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Amaaskia:
Who says I'm mimicking anyone? I guess ure drunk. So cute gals should swallow rubbish from guys. What a slowpoke!

ur becoming a wannabe, was just a plain joke don't really knw why ur d one getting wrked up with this ur oversabi

Amaaskia:
That wasn't any bloody sarcasm or humour. Ok. It even offended her. You're jus being a complete i-d-I-o-T. Can u ask Ur sisters If they need magas? Ur point was? U didn't know there's a limit even with jokes? As in ure so stupid.

v funny
But why is it dt b4 u think if saying zee, an insult comes out of ur mouth??

Like I said earlier....goodbye. Pls don't quote me again biko

evegran:
Tres bien .

Soyez le bienvenu

Well....issues like this are quite common in such platforms cuz different individuals with different ideologies meet for the 1st time. As such nobody knows the other person's tipping point, but for the sake of 'maintaining' the fun,its always good to exercise restraint and try not to dwell on certain tins. On the other hand,its no big deal for one to apologize to the other when the other party feels truely offended. In conclusion, una wan spoil this my groovy weekend....today way i get time to browse and chat n feel like a bobo. Issorite......thank God say i still get ciroc for house,make i begin high till all warring fractions sheath them sword.

ruffp:
Well....issues like this are quite common in such platforms cuz different individuals with different ideologies meet for the 1st time. As such nobody knows the other person's tipping point, but for the sake of 'maintaining' the fun,its always good to exercise restraint and try not to dwell on certain tins. On the other hand,its no big deal for one to apologize to the other when the other party feels truely offended. In conclusion, una wan spoil this my groovy weekend....today way i get time to browse and chat n feel like a bobo. Issorite......thank God say i still get ciroc for house,make i begin high till all warring fractions sheath them sword.

omo bro u dey talk wif enuf wisdom RESPECT man, em concerning d ciroc shey mke I bring my mug

ninovandross:
omo bro u dey talk wif enuf wisdom RESPECT man, em concerning d ciroc shey mke I bring my mug

Brossss......mug ke! you wan down my vodka finish? Abeg manage one shot.....

Deluded monkey. See his ugly face. Rat?

AgapeCharis:
v funny
But why is it dt b4 u think if saying zee, an insult comes out of ur mouth??

Like I said earlier....goodbye. Pls don't quote me again biko

AgapeCharis:
v funny
But why is it dt b4 u think if saying zee, an insult comes out of ur mouth??

Like I said earlier....goodbye. Pls don't quote me again biko

Quoted u. Ishie

ruffp:
Brossss......mug ke! you wan down my vodka finish? Abeg manage one shot.....

bro I reason say cup go too small

Amaaskia:
Deluded monkey. See his ugly face. Rat?

sister is okay na, eh plz sorry dis one dat ur seriously fighting anoda persons battle plus dis broda hasn't insulted u in anyway u be lady abeg hve some manners even tho all ladies can't but plz try *na beg I dey beg oh*

Amaaskia:
Deluded monkey. See his ugly face. Rat?

sister is okay na, eh plz sorry dis one dat ur seriously fighting anoda persons battle plus dis broda hasn't insulted u in anyway u be lady abeg hve some manners even tho all ladies can't but plz try *na beg I dey beg oh*

kingphilip:
I'm not in the mood to laugh please gimme this wen I've eaten so as to laugh heartily

Laugh jare, hunger no dey kill pesin

Amaaskia:
Quoted u. Ishie

This girl go like quarrel pass fight o. Haba!! U really can't stop quoting me right??

Amaaskia:
Deluded monkey. See his ugly face. Rat?

oh yeeea??
Tell me u love wat u see

ruffp:
Well....issues like this are quite common in such platforms cuz different individuals with different ideologies meet for the 1st time. As such nobody knows the other person's tipping point, but for the sake of 'maintaining' the fun,its always good to exercise restraint and try not to dwell on certain tins. On the other hand,its no big deal for one to apologize to the other when the other party feels truely offended. In conclusion, una wan spoil this my groovy weekend....today way i get time to browse and chat n feel like a bobo. Issorite......thank God say i still get ciroc for house,make i begin high till all warring fractions sheath them sword.

True tho..

Evegran....sorry if u were offended. I didn't mean to.

You guys's just killed this thread before it even started..naijaboy,agapecharis, Eva etc.. Pls Eva don't respond to any of their quote again..Guess most guys din't since the part u said u guys have been friends for a while before actually dating and I believe there must be an attraction from both of u then before u guy's started dating officially so it cud be the reason u guys had good sex within those 3days before breaking it up...Anyway let the thread continue. Apapecharis and naijaboy pls be warned

i have come to realise that Nigerians are the most judgemental people on earth. and you can not be yourself/ live a real life in Nigeria. see the way they were judging evegran.

i give up!

Looool

tosomaju:
24hrs. After asking her for a date for over 3weeks she finally agreed. I took her out, we had a nice time and I throw the jamb question at her. She said yes in english. I was so excited. I got home, sent her sweet messages. The next day I called my sweetheart but she sounded surprise with the way I spoke to her and denied ever saying yes. *blood of god*
Ever since then, she must say yes in three nigeria languages with a short video recording, an eye witness and a signed document to go with before I date her officially

2 weeks.

