₦airaland Forum

chisco82:
Lol! Bros make sure u avoid a the vehicle coming on ur way oo..

tosyne2much:
Are you allergic to PEE HEEM ?

Medunah:
Loool, it actually took me a min to get wat u were saying, just came online though

jmoore:
Even though I don't support premarital sex, paying for sex is being 'magaed'. You spend 50k just to sleep with her while she spends zero naira to sleep with you.

chimerase2:
This one happened yesterday na wetin vex me
Ex: hi how far
Me: amu fine and u
EX: not happy
Me: what's the problem
EX: pls help me with some moni one corper for ma area relased inside me and I hv missed ma period
Me: eaya try hard find it
EX: pls help me I need some moni to get rid of it or help me buy the drugs cos I knw its ur field
Meanwhile this is the 3rd time she will be telling me this, if not that amu a man of God I for nakkked swear for ram

parrotibaba:
it's simple, if a girl be like...

Girl: baby I need 20k

You: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


SIMPLES!!!

keypad1:
we talked the other nite.
After saying gud nite to her.

She sent 3 tromantic ext messages. Something she has not done before in a single nite.

This was a girl i call everyday with mtn zone 0.04 kobo per second. 100 naira for 20 minutes. That means i spent 200na 40 minutes call everyday for this thief!

I was so glad that nite, not knowing i was being prepared to be scammed and magaed the next morning.

The next morning her friend flashed me. I called, she told me my girlfriend (thief) was crying and wouldnt tell her wats wrong.

I called her, she was crying and shedding tears like over flown river niger (fake tears). That her 10k was stolen inside her bag in her hostel. I fell for it. Told her not to cry. Managed to get 4k, sent it to her account (advance mumu wey i be). She only sent me a message of thank you. Eeeeeeeeeh.

After her exams she came back from school. For 5 days my girlfriend (thief) was at home. She wouldnt see me. Each time i call her lets meet even if it means me coming to her place babe will say her father doesnt allow her to go out.

The second week she came after much persuasion with her friend visited me, spent 1 hour then she left. Two days later, i saw her gisting happily with anoda guy after i decided to pass her area. I walked silently, she saw me, ran to me and told me, wats wrong, why am not happy. I told her she is looking for trouble oooo. She rushed and told me that was just her friend, but wat i saw pass ordinary friend ooo.

Decided to test her, didnt call for 2 weeks, she didnt even flash despite the fact that i was always sending her credit twice in a week without her asking. She didnt even flash me.

The second week her birthday came, i still didnt call, late in the nite she text me around 9pm that ''today was her birthday''. Like whaaaat da fcccccuuuk!


That was how i left my thief thief girlfriend, her wayoooo no be here oooo.


But now, i don wise up like king solomon.

All the happened in 2012.

Praise the Lord.


From Bro. Mencade5

Sorry, na love do you. Thank God say you don wise small.


........Or so I hope.

Nastydroid:
I smell fp

chibwike:
Lmao....wats this!

tosyne2much:
** wispers to her ear **

I have only bought for someone just once

exthar87:
I won't mind magarizing tosyne2much nd co

If u v not experienced it abeg make I use u do experiment

englishmart:
a friend of mine (girl) and I were chatting on Facebook. She told Me she's very sick.

Me. Ehya sorry o. What's wrong with you?

She... It's fever o...

Me.....Chai sorry eh! Hope you've taken your drugs?

She .....
Not yet, but, pls. Can do me a favour?
What favour?
Can you send me MTN card #1500?

Me...... Eeeeeeeeediot! Shey you wan recharge the fever?

Mprex:
10 Types Of Maga On NL Romance Section
-1 Tosyne2much
-2 Tosyne2much
-3 Tosyne2much
-4 Tosyne2much
-5 Tosyne2much
-6 Tosyne2much
-7 Tosyne2much
-8 Tosyne2much
-9 Tosyne2much
-0 Tosyne2much
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jmoore:
Whenever you ask a girl "How are you doing?" and she says she's not fine or she surprises you by greeting you first after months/days of snubbing. There is 90% probability she is about to ask you for money.

Yahoo boys know this, that's why they create many fake female accounts to ask guys for money.

One girl that I refused to give recharge card told me that I am not handsome because her 'jazz' didn't work on me .
Many encounters but never been 'magaed'. When they see me, they see 'aka gum'.

