On Nov 14, 2014

twerkjack:
hehehehehehehehe gurl ur good. Clean dissing ha

Always a pleasure

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:45pm On Nov 14, 2014

evegran:
Lol.

You have a fun personality. Very nice!

U did cast ur vote today ba?

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:45pm On Nov 14, 2014

Mrfils:
End time things (no offense oh)

None taken.

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:46pm On Nov 14, 2014

pelij:
can you realize the implication of what you did?

Implication?

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:48pm On Nov 14, 2014

sylvalord:
[color=grey]lmao.. non non non.. not at all, that's on my profile because i love to get people thinking.. that's me being a drama queen.. i love ur personal text; simple and blunt[/color]

Hmm shame! I have a certain attraction for monsters. (Not gonna explain that).

Merci

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:51pm On Nov 14, 2014

AgapeCharis:

U did cast ur vote today ba?

Vote? Voting for?

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by komek(m): 11:52pm On Nov 14, 2014

sexymoma:
God have mercy... young man read v.well nd digest those words.. I only asked a quest cos i was confused ....otondo.

Point of correction, iam not a young man.

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by sexymoma(f): 12:22am On Nov 15, 2014

komek:
Point of correction, iam not a young man.

so why are you thinking like one..

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 1:25am On Nov 15, 2014

evegran:
Hmm shame! I have a certain attraction for monsters. (Not gonna explain that).

Merci

[color=grey]lol. i doubt that.. in ur story(i'm gonna call it "why i broke up with my 3 days old boyfriend wink

) u said he was a jerk, rude and proud. these are attributes of a monster and u broke up with him because of that. if truly u are attracted to monsters, u wouldn't av ended the relationship.
Also, if u truly are attracted to monsters, u wouldn't av asked me. instead, u will observe me and find out what i am by urself. why? because u know i wouldn't say "yes; i am a monster"(i mean which guy will ever tell a lady he is a monster?)

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Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by valdes00(m): 1:37am On Nov 15, 2014

evegran:
My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened.

N al dis happened in d space of 3days.... *clears throat*... Its either she is lyin or her 3days is exactly d same in NOllywood movies

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 2:53am On Nov 15, 2014

a ahn! na wetin? evegran just totally hijacked the thread. thumbs up girl!
*thumbs down actually..*

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 2:56am On Nov 15, 2014

evegran:
Vote? Voting for?

Mr Nairaland competition

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 5:10am On Nov 15, 2014

sylvalord:
[color=grey]lol. i doubt that.. in ur story(i'm gonna call it "why i broke up with my 3 days old boyfriend ) u said he was a jerk, rude and proud. these are attributes of a monster and u broke up with him because of that. if truly u are attracted to monsters, u wouldn't av ended the relationship.
Also, if u truly are attracted to monsters, u wouldn't av asked me. instead, u will observe me and find out what i am by urself. why? because u know i wouldn't say "yes; i am a monster"(i mean which guy will ever tell a lady he is a monster?)

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Brilliant! I'm still reluctant to explain.

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 5:12am On Nov 15, 2014

AgapeCharis:

Mr Nairaland competition

. Oh! I haven't voted. Wasn't even following that.

Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 6:42am On Nov 15, 2014

evegran:
. Oh! I haven't voted. Wasn't even following that.

Kk
U'll have to vote today pls

Kindly drop a vote for tosyne2much and naijaboiy

Voting will Starr by 10am

I'll give u a mention wen it starts

Hope u had an awesome night rest?

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