Felt nothing for her. Knew it was fake and i was trying to make it work but i guess my heart was just not into it.

When you find it hard to do basic things needed in a relationship for example calls and other little things then its better to just call it quits and move on.

Mine lasted 6 hours.. Met her in a bus while travelling back to school back in my freshers days... We talked about random stuffs.. She liked me. I asked her out right there and she said yes. The thing shock me sef.. Lol. She was almost ten years older than me and she didn't know. We made out in the bus while everyone was asleep. Her vajayjay was warm and sweet. Nice ample tits too and luscious lips.. When she alighted from the bus that day, I knew we were never gonna see each other again. I misplaced my phone the next day.. I no even know her name again but damn she was tasty! Lol

sexymoma:
so why are you thinking like one..

Cos u we®e pretending.

komek:
Cos u we®e pretending.

like i never had sex or wah?

Equado:
3 days and yhu guys alrdy hving sexwait oh...yhu b calabar girl??

what the Bleep is special about sex?
Ladies have it alot...remember it is a form of exercise. ...the more you have the healthier you become

sexymoma:
like i never had sex or wah?

That u were making the girl look like she did something so evil by sleeping with a friend of over 1 month and later became lovers and had sex for 3days. And u made ur sef look holy by asking too many question.

komek:
That u were making the girl look like she did something so evil by sleeping with a friend of over 1 month and later became lovers and had sex for 3days. And u made ur sef look holy by asking too many question.

you called that too much quest, gosh i'm outta here.

evegran:
What does something mean? You"re concluding my actions made him a jerk ? Don't be silly. It was just fun. Ah I suddenly forgot how we Nigerians see things.
Do I give a Bleep what anybody thinks? NOPE

That's what happens when you decide to share your experience on a public forum. Some people be acting all high and mighty. You've been in a relationship for 7 years and he knacked your kpekus on day 1 is the same thing as the above. Some people are better kept as friends.

Mine was about 4-5 days sef. Asked her out before, she said she's still in a relationship even though she wasn't getting treated right. Continued the friendship in the hope that she'll be smart and get out of the abusive relationship after a couple of months I told her I can't continue like this. Told her we had to part ways. A month later, she's back and she says yes. That she has always loved me and finally decided to take the risk.
Fast forward to a few days, she decides to start asking serious questions that I knew were going to determine if we were going to be together or not. Seeing no reason to lie as it might be disastrous when she eventually finds out the truth, I was honest with her. Right then I knew things were over. Took the opportunity to scold her about things like that. If she had asked me those questions before saying yes, it would have been better. If you can't handle the truth then don't ask the questions. Since I was enjoying the lovey-dovey feeling, I decided to convince her to continue, not until we had an argument a day or two later and she said she wished she had stayed in her previous relationship. Na there I para, even though we were on the brink of resolving it. It was like a scene from an action movie where you are negotiating with someone and at the last minute, a retard comes in and messes it up. Even though i have been single for a while, I am not a backup. She can as well go back to her vomit for all I care. But once you are my friend and I ask you out a couple of times and you say no, that's the end o! Our friendship can't ever be the same again. I decided to be friends so that I can evaluate you if you're worth being with. Relationship is my first aim, but friendship is the foundation.

sexymoma:
you called that too much quest, gosh i'm outta here.

Y na? Stay u here?

Houseofglam7:
Laugh jare, hunger no dey kill pesin

k dear
BTW this ur moniker hw u take come about am

kingphilip:
k dear
BTW this ur moniker hw u take come about am

Lol.
Na creativity.

Houseofglam7:
Lol.
Na creativity.

so wetin d glam mean

Houseofglam7:
Lol.
Na creativity.

thut there was a show named house of glam

NeduLuiZ:
Was 3hrs ...should i call that a relationship??

Met, exchange numbers at the bar,club started we clubbed together ended up in bed together she thought she found love,felt same though.. Day broke with an ugly face staring @ me ...... Left nd blacklisted her numbs

alcohol and conji na bastards

lol

johnstar:
I heheheh I don screen grab her pishure, incase if I see any of my frnd wey dey find wife for future I go tel dm say dis gal is already a h●E

lol

evegran:
Why do u guys read without understanding and rush to mention?

Did u miss the "friends for a couple of months part"?

Dunno what kinda girls u guys hang around. The whole pretence thing doesn't work for me. Ok? Beat it already!

U don't have to reply dem......just ignore

Dunexxx:
Weda u rant from now till 2050, u are still an slowpoke. In fact, d biggest slowpoke ill ever come across. She is a friend. I have every right to quote u cos ure saying shit about my friend. The girl you're talking about, is smarter than u, richer than u, better than u in every aspect of life. Keep foolin urself. Ask her how many suitors she has if u feel every girl is desperate for marriage. Man u need a brain!

oya clap for yourself na minister of woman defense.