Thank God for the wisdom of Solomon.

keypad1:
we talked the other nite.
After saying gud nite to her.

She sent 3 tromantic ext messages. Something she has not done before in a single nite.

This was a girl i call everyday with mtn zone 0.04 kobo per second. 100 naira for 20 minutes. That means i spent 200na 40 minutes call everyday for this thief!

I was so glad that nite, not knowing i was being prepared to be scammed and magaed the next morning.

The next morning her friend flashed me. I called, she told me my girlfriend (thief) was crying and wouldnt tell her wats wrong.

I called her, she was crying and shedding tears like over flown river niger (fake tears). That her 10k was stolen inside her bag in her hostel. I fell for it. Told her not to cry. Managed to get 4k, sent it to her account (advance mumu wey i be). She only sent me a message of thank you. Eeeeeeeeeh.

After her exams she came back from school. For 5 days my girlfriend (thief) was at home. She wouldnt see me. Each time i call her lets meet even if it means me coming to her place babe will say her father doesnt allow her to go out.

The second week she came after much persuasion with her friend visited me, spent 1 hour then she left. Two days later, i saw her gisting happily with anoda guy after i decided to pass her area. I walked silently, she saw me, ran to me and told me, wats wrong, why am not happy. I told her she is looking for trouble oooo. She rushed and told me that was just her friend, but wat i saw pass ordinary friend ooo.

Decided to test her, didnt call for 2 weeks, she didnt even flash despite the fact that i was always sending her credit twice in a week without her asking. She didnt even flash me.

The second week her birthday came, i still didnt call, late in the nite she text me around 9pm that ''today was her birthday''. Like whaaaat da fcccccuuuk!


That was how i left my thief thief girlfriend, her wayoooo no be here oooo.


But now, i don wise up like king solomon.

All the happened in 2012.

Praise the Lord.


From Bro. Mencade5

vizkiz:
it was My ex who suddenly sent a message to me asking for cash...after all the "i love my boo" status and my boo's gat cash pictures she usually upload.

She wanna magatize my destiny...i just no even bother reply her message

vivaciousvivi:
Ok. That's a very weird situation you were in.
U sef, u too like to add woman for social media.
Don't mistakenly add your grandma and toast her one day

keypad1:
we talked the other nite.
After saying gud nite to her.

She sent 3 tromantic ext messages. Something she has not done before in a single nite.

This was a girl i call everyday with mtn zone 0.04 kobo per second. 100 naira for 20 minutes. That means i spent 200na 40 minutes call everyday for this thief!

I was so glad that nite, not knowing i was being prepared to be scammed and magaed the next morning.

The next morning her friend flashed me. I called, she told me my girlfriend (thief) was crying and wouldnt tell her wats wrong.

I called her, she was crying and shedding tears like over flown river niger (fake tears). That her 10k was stolen inside her bag in her hostel. I fell for it. Told her not to cry. Managed to get 4k, sent it to her account (advance mumu wey i be). She only sent me a message of thank you. Eeeeeeeeeh.

After her exams she came back from school. For 5 days my girlfriend (thief) was at home. She wouldnt see me. Each time i call her lets meet even if it means me coming to her place babe will say her father doesnt allow her to go out.

The second week she came after much persuasion with her friend visited me, spent 1 hour then she left. Two days later, i saw her gisting happily with anoda guy after i decided to pass her area. I walked silently, she saw me, ran to me and told me, wats wrong, why am not happy. I told her she is looking for trouble oooo. She rushed and told me that was just her friend, but wat i saw pass ordinary friend ooo.

Decided to test her, didnt call for 2 weeks, she didnt even flash despite the fact that i was always sending her credit twice in a week without her asking. She didnt even flash me.

The second week her birthday came, i still didnt call, late in the nite she text me around 9pm that ''today was her birthday''. Like whaaaat da fcccccuuuk!


That was how i left my thief thief girlfriend, her wayoooo no be here oooo.


But now, i don wise up like king solomon.

All the happened in 2012.

Praise the Lord.


From Bro. Mencade5

keypad1:
we talked the other nite.
After saying gud nite to her.

She sent 3 tromantic ext messages. Something she has not done before in a single nite.

