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Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:01am On Nov 15, 2014
cegxie:
Oui! Je aime le sexe! Oui. l'activité physique
sauvage et bizarre. Le Coït. Je aime cela.
Tres bien smiley.
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:02am On Nov 15, 2014
ruffp:
Friendship tinz naw
I hear grin
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:05am On Nov 15, 2014
ruffp:
Can we meet?
Sure! But only in your dreams tho. smiley
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:06am On Nov 15, 2014
AgapeCharis:
I hear grin
You love gisting. You'd be a big gossip I bet.
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Kasieze(m): 11:10am On Nov 15, 2014
can I kiss u

Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her BOY: Can I kiss you? GIRL: Not now, I'm at home. BOY: Please. GIRL: No. BOY: You were too sweet in bed today. GIRL: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had for rounds. BOY: Let me kiss u good night. GIRL: Someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home. This goes on for ten minutes, then girl's brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says whether u kiss him or not its your decision, but tell ................. http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=346
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:12am On Nov 15, 2014
evegran:
You love gisting. You'd be a big gossip I bet.
hehehee
Far from dt wink


evegran:
Sure! But only in your dreams tho. smiley
U wicked sha! grin grin grin
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ruffp: 11:14am On Nov 15, 2014
evegran:
Sure! But only in your dreams tho. smiley
I'd have looked fwd to tonight but sadly.....i dont dream. Let's make it real....
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ninovandross(m): 11:17am On Nov 15, 2014
ruffp:
Friendship tinz naw
if I hear say na only frndship dey ur mind
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ruffp: 11:21am On Nov 15, 2014
AgapeCharis:
I hear grin
Weekend groove na.......u no no say the rush of meeting a new friend pass cocaine?
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ruffp: 11:24am On Nov 15, 2014
ninovandross:
if I hear say na only frndship dey ur mind
Bros.....na friendship de my mind. All other things can be added unto me sha( i no run)...
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:29am On Nov 15, 2014
AgapeCharis:
hehehee
Far from dt wink


U wicked sha! grin grin grin
;P smiley
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Patoskid(m): 11:30am On Nov 15, 2014
lilmaxfidel:
so person don f.uck this fine gehl.... grin sad
Can't elp it...ah don lauf taya #badt boi
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by waywardpikin: 11:33am On Nov 15, 2014
johnstar:
u r a fuckn as$H●le, hu d hell ar u, y did u quote me u son of a b1tch, oh she has promised 2 make love 2 u ryt.. kip fooln ur self nd fighting for a gal u dnt even knw. u dense mehn
Guy you are dumb wtf! This is why a lot of people feel that children have infiltrated this section. Stick to topic or fvck off if you have nothing reasonable to contribute. Dumb people like you make me sick. Just because your mommy bought you a phone that has access to internet doesn't give you the right to expose your stupidity everywhere, okay?
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ninovandross(m): 11:37am On Nov 15, 2014
ruffp:
Bros.....na friendship de my mind. All other things can be added unto me sha( i no run)...
u na badt guy oh, mke I fllw u for bck just incase
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:39am On Nov 15, 2014
evegran:
;P smiley
whispers in her ears

[size=4pt]u jam better maga and u jx let am go like dt[/size]

grin grin cheesy
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:41am On Nov 15, 2014
ruffp:
Weekend groove na.......u no no say the rush of meeting a new friend pass cocaine?
chaaaaiiiii
Lwkm4h
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:44am On Nov 15, 2014
AgapeCharis:
whispers in her ears

[size=4pt]u jam better maga and u jx let am go like dt[/size]

grin grin cheesy
Now its time to add you to my "ignored" list. Enjoy!
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:45am On Nov 15, 2014
AgapeCharis:
whispers in her ears

