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Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by gurunlocker: 7:25pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
two ripe oranges and one thick forest between two paths makes guys being magaed since 85 A.D 5 Likes |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by rosette08: 7:26pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
drnairalov:eyahhhhhhhhh I find it difficult 2 belive u both were actually dating or maybe u tried pretending nothing was actually going on btw them,anyhow sha stay strong urs will definately come(the best) |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by kwencypresh(f): 7:26pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
ERCROSS:Dats y we er specially, gainfully n fearfully made If we nor call una swit names,una nor go serious |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:27pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
babyosisi: Hehehehehehe. Don't be stingy ooo |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by adbokus(m): 7:27pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
drnairalov:ah! |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by kurt09(m): 7:27pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
This is a real story of a young Ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month. Her name is Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa. She was working with MTN. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most night talking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love.) Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends:"If I pass away, please bury me with my cell phone"She also said the same thing to her parents. After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but couldn't. So they went to call a priest in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said:"this girl is missing something". Then her friends told them about her intention to be buried with her phone. They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and placed her phone inside the casket. After that, they tried to carry the body which could now be moved and they carried it away easily. Everyone was shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so shocked to receive the news. He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola the previous day, He then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold! It rang and Lola picked it and they were chatting. They called the priest to come and intervene and when he came and prayed for 5 hours,It was revealed that MTN is everywhere you go. Chill! Don't hate me yet, because I'm also looking for the idiot that composed this......lolz. But u like gist sha!Oya pass it on! 13 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:28pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Billyonaire: Bros, u can lie for Africa! That was some good exxagerations bro 11 Likes |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:29pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
iv4fb:Not at all. Not at all. Which part of it is exaggeration ? |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:30pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
iv4fb: Send him money ke when I am looking for a mugu ,someone wants to have me magar-ed Chukwu aju |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by tosyne2much(m): 7:31pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Medunah:so can you ? |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:31pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Billyonaire: Inasmuch as karma is a bit.ch, its usually not that fast, BTW, life ain't Nollywood. 5 Likes |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:32pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
babyosisi:. Funny enough,he might be in dire needs. These days, we find it difficult to help the needy for fear of SCAM and juju 1 Like |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by tosyne2much(m): 7:32pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
exthar87: I have outgrown maga-rizm |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by dmcdad: 7:32pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Medunah:Mehn... My dear, e be like say you don tey for this business oooooo. You sha know al the INs and OUTs of abortion. **Pun intended** 3 Likes |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:32pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Thank you for the title change. As if women don't get scammed too. Who invented 419 sef, abi no be yahoo boys? |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:33pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
#justreturnedfromwork# #washsomeclothes# #visitthelaundrygurlforironing# #Sits and Observes With A Bottle Of Chilled Coke # |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:33pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
iv4fb:Are you poor ? |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by tosyne2much(m): 7:33pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by dmcdad: 7:34pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
mumumugu:Your moniker has said it all. |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by jemijas: 7:34pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
It's quite obvious the lady didn't like you. I'm sure she only said that to stop you from pestering her. Trust me.. 1 Like |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by dmcdad: 7:36pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
emusmith:**While I read your post with a glass of "red-wine"...** |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Zane2point4(m): 7:36pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Medunah: I kno say u don do abortion. 2 Likes |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:37pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Billyonaire: You want to send me some money? That's where you miss it, it's not always about money. Broken marriage, regretting not getting married to you? That's some Nollywood shit, it doesn't make you smarter or wealthier. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Mrfils(m): 7:37pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Sometime ago during the very busy days of 2go. I added this random chick. We got talking. She had good command of English language which kinda put me on the edge, I was like 'kai! See Ajebo fish!!' Before I knew it, this girl started telling me ancestral stories oh, of how her mum and dad are based abroad and her brothers just left to join them, and she'll be joining them too soon. That she is sad cos she misses them. I carry my own mouth find trouble wen I asked "why don't u call them?" Only for her to relay the worst ever "magacious" format that she is seriously broke and that I (now calling me darling at this stage) should pls send her 100 credit What a poor somebody!! 100 credit?? And ur whole family's abroad? She probably missed it somewhere I thought to myself 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:38pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
dmcdad:Alcohol? |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nastydroid(m): 7:39pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Stelvin101:hahahahaha,i have a good sense of smell |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by adbokus(m): 7:43pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
ronald4lif:ah! |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by jeflexy(m): 7:45pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
am the first to comment**** omg *blushing**** 1 Like |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:45pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
jemijas: You're right. I finally read the OP. Either he's making up a story for laughs, or the girl was trying to get him to leave her alone. Because, I mean, come ON. But trust NL guys to buy it. |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Medunah: 7:46pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
tosyne2much:Yup and i have Or can i what?? Dunno if we are talking about d same thing **Modified** |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by rman: 7:46pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
englishmart: ''........shey you wan recharge the fever'' made me laugh men! 1 Like |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:49pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
mizzkeji44:Atleast he aint gat nothing to lose. 1 Like |
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