This was a girl i call everyday with mtn zone 0.04 kobo per second. 100 naira for 20 minutes. That means i spent 200na 40 minutes call everyday for this thief!

I was so glad that nite, not knowing i was being prepared to be scammed and magaed the next morning.

The next morning her friend flashed me. I called, she told me my girlfriend (thief) was crying and wouldnt tell her wats wrong.

I called her, she was crying and shedding tears like over flown river niger (fake tears). That her 10k was stolen inside her bag in her hostel. I fell for it. Told her not to cry. Managed to get 4k, sent it to her account (advance mumu wey i be). She only sent me a message of thank you. Eeeeeeeeeh.

After her exams she came back from school. For 5 days my girlfriend (thief) was at home. She wouldnt see me. Each time i call her lets meet even if it means me coming to her place babe will say her father doesnt allow her to go out.

The second week she came after much persuasion with her friend visited me, spent 1 hour then she left. Two days later, i saw her gisting happily with anoda guy after i decided to pass her area. I walked silently, she saw me, ran to me and told me, wats wrong, why am not happy. I told her she is looking for trouble oooo. She rushed and told me that was just her friend, but wat i saw pass ordinary friend ooo.

Decided to test her, didnt call for 2 weeks, she didnt even flash despite the fact that i was always sending her credit twice in a week without her asking. She didnt even flash me.

The second week her birthday came, i still didnt call, late in the nite she text me around 9pm that ''today was her birthday''. Like whaaaat da fcccccuuuk!


That was how i left my thief thief girlfriend, her wayoooo no be here oooo.


But now, i don wise up like king solomon.

All the happened in 2012.

Praise the Lord.


From Bro. Mencade5

keypad1:
we talked the other nite.
After saying gud nite to her.

She sent 3 tromantic ext messages. Something she has not done before in a single nite.

This was a girl i call everyday with mtn zone 0.04 kobo per second. 100 naira for 20 minutes. That means i spent 200na 40 minutes call everyday for this thief!

I was so glad that nite, not knowing i was being prepared to be scammed and magaed the next morning.

The next morning her friend flashed me. I called, she told me my girlfriend (thief) was crying and wouldnt tell her wats wrong.

I called her, she was crying and shedding tears like over flown river niger (fake tears). That her 10k was stolen inside her bag in her hostel. I fell for it. Told her not to cry. Managed to get 4k, sent it to her account (advance mumu wey i be). She only sent me a message of thank you. Eeeeeeeeeh.

After her exams she came back from school. For 5 days my girlfriend (thief) was at home. She wouldnt see me. Each time i call her lets meet even if it means me coming to her place babe will say her father doesnt allow her to go out.

The second week she came after much persuasion with her friend visited me, spent 1 hour then she left. Two days later, i saw her gisting happily with anoda guy after i decided to pass her area. I walked silently, she saw me, ran to me and told me, wats wrong, why am not happy. I told her she is looking for trouble oooo. She rushed and told me that was just her friend, but wat i saw pass ordinary friend ooo.

Decided to test her, didnt call for 2 weeks, she didnt even flash despite the fact that i was always sending her credit twice in a week without her asking. She didnt even flash me.

The second week her birthday came, i still didnt call, late in the nite she text me around 9pm that ''today was her birthday''. Like whaaaat da fcccccuuuk!


That was how i left my thief thief girlfriend, her wayoooo no be here oooo.


But now, i don wise up like king solomon.

All the happened in 2012.

Praise the Lord.


From Bro. Mencade5

drnairalov:
leme not say much paid for her catering training... even bought her oven almost 60,000 naira... long story short i had a best friend who was very rich...him nd ma babe always insult themselves at any given instance if they see each other....all said and done ma friend and her shud be getting married February...and am here i never even know ma wife . what a cold world.. v forgiven dem sha

jmoore:
Whenever you ask a girl "How are you doing?" and she says she's not fine or she surprises you by greeting you first after months/days of snubbing. There is 90% probability she is about to ask you for money.

Yahoo boys know this, that's why they create many fake female accounts to ask guys for money.

One girl that I refused to give recharge card told me that I am not handsome because her 'jazz' didn't work on me .
Many encounters but never been 'magaed'. When they see me, they see 'aka gum'.

Thank God for the wisdom of Solomon.