[size=4pt]u jam better maga and u jx let am go like dt[/size]

grin grin cheesy
Are u always this disgusting?
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ninovandross(m): 11:48am On Nov 15, 2014
evegran:
Tres bien smiley.
oh I no even see dis one, so u guys are now speeking french and shitt
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ruffp: 11:50am On Nov 15, 2014
ninovandross:
u na badt guy oh, mke I fllw u for bck just incase
Na the levels oh. See, plenty people jus de yarn for the matter....nothing wrong with meeting a guy now and straffing him the next minute if the xmistry is rite. I admire and respect such women, It shows u know what u want and go for it. The most impt thing is establishing whether u r doing it for fun or for keeps.(Such decision must be deviod of alcohol).
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 11:53am On Nov 15, 2014
Amaaskia:
Are u always this disgusting?
undecided and what is ur definition of disgusting?
evegran:
Now its time to add you to my "ignored" list. Enjoy!
Smh
Goodbye
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ninovandross(m): 11:55am On Nov 15, 2014
ruffp:
Na the levels oh. See, plenty people jus de yarn for the matter....nothing wrong with meeting a guy now and straffing him the next minute if the xmistry is rite. I admire and respect such women, It shows u know what u want and go for it. The most impt thing is establishing whether u r doing it for fun or for keeps.(Such decision must be deviod of alcohol).
tru dat bro, all this gender ish gon don tire me, assuming say na guy na, dem for dey hail am for straffing in 3days buh since na chick dem go dey shout sacrilage
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ninovandross(m): 11:56am On Nov 15, 2014
ruffp:
Na the levels oh. See, plenty people jus de yarn for the matter....nothing wrong with meeting a guy now and straffing him the next minute if the xmistry is rite. I admire and respect such women, It shows u know what u want and go for it. The most impt thing is establishing whether u r doing it for fun or for keeps.(Such decision must be deviod of alcohol).
tru dat bro, all this gender ish gon don tire me, assuming say na guy na, dem for dey hail am for straffing in 3days buh since na chick dem go dey shout sacrilege
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ninovandross(m): 11:58am On Nov 15, 2014
Amaaskia:
Are u always this disgusting?
babe ur not bad oh, nice texture, am rich oh hw e go be na smiley
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 12:04pm On Nov 15, 2014
AgapeCharis:
undecided and what is ur definition of disgusting?Smh
Goodbye
Why would u ask a girl that? Do u have any sense at all? What are u making her to be?

You're indeed disgusting and pathetic. It's a shame I tot u had sense. Goat
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 12:10pm On Nov 15, 2014
Amaaskia:
Why would u ask a girl that? Do u have any sense at all? What are u making her to be?

You're indeed disgusting and pathetic. It's a shame I tot u had sense. Goat
Its amazing u didn't get d sarcasm/humour in dt post

Well, goodbye
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ninovandross(m): 12:10pm On Nov 15, 2014
Amaaskia:
Why would u ask a girl that? Do u have any sense at all? What are u making her to be?

You're indeed disgusting and pathetic. It's a shame I tot u had sense. Goat
babe chill now, u too cute too b insultive even d babe ur trying to mimic aint dis bad
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by ruffp: 12:11pm On Nov 15, 2014
Amaaskia:
Why would u ask a girl that? Do u have any sense at all? What are u making her to be?

You're indeed disgusting and pathetic. It's a shame I tot u had sense. Goat
Babe, i think he was only teasing na....all in the spirit of the weekend. Making up is fun so make una hug and smile at each other.
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 12:20pm On Nov 15, 2014
AgapeCharis:
Its amazing u didn't get d sarcasm/humour in dt post

Well, goodbye
That wasn't any bloody sarcasm or humour. Ok. It even offended her. You're jus being a complete i-d-I-o-T. Can u ask Ur sisters If they need magas? Ur point was? U didn't know there's a limit even with jokes? As in ure so stupid.
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 12:20pm On Nov 15, 2014
ruffp:
Babe, i think he was only teasing na....all in the spirit of the weekend. Making up is fun so make una hug and smile at each other.
It was a stupid offensive joke.
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Nobody: 12:21pm On Nov 15, 2014
ninovandross:
babe chill now, u too cute too b insultive even d babe ur trying to mimic aint dis bad
Who says I'm mimicking anyone? I guess ure drunk. So cute gals should swallow rubbish from guys. What a slowpoke!
Re: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by karmaleon: 12:27pm On Nov 15, 2014
One night... Pick her up from bar... She was a slut... And I didn't know... What a *itch
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